So hopefully you can hear me over all the noise in my room
this is just something I have to get used to
maybe investing in a microphone would help but I'll get there when I get there.
So I was gone from video making for one whole week
thats right seven whole days
how did you guys live
basically I just got in this really weird funk I wasn't feeling good
emotionally or physically
I kinda just got to the point where I lost like all motivation
to do anything for a solid week but I'm
back I'm good I'm good now *sneezes* I'm back and
I'm great basically I have this problem
when I make videos if I go too long
without filming a video and by too long
I literally mean three days if I go
three whole days without filming a video
I suddenly like forget how to do videos
I suddenly forget how to talk to a
camera
I suddenly forget how to sit in front of
one I like forget everything and it
makes me even less motivated to film so
I have to stay consistent with my videos
or else I go this weird awkward length
of time without posting one because then
I don't know how to do it. I don't know
if that really makes any sense but
that's where I am
this videos kind of just like a getting
back into things video where I kind of
just get used to talking to the camera
again because it's been seven whole days
so I hope you enjoy this video of me
teaching my armadillo dog skank skink how
to play fetch because what better way to
bond with a reptile
this tank has the worse evaporation
problems in the world because there's no
lid so the water just goes away and then
it makes this one noise and spits
bubbles oh so nice and then I hear this
noise it wakes me up often. Now it won't
Now it won't do the noise... That noise!
and if you're wondering Taylor why do you
have the lights off on this beautiful
tank of yours well you see I haven't
cleaned this tank in about five days and
you might be thinking oh five days
that's no big deal well let me show you
something okay I have an apex now so I
can control my tank from my phone I'll
do a whole video on that very soon but
let me show you something so if I turn
these lights on ooh
algae the algae is pretty ugly so I just
need to fix that so right now we're
going to take my dog outside yes that
dogs not my actual dog don't be
ridiculous
I feel like this cage is too small for
her honestly so I like to take her
outside to get her energy out because I
don't like keeping her cooped up in this
cage at all I just want to say real
quick that I hate this tank sorry I just do
because I have to take this lid off
in a really weird way every single time
I want to open her tank okay let me hang
this light so it doesn't fall I know
you're so ready okay let's see what she
wants to do outside are you going to
bark back? bark back let them know that
you're here and that you're protecting
this lawn
my biggest fear about living in Texas
when it comes to my animals is that
there are giant Hawks so if I go outside
with any of my smaller animals I have to
like hover over them so I'm not about to
have a hawk swooped up and eat my
armadillo okay so
is that an armadillo?
here you see this?
no don't turn around Hey
you see it go fetch
you're a little off
are you fetching it's right in front of you
please get it you're almost there
you fetch now bring it back no that's
not how you play. you see this? Fetch!
You're almost there
you got the fetch part down you just
don't bring it back and you just walk
right past it when you find it you see this?
Fetch!
It's that way. You're going the wrong way
hey you see this? no no no wrong way
no where you going
talking something with such small legs
walk so fast what did you find?
no no you can't eat anything
in the backyard
That's a rock, stop!
No! No! That's a rock!
just so y'all guys know we don't
pesticides on our yard or anything so
it's not dangerous for her to go in the
grass if you use pesticides in your yard
you don't you really don't want to let
any kind of like exotic animals and
stuff go in the grass because then if
they eat something they can get sick and
die oh yeah yeah I'd like to see you try
to scale that try it go for it with your
little nubby legs
*Shia Labeouf says 'Do it! Just do it!' in the background*
does that even count as a leg?
Yeah that's what I thought.
Go fetch!
It's way over there you got a long ways to go
*dramatic piano music*
You're on track you got this go
I believe in you she's on the right path
why are you stopping you don't have to
stop now you can do it don't let your
dreams be dreams do it. *Shia labeouf says 'just do it multiple times*
You're so close no no you're going the wrong way
you're almost there you're almost there
No
what a good dog.
your legs are so short you probably
can't even get off of me oh you just you
just kind of melted right off me okay no
you can't make that jump you can't
you're going to hurt yourself no
I know you can't do that yeah that's right turn around
I'm sorry but there's just some
things you can't do I love her tiny
little dog arm you just nibbled on me a
little bit kind of felt weird
it's time to
exchange you for a real dog real dogs
real dogs hello real dogs go outside my
real dog hey Cheese how you doing? (mechanical voice)"well if you really want to know I'm doing
okay but I could really go for a snack" (end mechanical voice)
I taught her how to fetch yeah she
just doesn't bring it back yeah she know
how to get kinda like blends with the
tile yeah I only get tile in my house
that match my animals are you getting it
at the really big piece
what a good armadillo she's eating a
banana on the ground
excuse me recognize me pay attention to
me hello hello.
go fetch. You fetching?
No!
To the people who always ask what I feed my dog
I mean armadillo. I mean skank. "That is so crazy. A blue tongued what?"
Skink. "what" Skink. "I heard skank."
so first thing I'm going to give her is
a hard-boiled egg without the shell I
try to eat that off the best I could I'm
not going to give her the pieces that
have a shell on it of course and then
we're going to give her a banana and
then we're gonna give her some veggies
so I'm out of most of my vegetables
today so I have to make a run to the
store tomorrow because generally you
want about 50% of their diet or 60% of
their diet to be vegetables and I'm kind
of out right now so that kind of sucks I
have given her some sugar snap peas
hard-boiled eggs bananas and
strawberries. that awkward moment when
your animals eat better than you do.
Bindi go run to your food that I just so
nicely prepared to go to it.
Shut up tank!
what are you doing you're walking on
your food I made that specially for you
I spent so long preparing it.
Okay so I have completely completely completely
sucked at fan mail videos I've been
getting all of your mail I actually
filmed a whole video and I somehow
deleted it I deleted it off my camera
because I thought I had already uploaded
it to my computer but I hadn't uploaded
it to my computer so I just lost the
footage of me opening all your fan mail
so to kind of mix things up for these
next few videos I'm going to feature
some of the fan mail at the end of the
video and then I'll try to get back into
opening all of it on camera. my fan mail
is really bad guys like the fan mail's great
but like my situation with it it's bad
it's a whole drawer and there's also
more of it in my other room I need to
get to opening if you didn't notice
what's more important on an animal
channel then hair? nothing. I changed my
hair again this is actually I've kind of
blonde hair really really stressed me
out I know it's still kind of blond but
this is a darker blonde that white
platinum blonde that I was doing would
get brassy every other day so I was
always in the salon spending hundreds of
dollars on my hair so I'm kind of going
back to my roots
roots do you get it cuz I'm going back to
my natural color which is my roots
I'm going back to them no it's not it's
not that funny you got it but it wasn't
that funny okay
anyway fan mail okay look at this I'm
sorry that I couldn't open it on video
I literally teared up when I opened it
but I lost the footage but look how
awesome this is someone carved this out
of wood I'm going to put a link to this
guy's work in my description because
this is awesome like if you guys don't
know this is my hedgehog. the cheering
Hedgehog is my hedgehog
I just I love Nala so much and this
is so cool this is so cool thank you so
please go check out his work because
that was like the coolest thing ever I
legit teared up when I opened it because
the amount of work that must have gone
into that like that was so sweet of
someone to spend time doing that to send
it to me and they probably hate me now
because of how long it took me to put it
in my video but thank you thank you guys
so much for watching I hope you guys
enjoyed I love you guys. Bye!
do you need help do you want me to hold
your plate for you?
*Shia Labeouf 'just do it' song plays*