I love how all-- like your Richard Madden voice is
the same as chairs--
No, here's my Richard Madden voice.
Also, it's all Ringo Starr.
My Richard Madden voice is, dude,
thank you you're incredible.
Wait, no, it totally is Ringo Starr.
It sounds like Ringo Starr.
Hello.
No.
Wait, no, no, no.
But now it's because I'm thinking of Ringo Starr.
Dude, he was so charming.
Dude, I love him so much.
What's his phone number?
I, honestly, I think I had an opportunity to get it.
You did.
And I didn't.
You should have just said let me give you my number.
If you're ever interested in doing a collab, let me know.
I know.
It's OK.
I get what you were saying though.
It's a little invasive.
It's too much.
But like I think I could've.
I think I could've.
Do you think you could've fucked him?
I would have.
Moh.
I mean, look, I've never thought about a man in my mouth
or around my body, But like that man is just.
I mean, it's not even a thing where
like I feel like I'm becoming obsessed or anything.
What is this?
It doesn't have a smell.
It's chai.
It came right out of the drain, outside.
It doesn't have that chai smell, though.
Yeah, but it's pretty gross.
It looks like it's not.
So you never thought about a man in your mouth?
I never thought about a man in my mouth or in my bed
or in a warm embrace, without clothes on.
But I did like-- I guess it was just the accent.
And I'm not trying to be kinky.
I tell you, nerd, you fall for those.
Right?
It's the--
Whoo!
It's the Scottish.
It was kind of like.
It was Scottish.
Is that kind of Scottish?
I don't know
It was incredible.
It all sounds dirty to me.
And the New Zealand is increedible.
It was increedible.
Oh yeah, no.
I don't think you can do the Scottish accent.
It's almost there, but it's not.
It sounds kind of like this.
No, you sound like Ringo Starr.
Yeah, you kind of like, this, sounded like it.
Like the word, this.
Ringo is like, I am Ringo.
I sound like th-is.
That's Rin-go.
He sounds, oh, I wrote a song about an octopus.
Remember that?
Are we doing it right now.
This is Table.
Yeah.
Hey guys, welcome to Table Talk, where we talk about your topics
that you sent that used the hashtag TableTalk
or Reddit r/sourcfed.
I'm Meg Turney.
I'm Elliott Morgan.
I'm Steve Zaragoza.
And I will say, sometimes I'll have like an anxiety attack
in bed, like before I go to sleep.
Mm hm, it's always before you go to sleep.
I know, right?
Always.
And Sarah will be like in my mind.
I'll be like, I don't want to have
to tell Sarah I'm having an anxiety attack.
Because then she's just going to worry about it.
And then it's going to become a bigger thing.
So you have anxiety about not telling her?
I'll have anxiety about telling here.
But here's what usually happens.
Like there's two stages.
There's either I know Sarah is tired
and she's going to go straight to sleep.
And that's when I'm like, the anxiety starts to cool down.
Because if Sarah starts to interact with me
and I have anxiety, it's like, ah,
um, OK, I, I don't want to be rude or anything,
but I'm having an anxiety attack.
So don't call attention to it.
Don't talk to me about it.
Like it's like that.
Last night, Tiffany and I we're going to bed.
And I took a melatonin pill.
And I was about.
And then we got into this very deep conversation,
like a very like downer conversation, where
we're both like, I, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
Like it was normal.
It was a good, healthy conversation.
And right in the middle of it, I just passed out.
Ahh.
[LAUGHS]
I woke up this morning, and I emailed her.
And I was like, hey.
Do you remember?
I did not tell you about this pill I took--
Sorry about that.
That made me.
Oh, you didn't even tell her?
So she just thought you were like.
She was like, yeah.
She thought I was.
Because I was like, I know.
I don't know what's-- like life and [SNORE].
So she thought she bored you to sleep.
She just got back like a half an hour ago.
And she was like, it's OK.
And I was like, I don't know what that means.
That may not mean that it's OK.
Let me tell you.
Let me crack that code.
It's not OK.
Yeah, it's not OK.
It's not OK.
It's like when you finish first, and they don't.
