I heard that you're single but that may change.
What's happening?
Well--
What does that mean, it may change?
I don't know about you, but I like to go see psychics.
Do you do that?
I do.
I kind of like it.
It's kind of interesting.
And I went to this psychic, and she
kept saying she kept seeing this man that
was going to come into my life.
And she said, I don't want to--
I mean, I'm seeing a lot of things, Allison.
She said, I see a lot in the bedroom.
And this man is going to be--
oh my-- he's--
I'm seeing a lot of things he's doing to you, and--
Wow.
[LAUGHTER]
She said, I'm just going to call him--
She said, I'm going to call him Hot Pants.
So she's called him hot pants.
And now, this was a couple of months ago,
and I still haven't found Hot Pants.
But I keep looking for him, and it keeps making me--
I go do things I don't usually do just because.
Like, I'm going to go get the oil changed in my car
because maybe hot pants will be there.
[LAUGHTER]
And it's getting me out of my house.
And I don't know if that's what she was really trying to do,
but I keep--
I'm doing more things than I usually do because I think--
That Hot Pants is going to--
That's why I'm here today.
That's kind of weird.
Are you Hot Pants?
[LAUGHTER]
Are you Hot Pants?
That's so weird that she sees what
you're doing in the bedroom.
I know.
I mean, that she's visualizing you with someone else.
Yes.
That's just--
She was kind of embarrassed about what she was seeing.
It was weird.
But she also said a lot of other things that have come true so--
Like what?
Well, I can't-- I'm not at liberty--
OK.
--to discuss some of those things.
No, I do believe in them, because I see--
I actually talk to someone on a regular basis and she's--
You do?
Yeah.
She's been right about like crazy things.
You think there's any way they could be the same person?
Is her name Jai?
No.
Then it's not.
[LAUGHTER]
Mine is named Wendy.
She's not good from what I've heard.
[LAUGHTER]
Yes, I asked my psychic about her and she said--
[LAUGHTER]
I don't know Wendy.
I want to exchange.
All right, well, I hope you find Hot Pants
because if Hot Pants-- if he's out there, all he has to do
is buy InStyle, and take a look at you, lady.
Look at this.
[APPLAUSE]
I mean, that's-- you look-- look at this.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
Yeah, Laura Brown, the editor, talked me into that.
And that was--
I kept saying no, although I kept sending her texts saying,
yeah, I'm not feeling it.
I don't think we should do that.
I think this is a mistake.
I think there should be beach cover-ups.
I don't think that we should do this.
And she wasn't going to let me out of it.
So I knew I had been working out with this trainer and I'd been,
you know-- but I still am that person who cannot be
in a bathing suit.
The walk from the beach, from my chair to the ocean
is the worst walk of my life.
I understand.
I hate it.
I understand.
And so I'm not anyone who's comfortable in a bathing suit.
But I knew that I would get a spray tan,
and I knew that there is such a thing as retouching.
So this is, you know--
I mean, the shape is there, but there's some nibbles and bits
that were covered up.
[LAUGHTER]
But, I mean, you're 75--
[LAUGHTER]
For you to, I mean--
It's true.
I am.
No, how old are you?
I am actually 59.
Are you really?
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, my god.
I actually didn't know that.
Really?
No, I didn't.
[APPLAUSE]
I thought you were like 49 or 50.
I really-- seriously, I didn't.
I had no idea.
You look fantastic.
And now I feel horrible about myself.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, so congrats.
Mom is going into its sixth season now?
This is our sixth season.
We are closing up now.
We're hoping to come back for more.
It's the best job.
It's so wonderful.
I love-- Kristen Johnston, who you'll
remember her from Third Rock.
Yes.
She's on our show now and she's hilarious.
Yes, she is funny.
We've got a great group of women that we just
have a great time together.
So it's the best job.
And to get paid, and to have fun and laugh every day,
nothing better.
And have a steady job as an actor, no one gets that.
No, no.
We're very fortunate.
Yeah.
Hey, can I-- you were photographed
by the paparazzi many, many times wearing a Jimmy Kimmel
sweatshirt.
What-- I mean, why?
[LAUGHTER]
How many times have you been on his show?
Oh my gosh, look at that attractive face.
How many times have you been on his show?
[LAUGHTER]
Well, how do you know I don't have my Ellen
underwear on under there?
Well, that doesn't show.
Yeah.
You're advertising him and wearing my underwear.
OK.
If you are.
But how many times have you been on his show?
I think twice.
Uh-huh.
How many times have you been here?
25.
Are you serious?
I am.
That's not true.
It is true.
25 times?
25 times.
Why don't you wear--
[LAUGHTER]
But did you give me--
you don't have a hoodie that's a zip-up that's--
Oh, I don't?
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, no, I don't have any.
No.
Oh, no.
I don't have any.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my God.
No.
No, I don't have any zip-up hoodies, no.
Oh, I like that one.
All right, I swear to you the next time
I'm at the farmer's market, I will be photographed
in an Ellen sweatshirt.
I want you to wear--
your punishment is I want you to wear one of those
every single day for the next six months.
[LAUGHTER]
Nothing else.
I will do that.
All right.
I will do that.
And I'm giving you my very first,
because we've been making just pull over
relatable sweatshirts because--
and now--
Oh, good!
I know.
But now, we're making zip up, and you're
getting the very first one.
I am very honored to have that.
Yes, I'm thinking about it though.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]