TODAY THE FCC RULED TO KILL NET NEUTRALITY AND
THE DECIDING VOTE WAS THEIR COMMISSION CHAIRMAN AJIT PIE.
HE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK COOL, AS IF
KILLING FREEDOM ON THE INTERNET IS SOMEHOW A HIP THING TO DO.
IT IS NOT WORKING, BUT IT DID NOT STOP HIM FROM TRYING ONE
LAST TIME.
THIS IS HIS REALLY AWKWARD WAY OF TRYING TO TELL
PEOPLE KNOW, IT IS OKAY.
I ALSO USE THE INTERNET.
AREN'T I
NEAT.
NOW DON'T LOOK WELL MY FORMER EMPLOYER VERIZON AND THE
OTHER INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDERS TAKE CONTROL OVER THE INTERNET
AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TRY
TO DISTRACT YOU WITH MEANS AND THE HARLEM SHAKE.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
BY THE WAY, AS YOU WATCH THIS INCREDIBLY AWKWARD VIDEO,
UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING HE IS SAYING IS NOT TRUE.
HE IS
SAYING YOU CAN STILL DO STUFF ON THE INTERNET.
YEAH, YOU CAN IF
YOU PAY MORE TO VERIZON, COMCAST, AT&T AND THE OTHERS, OR
SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T DO THAT STUFF BECAUSE THEY WILL SLOW
DOWN THOSE WEBSITES SO THIS IS HIM TRYING TO BE COOL.
BY THE
WAY, HE DID THIS WITH THE DAILY CALLER.
I'M GOING TO SAY WHAT
THE END, ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THE VIDEO AND WHAT SHE WAS UP TO
BUT THE DAILY CALLER SELLING OUT ALL THE OTHER CONSERVATIVE
WEBSITES AND THEY'LL PROBABLY BE PERSONAL IS TO BE BLOCKED OR
SLOWED DOWN BUT HEY, IF YOU ARE GETTING PAID, AND YOU WANT TO
SELL OUT THE ENTIRETY OF THE INTERNET, I GET IT.
TRY TO MAKE
AJIT PIE LOOK COOL.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ENDEAVOR.
HERE'S THE
HORSE CRAP THEY CAME UP WITH INSTEAD THAT.
RECENTLY THERE'S BEEN QUITE A BIT OF CONVERSATION ABOUT MY
PLAN TO RESTORE INTERNET FREEDOM.
HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF
THE THINGS YOU'LL STILL BE A LITTLE ON THE INTERNET AFTER
THESE OBAMA ERA REGULATIONS ARE REPEALED.
YOU CAN STILL GRAM
YOUR FOOD.
IS THIS IS SELFIE OR?
YOU CAN STILL POST PHOTOS OF
CUTE ANIMALS LIKE PUPPIES.
YOU CAN STILL SHOP FOR ALL YOUR
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS ONLINE.
I GOT A GREAT DEAL ON FIDGET
SPINNERS.
YES, THOSE ECLIPSE GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP.
YOU CAN STILL BINGE
WATCH YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS.
YOU CAN STILL STAY BE PART OF YOUR
FAVORITE FAN COMMUNITY.
YOU CAN STILL DRIVE MEMES INTO THE GROUND.
YEAH, I BELIEVE THAT IS CALLED AN EPIC FAIL.
THE HARLEM SHAKE
FROM FIVE YEARS AGO.
YOU ARE SO COOL, I DIDN'T NOTICE WHILE YOU
JUST DESTROYED THE INTERNET.
HE IS GOING CRYING ON TV, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME, I'M SO COOL.
YEAH, YOU ARE
REALLY COOL.
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT
YOU, NOBODY KNEW ABOUT YOU BEFORE, NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
ABOUT YOU AND NOBODY CARES THAT YOU'RE PRETENDING TO LIKE GAME
OF THRONES OR WHATEVER YOU ARE PRETENDING TO DO.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
I'LL JUST TRICK THEM, I'LL DO A THING WITH STARS WARS
AND THE
HARLEM SHAKE AND THEY WON'T NOTICE THEY TOOK AWAY FREEDOM ON
THE INTERNET.
NO, WE NOTICED.
WE KNOW WHAT NET NEUTRALITY
IS.
YOU THINK WE DIDN'T NOTICE WHEN THE FATHER OF THE INTERNET
SAID DON'T DO THIS, IT IS GOING TO DESTROY THE INTERNET.
YOU
THINK WE DIDN'T NOTICE WHEN THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE
WORLDWIDE WIDE WEB SAID THE SAME THING OR WHEN MILLIONS OF
COMMENTS WERE SENT SAYING DON'T DO THIS.
WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS
GOING ON BUT IT IS AS PATHETIC WHAT THE DAILY CALLER DID.
IT IS
PATHETIC.
ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE HARLEM SHAKE
HIM IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO PUSHED
THE PIZZAGATE CONSPIRACY.
CLASS ACTS ALL AROUND.
OH, I'LL
GO DO A VIDEO WITH THE PERSON THAT PRETENDED THERE WAS
PEDOPHILE'S IN A PIZZA CHAIN THAT DROVE PEOPLE CRAZY TILL
SOME GUYS SHOWED UP AND STARTED FIRING INSIDE THIS PIZZA CHAIN
FILLED WITH INNOCENT PEOPLE.
THEY ARE SO COOL.
THEY ALMOST GOT PEOPLE KILLED AND NOW THAT DESTROY THE
INTERNET WITH ME AND YOU GUYS WANT TO DO THE HARLEM SHAKE?
BOOK KNOW WE DON'T.
WE WOULD LIKE NONE NEUTRALITY AND WE
WOULD LIKE YOU TO FLOCK OFF.