- I like USA Lite.
- Sure.
- L-I-T-E.
- We're Canada Dark.
Yeah.
From the basement of a pretty normal
office building in New York City,
it's "Shoot Your Shot,"
Thrillist's boozy, trivia game show,
with your host, Wil Fulton
and special guest,
Harley Morenstein.
Cheers!
And remember to tip your bartender.
- What's up, internet?
This is Wil Fulton from Thrillist,
and welcome to the trivia game where we drink a lot.
21 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,420 I'm here with the Boss of Sauce,
the Maestro of Massive Food,
a very large Canadian man,
with a pretty enviable beard,
- Thank you.
- But most importantly, he's the host of
"Epic Meal Time."
- 20 pounds, baby, get at me!
- Mister Harley Morenstein.
- Also, the Pharaoh of Flavor,
the Minister of Mixture,
the Jeff Goldblum of Jamaican Jerk Chicken.
The Schwartzenegger of Sharwarma.
- Yes.
- Chuck Norris of Chicken Nuggets.
Grocery Store Gynecologist.
Michael Jordan of Meat.
Supermarket Superintendent.
- Maybe one more?
- Bieber of Bacon.
- OK.
So, you have made your living doing whatever you just did.
- Yeah, that's pretty much it.
That's 90% of my life.
- And also ruining the diets of everyone on the internet.
You are making your own food.
Tell me about your jerky.
- So, we made a jerky.
Isn't that crazy?
Pizza in a bag?
We made a jerky!
Not me, I had nothing to do with it.
- Do you have some in your back pocket?
- You're not supposed to know that.
- I know, but it's sticking out!
He's got some jerky in his pocket, this guy, watch out!
- I swear, this never happens!
- Yeah, we made our own jerky.
It's called Pizza in a Bag.
It's available in every single Walmart in the USA.
- There's a lot of 'em.
- Yeah, we thought we'd start with a small sample
of 4,500 Walmarts in the USA
and if everyone enjoys it,
then we might consider moving
to the two Walmarts in Canada,
but it's pizza-style pepperoni jerky.
It tastes like pizza, smells like pizza.
There's Buffalo, supreme, pepper-
I'm getting really amped up
about my own jerky right now.
I feel weird.
I'm gonna pull back on this.
- No, I'm zoning out, - That's all I'm gonna say.
- I was thinking about something else.
You keep going.
- He's got jerky in his pocket, guys.
You seem to know a lot about jerky.
You're making your own jerky.
We want to make sure you're truly one with the jerky.
What we're gonna do is ask you 10 multiple choice
jerky-centric questions.
When you get a question right, I have to take a shot.
If you get one wrong, you must take a shot.
- Yeah.
- You know what we have in front of us?
- We have jerky whiskey.
- This is some specially-made Reposado Tequila.
- Sa-DOE, accent on the "doe."
- OK, question the first,
we're gonna bring it all the way back to jerky history.
Did you just look at the card?
- No, I didn't.
- OK, I trust you.
What year was beef jerky invented?
A. 1375,
B. 1550,
or C. 1997.
- Hold on, 1997, NSYNC was on top of the music charts.
What was A?
- A is 1375.
- Lock it in, 1375.
- That's your final answer?
- Wait, maybe not. Why you saying it like that?
- 'Cause I said I would!
- But that was disappointing.
- Look, you're wrong, take a shot.
- It was wrong?
- You're wrong. - (Beep)
- 1550.
I feel great, next question.
- According to jerky historians, who invented beef jerky?
We have A,
- Stop, Bobby Jerky, I already know this one.
- Robert, that would be Robert Jerky to you.
Thank you very much.
- Sir Robert Jerky.
- The Quechua tribe of South America,
B. Some guy named Dave,
C. The Dutch,
- Is Dave Dutch?
- Dave is decidedly not Dutch.
- We'll go with A.
- OK, you're right.
- I'm right?
- Yeah.
