("Hey Hey Hey")
- I'm a woman, but I'm not overly emotional.
- I'm a woman, but I'm not naive.
- I'm a woman, but I'm not defined by
how many times you tell me I'm beautiful.
- I'm a woman, but I'm not here to fill your quota.
- But I have opinions, and I will share them.
- And I'm an outstanding problem solver.
- I'm a woman and I'm pregnant,
but I still like to lift heavy.
- But I have zero interest in having kids.
- But I'm not feminine.
- But I am not just my weave.
- But I don't shave my legs.
- I don't have boobs.
- I'm a woman, but my value is not measured
by my virginity, or lack thereof.
("Hey Hey Hey")
- I'm a woman, and I'm a mentor.
- I'm a woman, and I love technology.
- And I'm a filmmaker.
- And I'm in charge of my life.
- And my no means no.
- And I don't hate men.
- And I really like sex.
- And I watch porn.
- And I'm not a delicate little flower
that's all polite and (bleep).
- I have fabulous hand/eye coordination.
- And I hate the color pink.
- And I do like to cook.
- And I love painting my nails.
- I'm a woman, and I defy society every breath I take.
- I'm a woman, and I'm awesome.
- I'm a woman,
and I'm a real woman.
("Hey Hey Hey")