(upbeat techno music)
♪ Out at da club and you wanna get down ♪
♪ But you're wearing tight pants so you're wearin' a frown ♪
♪ You can barely move from the way that they're sewed ♪
♪ Only one thing to do about it, ditch the dress code ♪
♪ And do The No Pants Dance, The No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Tell your buddy Lance, all your uncles and aunts ♪
♪ It's the No Pants Dance ♪
♪ The No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Everybody's doin' it from China to France ♪
♪ Now you're unrestricted, you are free to move ♪
♪ But your feet are feeling cramped so you ditch your shoes ♪
♪ And your shirt's too tight as a matter of fact ♪
♪ So you get that awful thing right off of your back ♪
♪ And do The No Shirt No Shoes No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Tell your buddy Vance, tell your grandma and gramps ♪
♪ It's The No Shirt No Shoes No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Everybody's doin' it in their underpants ♪
♪ You're dancin' up a storm when the music stops ♪
♪ You're getting kicked out 'cause they called the cops ♪
♪ You feel the cool metal click onto your wrist ♪
♪ But your urge to dance is real and you just can't resist ♪
♪ You do The Handcuffed By A Police Man ♪
♪ No Shirt No Shoes No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Tell your buddy Grant, tell your pet rocks and plants ♪
♪ Everybody's doin' it, don't tell me you can't ♪
♪ They toss you in the car and call for back-up ♪
♪ You say to 'em yo, turn this radio up ♪
♪ The music hits you hard, from your head to your feet ♪
♪ So hard you bust out the door and dance down the street ♪
♪ And do The No Apparent Plan While On The Lam ♪
♪ Handcuffed By A Police Man ♪
♪ No Shirt No Shoes No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Everybody's doing it just give it a chance ♪
♪ Eventually they catch you, now you're facing the judge ♪
♪ He's not a fan of dancing, yeah he's holding a grudge ♪
♪ They put you in a cell and throw away the key ♪
♪ But you don't really mind, you can fin'ly dance free ♪
♪ You're doin' 20 hard Years In The Can ♪
♪ 'Cause You Had No Plan While On The Lam ♪
♪ Handcuffed By A Police Man ♪
♪ No Shirt No Shoes No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Yeah The No Pants Dance ♪
♪ The No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Tell your buddy Lance, all your uncles and aunts ♪
♪ It's the No Pants Dance ♪
♪ The No Pants Dance ♪
♪ Everybody's doin' it from China to France ♪
(upbeat music)