- Drink up, you (beep)!
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Pretty good, eh?
- It's pretty good.
- Yeah, I know, I was pretty impressed.
- Third questions, it is illegal to bring US jerky
into which country?
A. Japan, home of the Japanese,
B. The UK, home of the Brits, Scots, and Welsh,
or C. The Netherlands, home of the Dutch.
- Oh my gosh, the Dutch are back.
- It always comes back to the Dutch here.
- The Japanese don't want your meat.
- That's not what I heard,
also you're wrong!
It is B. The UK.
- They don't, what? UK?
- Yeah, surprisingly uptight about jerky.
- I like to breathe all the air
out of my body first.
- Before you drink or just in general?
(Harley exhales)
That's how deep sea divers do it.
- Lovely, you did that well.
- Hey, it gets much better the second time around.
- Question 4. - Yeah.
- How much revenue do you need--
- Shut up! B.
That was actually right.
- Oh, was it? - Yeah.
- Then you owe me a shot.
We have to break the touch barrier.
Look, we have two shots
and now we're touching arms! - We're friends!
- Wait 'til you see what happens when the cameras turn off.
- No, he already showed me his baggie.
He's got a (bird caws) in his pocket.
- I'm gonna get fired!
What are the real names of the infamous '90s
prank callers, the Jerky Boys?
You know them in Canada?
You're familiar? - Awww, shoot!
- I'm gonna give you options.
Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne,
B. Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed,
or C. Jermaine Clement and some guy named Dave.
- C.
No, I said, "Some guy named Dave."
That was like a layup. - So what, what?
What do you mean?
Why is that a layup?
- In America, we call that a layup.
That's basketball.
- Well in Canada, we call that a hat trick.
Three shots in a row.
- You feeling OK? - Yeah, you?
- Question six,
which classic '90s comedy features the line,
"Hey, Harry--"
- David Schwimmer, oh, sorry.
Finish it. - "I got some beef jerky"?
A. Billy Madison,
B. Dumb and Dumber,
or C, my favorite 90s comedy, The English Patient.
This is easy.
- Yeah, but if I say C, I get (beep).
- Yeah, but don't.
Then I don't get to.
- OK, B. - You can't say (beep).
- You're right, cheers.
This is really intimate, we're whispering.
- Yeah, it's true.
- What's it called?
Like ASMP.
- ASMR.
Whisper. - Yeah, you drink that,
and I'm like, "Oh, look at this guy! I was right!
I was right! So now he drinks the spicy shot!"
Spicy, tequila shot.
You like that?
Yeah, you love it, you (beep).
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
- Jesus!
- It's 'cause I had four shots.
It's early in the morning here.
- They're not supposed to know that.
It's 5:00 am.
- We just went out to the bar.
It's 1:00 am now,
and we're doing this show.
- All that aside, this sexual tension is palpable.
So, let's just move on.
- We're trying to f**k each other.
Let us know in the comments section,
if you want to see us straight up (beep) on Thrillist.
Don't delete that file!
Send it to me.
I'll cut it into an Instagram video or something.
OK, I'm ready for the next one.
Tee me up.
- Which government funded agency has been consistently
supplying their employees in the field with beef jerky?
- The FBI!
- Since the mid 90s, hold on.
- Oh, mid 90s, nevermind that.
- The CIA, A, They're watching us,
B. NASA, they are the space men,
- Na-za?
Is that how you guys say it here?
Na-za? - Na-sa.
- Na-za?
We all say, "Na-sa."
- Or C. The United States Postal Service.
God bless 'em.
- NASA.
- OK, so basically, the governments--
- NASA. - Yeah, you're right.
- Jerky's (beep) space food, bro.
- Ooo, that was a chunky one.
I saw a chunk come in there.
- I don't think that was right.
I think I lost a tooth or something.
Which legendary classic rock star--
- Denzel Washington!
- has a song called 'Beef Jerky?'
- Oh (beep).
