because l observe, because l am a novelist.
What? You never told me that before.
That's because l am not an arrogant prick, Andy.
Okay? The problem most men have is...
they don't know how to talk to women.
You know what my problem is? l am not interesting.
What am l supposed to say? ''l went to magic camp?''
''l'm an accomplished ventriloquist?''
''l am a seventh-degree imperial yo-yo master.''
[exclaims]
Do me, yo-yo master.
l want you to do me, 'cause you're the yo-yo guy.
Are you done? Listen.
The problem most men have is...
they just plain straight up have no clue how to talk to women.
Just ask a question, okay? That's it.
Because women do not care about what you have to say...
at all anyway, you know.
And all they want to do is talk about themselves.
So you're iust gonna Iet them do that.
Okay? So remember.
Questions, be cool, and be kind of a dick.
Here, be David Caruso in Jade.
Okay. l know exactly what you're talking about.
You do. That's good.
(Cal) There she is.
Go plant that seed, man.
Plant it with your finger.
Can l help you?
l don't know. Can you?
Are you looking for something?
ls there something l should be looking for?
[laughs]
We have a lot of books.
So, maybe it depends on what you like.
What do you like?
We have a great section of...
do-it-yourself.
Do you like to ''do it yourself''?
Sometimes. l mean...
if the mood strikes.
How is the mood striking you now?
[laughing]
[tittering]
What's your name?
l'm Beth.
Andy.
Don't tell on me, okay, Andy? l wont.
Unless you want to be told on...
Beth.
Wow. That totally worked!
l literally said nothing. And she found me fascinating.
l would've thought you were doing that for years.
Should l have asked her out? No. That's the key.
You wait for it to grow into a plant...
and then you fuck the plant.