And they're like it's OK, it's fine.
And you're like, OK, cool.
Well, actually sometimes it is OK.
Pablo A. Perez over on Twitter, at Intel Desn, says,
what's your favorite cereal as a child and now?
How different are your tastebuds, hashtag TableTalk.
Real fast, in terms of cereal, I can throw out
a number of ones I still like.
But I will say my taste buds are changing.
And you know how they say it happens like every seven years.
It's happening with me.
Like I like spicy now.
I never used to like spicy.
I kind of like that too now.
I just am losing my ability.
Oh, you're losing your spicy?
I used to be able to do spicy like nobody.
Like my nose would be running.
I'd be like, ah, punk bitches.
And now I'm like, oh, that jalapeno.
Ohh.
Not me, I'm loving it.
Let's do lunch.
Yes.
Because I hate spicy.
Let's do a very mild lunch.
Let's do a super-pussy lunch.
Freaking PizzaRev, I go there and I put like--
I see you, man.
Now I do spicy pepperoni, jalapenos and Sriracha,
just killing my.
Beer, too, I only drink like the IPA beer
now, which is like the bitter.
I don't even know what that is.
I think mouth is just rotting.
And it has like feel alive.
You so feel emo.
You just cut yourself to feel alive.
They say that your mouth, the entire skin in there,
just sheds, and you get a whole new layer.
Maybe that's what's happening.
And they say every human has about 30 layers in there.
I don't believe that.
I was totally on board.
I know, right?
I was like, how far can I go with this?
Every now and then, you're just like, oh, well, hang on.
And no, you don't.
You swallow it in the nighttime.
Oh, of course.
Here's the thing--
There's a little worm that comes out.
If Elliot hadn't said, I don't believe
that, I would have been like, 30 layers, all right.
Is that bad if he likes spicy.
There's about 30 or so layers.
How old are you?
You're probably at about your 15th layer.
And it's every 7 years, what is that, 150.
We live to be 150 now?
And then when you're 150, your mouth
just falls out because there's no more layers.
I got a great idea for a summer joke.
Go out on a news show, where people get their primary news.
Let's just make up stuff.
Have you not been doing that with your SourceFed?
I know, that is what I do.
Sorry.
In terms of cereal, though, I can't.
I used to be like, yeah, that's totally.
You know what I had a craving for the other day?
Freaking Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, remember those things
those?
Those were delicious.
Yeah.
Frosted Cheerios.
Do they still have?
Dude, AppleJacks.
Oh, yeah, AppleJacks were so good.
A is for apple.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Nope.
I don't do anything that's sugary.
Really?
Can I tell you?
And I definitely don't, since we brought it in the morning.
Lucky Charms are the devil.
Because I don't like crunchy, marshmallow bullshit.
I will be the person who is like, I'm
the perfect girlfriend, because you
can have all the marshmallows and I want the boring cereal
part.
I'm all about the right ratio.
I've never really been into Lucky Charms.
Yeah, ew.
And maybe it is because I'm more into the oats
than the marshmallows, but I just
feel like it was just too sweet.
It's just way too sweet.
It is super-sweet.
I still like it, though, just because it
is like eating candy.
But they're not marshmallows.
Like they're ridiculous.
They're not marshmallows.
They should not be called.
They're crunchy and weird.
It's some kind of gelatin.
Yuck.
And they taste like Styrofoam.
Yeah.
But I still like it.
They're actually packing peanuts.
Can I tell you guys?
Yeah, oh, yes, definitely .
Let me tell you my ultimate childhood cereal.
And I think even to this day, I cannot resist a good old bowl
of Captain Crunch.
Oh, so good.
So good, right?
And I'll tell you what, love my Captain Crunch.
I'm doing Jimmy Fallon, so good.
So good.
But no, it's almost like buttery.
But it's got like sugar.
It's so buttery.
I know, right?
But the worst thing about Captain Crunch
is the destruction of your upper mouth.
It's so hard to eat.
Oh, yeah, you can only take one.
You got to wait.
Absolutely, you have to wait.
And you got like a 30 second window
where it's not too soggy or not too crunchy.
