(Audience applauding)
Thank you Max, thanks guys, Andy how you doing?
I'm very good.
Are you getting into the holiday spirit?
Yeah, I am getting in the holiday spirit.
But I still,
the last minute shopping is killing me, you know?
You know, that's the problem here.
People don't know, I can't do any shopping either
because we're so busy working here at the show.
Right.
That we don't have time to go out
and actually buy presents for people.
I know.
So I was gonna ask, you know, everybody if it's okay,
if today on the show, Andy and I sorta went out for drive
and did some quick Christmas shopping?
I hope that's okay with everybody.
But we really, we got no choice.
(audience applauding)
Come on over, you all right?
There you go, have a seat right there.
Okay, hey that's comfy.
Yeah, here we go.
Nothing like plywood.
All right, let's get out there and shop.
Let's see if I can get the old gal started up.
Oh.
I hope that was the starter.
I'm sorry.
Well, we'll know where it is.
(Audience laughs)
All right, let's ease this baby into gear here.
There we go.
And then, slip out.
There we go.
Oh, it's very nice.
Let's say goodbye to everybody on the crew.
Bye!
Goodbye, everybody.
Don't catch anything!
See ya!
Ooh.
Oh, no.
Oh, they gotta build a ramp there.
Yeah, I know. Desk access.
Okay, here we go.
Now, Andy, I think the best thing to do is maybe
if you and I headed to a shopping mall.
That's where we could get the most shopping done.
You're a genius!
Well, that's why I got this job.
Got some shopping to do? Go to a mall.
All right, let's take a turn.
There's one around here somewhere.
Hold on a second.
Let me see. There we go!
Ah, that was a good special effect.
Yeah!
Beautiful here, very nice...
(Christmas carol)
Can you hear that, Andy?
That's the most annoying holiday song that I know.
Christmas carolers. I hate them.
Let's take care of them now!
(Andy laughs) Yeah!
Yeah!
How's that for a sleigh ride?
Hey Andy wait, there's still a couple standing
Let me get 'em.
(Andy laughs)
(Audience cheers)
Nice.
Hey Andy, that woman's got a "Tickle-me" Elmo doll.
Oh my God.
Watch this!
Hey ma'am do you know what time it is?
HA-HA!
(Elmo laughs)
I got an Elmo!
It's mine!
(Audience cheers)
(Elmo laughs)
Wow!
(Elmo still laughing)
Hey, look!
We killed..
We crippled Santa!
And he's angry.
Oh no.
Oh man, he's really after us!
Oh, get out of here.
I think I've lost him.
(Elmo still laughing)
Oh man I got rid of him.
Yeah. All right. Let's see if...
We still don't have any presents.
Yeah, we don't have any presents at all.
The whole thing was a disaster.
I know, we... OH!
Hey, great! What did we get? Presents!
Oh!
That'll do nicely.
Very nice.
The Santas are back!
Amount of them!
Oh my God.
He's got his buddies.
Come on. Let's go.
Sorry!
Let's get out of here.
Hey look! It's the Christmas tree.
Wow, that's pretty.
Hey Andy, what's with that guy, he looks really sad.
Look at him. Let's go back.
I'm going to try to cheer him up.
All right.
You know, I got an idea right here.
Watch this.
Okay, this is going to make everything.
(Audience cheers)
So happy!
That's pretty nice.
I have an idea.
Do you want to go to the skating rink?
I would love to go to the skating rink.
Okay. OH!
AH!
WOAH!
Oh!
WOAH!
Sorry!
Oh, man.
Oh, man. It's hard to drive on this stuff.
Uh-uh.
What? Oh no!
He's got a hammer!
Let's get out of here!
We're sorry!
Gotta spin it all over.
I can't control it.
Santa's gonna kill us!
All right, I got an idea.
We just gotta go to commercials.
All right!
All right, we gonna do that.
We're going to take a little break.
(Audience cheering)