Daniel Lloyd: Oh no, am I out of focus? [bleep] sakes.
Oliver Bridgewood: Coming up this week, how much could the cycling season be affected
by the coronavirus outbreak? Daniel: Could this start to affect the Giro
d'Italia, or maybe even the Tour de France? Oliver: Or the Olympics.
Conor Dunne: Hank, what have you got in your pants?
[laughter] Daniel: Meanwhile, over here in the UK, the
Independent newspaper reported last week that worldwide cycling movement Critical Mass have
been added to the anti-terrorist wash list. Wash list? What the [bleep] is a wash list?
James Lowsley-Williams/Hank: Of the climb of the day known as Al Boshat Amarat, braaa.
Simon Richardson: That's a good point actually, are handcuffs good bike security? I don't
really know. Daniel: I've never used them for that.
Simon: No. No, I haven't. Can you normally get out of them, can you?
Daniel: Well, no. I'm not in them. What are you on about? Anyway.
Simon: I don't know, you just said you don't use them for that, so I assumed you've used
them for something else. What have you used them for?
Daniel: Tying up other people, not me. [laughter]
Daniel: Cut. [laughs] [bleep]
Conor: When the response was, "Why didn't you attack there, or here, or go in that breakaway?"
It gets my goat, it does. [laughter]
Hank: Right. Manon Lloyd: Probably look better than me
now. Hank: That's not difficult.
Manon: Cheeky little [bleep] From uploading your rides to Strava, it'll give you an estimate
calculation of every [bleep]. Hank: Why did you stop?
Manon: I don't know. Hank: That was really good.
Conor: Right, we've got to take everything out.
Simon: Then an article on streets blog-- Daniel: [laughs] That's not even funny.
Camera: Action. Conor: Now remember, proper nutrition strategy
is key. Teamwork always helps. Hank: A bit further back.
Conor: Now, remember, proper nutrition strategy is key. Team--
Hank: Like that. I'm straight behind you. Conor: Now remember, proper nutrition strategy
is key. Hank, what would you be doing if you weren't a cyclist?
Hank: That is the least-- Male Speaker 1: I've got a big one here for
you, Ollie, and that is one that I think has revolutionized.
Oliver: Because you're saying you've got a big one for me.
Male Speaker 1: Oh, right. Male Speaker 2: All right. this week on screw
riding upgrades, buy upgrades before-- I can't even say that.
Simon: This is dreamchaser09 with this amazing photo. [sneezes] Excuse me. I hope we got
far enough through that. Daniel: Thank God for that.
[laughter] [bleep]
Hank: In this video, we're going to give you some tips and tricks to help you recover and
make it more efficient so you can stick it into your schedule. You can actually fit it,
not stick it. One more time. Conor: Stick it into your schedule.
Thanks for getting the coffees in, Manon. Manon: That's all right, Conor.
Conor: I'll tell you what though, I was just looking at my ride. I've uploaded it. I think
I got a power PB on that ride. [laughs] [bleep] Thanks for getting the coffees in, Manon.
[laughter] Conor: Thanks for getting the coffees in,
Manon. Manon: That's all right, Conor.
Conor: There's a lovely cake as well. [bleep] Thanks for getting the coffees in, Manon
Manon: That's all right, Conor. Conor: Tell you what though. I was just looking
at my ride, I've uploaded it. [noise] Sorry. Oh, what I [bleep]. Thanks for getting the
coffees in, Manon. That line is going to kill me. [laughs] Manon I was just--
Manon: Sorry. [laughter]
Conor: [bleep] I'll tell you what, I got a power PB on that ride.
Manon: Really? Conor: Yes. I know, it's funny, isn't it?
Daniel: Oh no, am I out of focus? [bleep] sakes.
Hank: Get a recovery drink. Now, this recovery drink it'd be something like this powder here,
now-- [bleep] [laughs] I was not expecting that. [bleep] I was all [bleep] It's like
rugby. [bleep] Fishing, so getting like a recovery powder like
that one. [laughs] [bleep] Something like this one here.
?Conor: Right, it's that time of the week where you-- Right, it's that time of the week.
Okay, right, it's that time of the week. [laughs] Sorry, it's that time of the week.
Oliver: Who's this lad? ?Conor: It's that time of the week where we
do-- [bleep] Lost my train of thought here. Oliver: Is there anything more tragic than
a solo conga? Manon: I've just set off and I've come to
my first stop. I just wanted to show you how nice these country roads were. There's a man
walking a dog and I just got really embarrassed. Male Speaker 2: [laughs] So weird. I don't
think this word's going to come to me like the Freehub soundtrack did. That's as weird
as this, but it must just be like something with the ocean between the countries. I don't
know. Male Speaker 3: The brakes on this bike are
post-mount, although they tell us in version five of the [inaudible 00:05:22].
[shaking noise] Simon: [sniffs]
[shaking noise] Simon: [sniffs] [laughs] Ah, [unintelligible
00:05:44] I'm having too much fun with this. [shaking noise]
Simon: [sniffs] Manon: Oh [bleep]. I was filming that whole
time. Conor: [grunts] Jesus, didn't even make it
up. Hank: Oh [bleep] hell. [laughs] [bleep]
Conor: So I'm just going to work on my zen and get a bit of peace and [bleep] out. If
you did enjoy this video, please give it a big thumbs up.
Hank: Hold on. I need to reset. Manon: Now it's time for the Bike Vault. My
favorite part of the GCN Show. GCN Tech Show. Tech Show. Tech Show. Tech Show. Tech Show.
Everybody knows I love purple glitter. This-- Oh, George.
George: What? Manon: Oh [bleep]. Now it's time. [laughs]
[claps] Oh, George. Hope you enjoyed this video. Uh.
Simon: Oh yes. Oh yes. Male Speaker 1: If all else fails, lube. Just
buy them some lube. It would be pretty awkward for the rest of the year when you talking
about how you bought each other some lube, but yes.
[laughter] Speaker: [inaudible 00:06:59].
?Ollie: If all else fails, lube. Buy them some lube.
Male Speaker 1: You know when your day just takes a turn that you weren't expecting.
Conor: Oh. [music]
Conor: Ah. Manon: [laughs]
Driver: You all right, my friend? Conor: Yes, I'm okay. All good, yes. Thank
you. Manon: It's okay. We're just filming. [laughs]
Conor: Oh. Driver: But you're all right?
Conor: Yes. I'm fine, yes. Thank you. Sorry. Sorry.
Manon: [laughs] You've had a hard day, haven't you?
Conor: I've had a nightmare of a day, Manon. Nightmare of a day.
Manon: Oh well, you're at the café now. Conor: Can you get me a coffee?
Manon: They haven't got any coffee left, sorry. I had the last one.
Conor: I left my wallet in the ditch where I crashed as well.
Manon: It sucks to be you. Hank: My Dad used to tell me a ghost story
when I was a kid. Conor: Oh, no, no. This isn't the time for
that, Hank. It's not the time for that now. Hank: It's not real. Apparently, this land,
years and years ago, was used for-- [laughter]
Hank: What was wrong with that? Guys, here's a camp for the night.
[laughter] Manon: Oh, no.
[laughter] Conor: It's all right. I had a serious face.
The pressure's off. Yes, if anywhere was going to be haunted.
[laughter] Hank: He wanted to laugh so much.
[screams] [bleep] Conor: [screams]
[laughter] [bleep]
Conor: [screams] [laughter]
[bleep] Conor: [screams]
[laughter] Simon: Peace out, homies.
[00:09:11] [END OF AUDIO]