900.
I will not fill the bag of holding with dirt so we can just fill in pit traps as we detect
them.
901.
In the middle of the Black Ops a diversion is not blowing off the top twenty floors of
the building.
902.
Can't set the bad guy on fire until after I've blown the persuasion roll.
903.
If I fail to make a bluff check, can't shoot him to change it to an intimidate check.
904.
Not possible to fire a gun with your teeth.
905.
Humming the James Bond theme in the middle of a Black Ops doesn't give me any bonuses.
906.
They make platemail in a variety of styles.
Crotchless is not one of them.
907.
Can't use my attack bonus as a substitute for the skill: Hibachi Chef.
908.
I can't take Telekinesis as an auxilary mode just to get free food from the snack machine.
909.
Dual wielding spike chains does not let me use the battlecry "DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!"
910.
I will not convince the entire party to play rockerboys so we can be a Europe cover band.
911.
Can't take a level of monk just for tone.
912.
Droogie is not a starting language.
913.
After casting my one first level spell, can't leave the dungeon to go sleep.
914.
Can't bribe the biokinetic to take my drug test for me.
915.
On second thought, let's not disguise the wookies in the stormtrooper uniforms.
916.
A runic facial tattoos is acceptable for my berserker.
Not a Betty Boop. 917.
Have one point in every single skill in the game doesn't count as a super power.
918.
Can't clean out the dungeon by renting the adjacent dungeon and being as obnoxious as
possible.
919.
Goldfish do not get a bonus in a staredown. 920.
My mech gunner can't have a nude pinup in his cockpit.
Especially if it's of his pilot.
921.
"But she's hot!" is not an acceptable excuse for my Black Ops solo dating the tabloid reporter.
922.
No matter how much we look, we're not finding the secret door leading to the back of the
villain's hideout. 923.
Druids do not hibernate. 924.
Before I make my next wish I have to ask myself: "Is this going to shatter the very fabric
of reality again?"
925.
Any gun that can fire more rounds in one shot than I can physically carry is vetoed.
926.
If given a stock NPC, I must play him as written.
So Jar-Jar has to lose the sarape and the cigar.
927.
I do not get a bulk discount at the jenny's guild.
928.
The Flaw: Odious Personal Habit- Teleports into romantic moments is only available at
the maximum penalty.
929.
Telekinetic Redhead Chick is not a real superhero. 930.
Even if the rules allow it, I cannot circumnavigate the world on foot in one turn.
931.
There are no alignment restrictions on becoming a lawyer.
932.
Nowhere in the bible does it say ninjas have to line up in a straight line to fight me.
933.
If escorting a high priority target, I can't biosculpt the entire team to look like her.
934.
Nerve gas complicates fast talk rolls.
935.
Cannot take the shape of any animal the GM doesn't know.
936.
'The power of Christ compels me' does not justify my Blessed's actions.
937.
I cannot take life insurance out on anybody I have for the enemy background.
938.
Psychotherapy doesn't eliminate the alignment change penalty.
939.
Just because I've hit name level does not automatically give me groupies.
940.
I will not abuse the Exemplary virtue to set up highly choreographed dance routines with
random crowds.
941.
In the middle of a black ops I cannot make an educational video.
942.
We do not need an elf on this dungeoncrawl for the same reason miners need canaries.
943.
I am not Bjorn of Borg. 944.
Before accepting a harem as a reward for my heroism, need to check with the wife.
945.
I don't get any equipment before the GM can Google it.
946.
If Australia doesn't exist, I can't use my Australian accent.
Even if I am playing a space koala. 947.
I cannot bet the powergamer he can't field strip the grenade faster than me.
948.
Even if the rules allow it, I can't catch dropped cannonballs with my teeth without
drawbacks. 949.
I will not make my castle's halls 9x9x9' to keep out gelatinous cubes.
950.
The ability to give superpowers to characters is acceptable.
Naming the character Captain Franchise is not.
951.
The most important stat in Call of Cthulhu is not movement.
952.
Keifer Sutherland does not make numerous cameos in my character's background telling him he's
destined for greatness.
953.
No matter how high my strength, still can't use that wall as a shield.
954.
I will not convince the entire party to play identical copies of the same character on
the grounds we're sextuplets. 955.
No matter his age, my bard can't start a boy-band.
956.
Despite the halberd being 6' long, it can't hit monsters more than 5' away.
957.
Even if it's been more than two hours since we left the bar, the dwarf isn't getting the
DT's.
958.
No matter how practical, I can't have shotgunchucks. 959.
The town drunk is not our one stop source for all mythos happenings in every town.
960.
I will not base my Call of Cthulhu character off the lead character in Slingblade.
961.
Even if I am pissed for working on my birthday, in the middle of a Black Ops I will not refer
to my CO only by his first name.
962.
If I don't have an instrument for my bardic song, an 'air mandolin' won't suffice.
963.
After critting with a cannon, we can't dump a barrel of gunpowder over the gunner's mate.
964.
Elves aren't marsupials. 965.
Even if we're freezing to death, I won't cut open the half-orc and shove the elf inside
him.
966.
Using precog on the personals to find out who puts out on a first date is abusing the
power.
967.
There is no such thing as a Tequila Golem. 968.
A paladin with a British accent is acceptable.
One with a Peter Lorre accent isn't.
969.
When I'm allowed a bunny as a familiar, that doesn't include Ava Fabian.
970.
I will not make a super hero that requires a graphing calculator to create.
971.
I cannot take the flaw Enemy: Random packs of wild dogs.
972.
"Threesome" is not a specialty of the seduction skill.
973.
Shotguns are not a traditional part of Texas funerals.
974.
If short changed at the Hong Kong deli I will call the manager.
Not roll for initiative.
975.
There is something wrong with a 2nd level Kamikaze.
976.
I was not issued a flamethrower for my own personal amusement.
977.
Disable plot device is not a real skill.
978.
Nowhere in the plan does Franco go in where the others have been.
979.
Mumus do not appear in the starting equipment list for a reason.
980.
As a matter of fact, a 90' tall hostile pineapple is much more terrifying than a dragon.
981.
My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok. 982.
Trailblaze means find a path, not cut down every tree between here and there.
983.
Elves do not take 1d3 1 minutes for their entire menstrual cycle.
984.
In the middle of a black ops I cannot moonlight as tech support.
985.
Even if it isn't in the rules, I have to use the same scale miniature as everybody else.
986.
I cannot switch miniatures between each combat.
987.
Even if starving, can't suckle the elf chick. 988.
David Bowie cannot cast glitterdust at will.
This issue is also closed.
989.
When asked to describe my character, I can leave out the hickies.
990.
Even if he botches his medicine roll, I can't sue the medtech for malpractice.
991.
"Kiww the Wabbit" is not a proper viking battlecry. 992.
The rest of the party would appreciate it if I didn't take Munchhausen Syndrome by Proxy
as a flaw.
993.
Even if the rules allow it, I can't empty out the entire castle for a week with just
a cherry bomb.
994.
Corporate Pop Whore is not a real prestige class.
995.
Drakkar Heartgourger is not a proper name for a paladin.
996.
Dwarves can't take trees as favored enemies.
997.
I can't beat on the drow until he admits his name is Toby.
998.
The script for the Baywatch movie does not cause more Sanity loss than the Necronomicon.
999.
I can't train squirrel mobs to abuse the grapple rules.
1000.
I will stop referring to the powergamer as MinMaximus.