- Out of the three of us,
who has cheated the most in school?
- No one! - Talbott.
- Talbott had the correct answer.
- No, no!
(screams)
It looks like vomit!
(upbeat rhythmic theme music)
- [Announcer] Who knows you the best?
Only slime will tell.
The slime boss quizzes the partners in slime,
and they must guess correctly or get slimed on the spot.
But twist: If the partners in slime
can both guess the same answer,
the slime boss gets slimed instead.
May the slime be on your side.
(bell dings)
- (all three chant) Slimey, Slimey, Slimey, Slimey, Slimey!
- Okay, this is round one's question.
Thank you so much, Slimey.
Are you guys ready for this?
- Yeah, we're ready. - You bet!
- Who is mom and dad's favorite child?
- Oh.
- It's not what I think, it's what you think.
So you better be ready.
Three, two, one!
- Ricky. - The dog.
(bell dings)
- Vanessa was right.
- What?
- [Announcer] Wait, who's Ricky?
- Oh, wait. - Our dog!
- Our dog is named Ricky. - The dog, oh, yeah, our dog.
- [Announcer] What does that mean?
- Albie gets to get slimed, son!
- (Vanessa and Talbott chant) Slimey, Slimey!
(laughter)
- [Announcer] All right, here comes the slime!
- What's it feel like?
- It's fine, okay.
(laughter)
This is the second question:
Out of the three of us, who has cheated the most in school?
Three, two, one!
- No one! - Talbott.
- Talbott had the correct answer.
- Oh, sure!
No, no, no!
(screams)
It looks like vomit!
(laughter)
- She's right.
- [Announcer] How was it?
- Great, I didn't get slimed.
- I hate you!
We're gonna kill Hal, Talbott!
- True or False: I've stolen money from one of you?
I have an answer.
- True.
- False.
- It is false.
- What, are you froggin kiddin' me?
(screams)
I hate this!
(screams)
(laughter)
- [Announcer] You have a handprint on your head.
- No, no, no!
Ah, Vanessa, you're so Slimey,
when I look at you, I picture my underpants.
- You're so stupid, you're failing recess.
- That's a little much.
You are supposed to be working together, so.
If I killed someone, who's the first person
I'm calling for help?
Three, two, one.
- Mom. - Mom.
(bell dings)
- Wow, what the hell?
(laughter)
- [Announcer] Guess what that means?
- Again?
- [Announcer] What's Slimey got this time?
- Slimey, kill him!
- I'm not eating that!
Oh, God.
(laughter)
- [Announcer] It's a slimewich.
- It's stuck to my head, ew.
(laughter)
- So happy I didn't get that.
- [Hal] You will soon.
- I survived.
(bell dings)
- (all three chant) Slimey, Slimey, Slimey!
- Wait where are they, where'd they go, okay.
- Thank you, Slimey.
- First question:
Can I skip this question 'cause
we all know what the answer is.
- Just read it.
- Out of the three of us, who has the smelliest farts?
(laughter)
Ready?
- Talbott. - Talbott.
(laughter)
- (Hal and Talbott chant) Slimey, Slimey, Slimey, Slimey!
- What if we all on three said it?
(laughter)
- Thank you, Slimey.
Oh my God.
(laughter)
- Next question:
If I could have dinner with one celebrity,
dead or alive, who would it be?
- Oh, we know this one too.
- Jimmy Carter. - Jimmy Carter.
- [Announcer] Why Jimmy Carter?
- 'Cause she reads books about him
and she's like, "I love you, Jimmy Carter."
- He's awesome, he's my idol.
- No he's not, he did basically nothing.
- Talbott, he did a lot.
- (Hal and Talbott chant) Slimey, Slimey.
- [Announcer] Oh, it's a dirty slime rag!
- Ew!
- Who's the most likely to live at home when we're adults?
- Talbott. - Hal.
- The correct answer was Talbott.
- Vanessa, why?
- 'Cause he's smelly.
- Whoa, okay.
- [Vanessa] How did that miss him?
- Talbott, you need to slide over in your chair.
Like actually.
You're not under it at all.
- [Vanessa] You're not under it!
(laughter)
- See, you're going.
Talbott, get under the...
(laughter)
- Out of the three of us, who has the shortest temper?
Three, two, one.
- Hal. - Talbott.
- Who said Hal?
- I did.
- Hal, you won--
- Oh my god, no.
Vanessa, you're just saying.
- Your luck has turned.
(screams)
- Oh my god, it's so cold.
(bell dings)
- [Announcer] Remind us what's at stake here.
- What's at stake? - A shower.
- A trophy, and a shower. - A very warm shower.
- Everyone wants the shower.
- The trophy's extra.
- If the three of us crashed on a desert island,
and you two died, who would I eat first?
- I have an answer.
- I have my answer.
Vanessa. - Hal.
- The answer was Vanessa.
- Sure it was.
- There you go.
- Hate you, Talbott.
- Next question, what is my most disgusting habit?
- Farting. - Farting.
- Come on, Slimey, come on, Albie, let's summon her.
- I don't wanna touch your hands.
- Slimey! Slimey!
- [Announcer] It's a slime slingshot.
(laughter)
- What?
- It didn't work.
- There's no slime in the ball.
Slimey!
- That wasn't that bad.
- Let me show you how it's done, Slimey.
- No, oh no.
Next question: Describe my ideal life partner.
- You would like somebody who is cleanly,
who is funny, who appreciates your sense of humor.
She has a nice amount of boob.
- Okay, I'm done.
- That's enough, you're done.
So she's a geologist, but she also loves lizards.
Pretty tall, but not too tall.
- I've heard enough.
- She smells really good.
- Oh!
(screams)
Oh my God, that's so cold!
- See, I know you much better.
- [Announcer] Why did you pull Vanessa's string?
- Hal had much more detail.
- What about the boob part?
- It's a children's channel.
(laughter)
Last question: If mom and dad had a divorce,
which one would I live with?
- Oh, my gosh!
That's a question?
- Three, two, one.
- Dad. - Mom.
Ooh!
- It looks like Talbott won.
(bell dings)
- Golden!
- Can I drink it? - Talbott!
- Don't drink it!
- [Announcer] Thank you, Slimey.
- Thank you, Slimey, goodbye.
- Bye.
- The winner!
(gooshy noises)
- Why? Why?
- [Announcer] Talbott, it looks like you outsmarted
the partners in slime.
- Yuh!
- I'm very traumatized by this experience.
- I'm just covered in slime.
- [Announcer] Did you guys learn anything
new about each other?
- No. - Not much.
- (all three) Thanks for watching, hope you liked it.
Let us know who the real winner is.
- In my opinion, I think it's me.
- Yeah, no, it's me.
- Whatever you wanna say.
- (all three) Slime you later.
(screams)
- Why? Why?
(upbeat rhythmic music)