- Featuring the lyrics, "I can't explain, so much pain,
I can never show it, my mummy,"
with a U, "is dead."
- My mummy?
- A. David Bowie,
B. Frank Zappa
or C. John Lennon.
That's Yoko Ono's husband.
- Oh no, I know Yoko Ono.
She had a husband? - Mmm-hmm.
I'm from Montreal.
You know the picture of them in the bed?
- Of Montreal? - That's in Montreal.
That's all we got. - OK.
What about poutine?
- Hey!
Who told this guy?
Who told him that?
- You told me before.
- I did tell him that.
In exchange for all the drugs he has in his pocket.
He has a problem.
- A. David Bowie,
B. Frank Zappa,
C. John Lennon.
"I can't explain so much pain--"
- Frank Zappa? - No.
That's a good guess.
That's why I put it on there.
It's C. John Lennon.
- What kinda show do you have here?
- This is called--
- Why you pouring more?
- Because we, I took one.
- Then drink it with me.
You drink this with me.
- That's literally what I'm gonna do, man.
- We're gonna drink it right now together?
- We're friends.
- This is a different show now.
This is called, "Two New Friends."
I don't wanna be friends!
OK, we're best friends.
I poured too much.
How many days after opening a package of
Super Snack Time's Pizza Jerky should you consume
or refrigerate the dried meat for
"maximum pizza jerky epicness?"
A. 3 days,
B. 5 days,
C. 7 days.
This is just best friend time at this point.
- 3 days.
- That's right, that's right.
- But I'm gonna join you.
- You knew it.
Not bad, huh?
- Not bad at all.
- Come on, we're almost done here.
- Did you guys get that-- - This is a stretch.
- little elbow pinch?
He was like, "Come on",
and he went like-
- I'm a very nice guy, Harley.
- Come on. - Hey, no.
- Bring me that wrist, right now!
Put that wrist right here.
I'm puttin' my fingers all around it.
Look what's happening here, eh?
What is this?
What is this?!
Huh?!
You call this a wrist?!
A wrist for ants!
Don't try and escape now. - I worked hard on my wrist.
(Harley yelling) - Don't do Jackie Chan stuff.
- Hey, you wanna grab my wrist?
- You're strong.
Yeah, look at that!
- Look, I have a little wrist also.
Look, if you can connect your middle finger and your thumb,
you can reach all the way around my wrist.
- Don't give me your watch.
I don't want your watch.
Put it on this hand.
This one's even smaller.
- Yeah.
- Look at this now.
This is a show.
- Big man with a small wrist!
- Hey, what's up guys?
Welcome to Exchanging Watches.
I'm your host, Harley Morenstein, and this is my boy, Wil.
This is where I try on his watch
and then he tries on my pants.
- Epic Pants Time.
- Yup, leave us a comment if you have pants.
- Share if you want us to trade pants.
Like if you want us to trade everything.
You know that we're like, still doing this, right?
- Oh, shoot.
There's another question?
- There's one more question.
How many flavors of Super Snack Time Jerky fell outside
of my pocket when we were doing all of this weird stuff?
- Shoot.
- A. Pepperoni,
B. Supreme
or C. All three, every flavor.
- All three, every flavor.
Let's pour two shots, baby! I'll meet you there.
We had an awesome time.
- Yeah.
I like you... - Do wanna these, you know?
- You're fine. - All three of us sometimes.
I was worried about that drink,
but by question three,
I was like, 'Hey, this guy's all right."
This guy's got jerky under the bar.
He's got it!
Guys, check it out,
supreme jerky, pepperoni, and buffalo style.
Yo, don't lie, don't lie.
Did you like them?
- I did.
- I'm being honest with you guys.
I feel like he's a truthful person.
He's not just being polite to me.
These actually do taste great,
and they're available in Walmart,
every single Walmart in the USA.
You guys, you end it now.
Roll the credits, whatever you do,
and we'll have a fake conversation.
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