Oh, that's problem with all cereals.
See, that's the thing.
Here's what I'll do, because I'm weird, heh, heh, heh.
I'll put like a quarter of a bowl of Frosted Flakes,
because I really love Frosted Flakes.
And then I'll put some of the milk in.
And then I'll eat it.
And then I'll do it again.
Oh, wow.
Really?
I do this so that I can get the perfect.
Interesting.
Because what ends up happening is
I'll get halfway through the bowl
and I'll be like, too soggy.
I can't eat it anymore.
See, I think that speaks to you being someone
who puts a lot of effort into things.
I can't think of anything I put that much effort into.
It's true.
I would just mix it.
It's just do shifts.
I know.
I would get too lazy for that.
I mix it in a big gallon and eat it
like a smoothie throughout the week is how lazy I would be.
But I've never had an issue with soggy cereal.
And I know people have an issue with it.
But like I don't know.
Maybe it's because I'm a fat kid, and I just don't care.
It depends on the cereal, I agree.
I don't know. it doesn't depend on the cereal for me.
But I know a lot of people take issue.
It's like a big, heated debate of the soggy and non-soggy.
Have you ever heard of thing called Weetabix?
Yeah.
I've never heard of it till this weekend.
It's like a lump of wheat you put it in a cereal bowl.
Yeah, it's just a big, giant one.
It looks like a hashbrown shaped thing.
You put it in a bowl, and you pour milk on it.
And then you crunch it up and eat it.
I like Frosted--
European things.
Mini Wheats.
I like Frosted Mini Wheats.
Oh, I love those.
And I'll eat those without milk.
I like them.
Those are great.
And I like the non mini ones as well.
What Frosted Mini Wheats for me is
like, as I start to eat them, I'm like,
I'm just eating little wicker baskets.
Like I can't eat these anymore.
Especially the ones that aren't frosted.
Oh, yeah.
It's like eating little wicker baskets.
It is, but they're good.
I know.
But that's like a deal breaker for you.
It is a deal breaker.
I can't eat these wicker baskets.
It's just like little, tiny Martha Stewarts made these.
I like to think you're racing against--
Some insane person made them.
Realizing like, oh, yeah.
Ah, fuck it, I can't eat it.
By the way, I don't want to move away from the cereal
discussion, because I have a couple more things to say.
There's a bowl-- I just wanted to say it,
just in case anybody was asking.
There's a bowl that like I remember
when I was working at Sony.
Someone was like either like a spokesperson
for it or they worked for the company that
was making it or something.
Spokesperson for a bowl?
For a bowl.
Go on.
I know, right?
Is it the non-tippable bowl?
Now that I have your attention.
I need a fall-back career.
It's the one where like you can-- it's got like sections.
Straw?
No, no, no.
It's got sections.
And in one section, you have milk.
And in the other section, you have your cereal.
And so you take your spoon and then you can get the dry cereal
and you do like a light dip into the milk.
Way too much effort.
And I do to shifts of cereal.
But you wouldn't need to do your two shifts.
That's true.
You would have the options, right there.
And you wouldn't have to keep pouring.
I feel, though, like you're messing with something there.
I know, right?
That's like.
Ready, go.
Eating cereal is a fundamental.
Even cereal, in and of itself-- we say,
cereal, but we think cold cereal.
Cereal used to be like the hot stuff.
And then like breakfast soup?
That's true.
Breakfast soup?
Those cereal bars that are monstrosities,
like total abominations.
Yeah, those are weird.
My teeth hurt just thinking about them.
I want to bring up a quick question.
We were talking about Lucky Charms.
They changed the marshmallows.
Why?
Did they?
They changed one marshmallow.
And I believe it's pots of gold.
Can I tell you why they changed them?
Do you think it's because they thought
it was like some sort of racist?
I'll tell you why.
It's diabetes.
No.
They changed the shape of it.
Maybe it may have not looked enough like a pot of gold.
Oh.
It can't be racist if they still have the four-leaf clover.
Oh, wait, I think maybe that's what they changed.
Somebody Google it.
Hearts, stars, and--
The four-leaf clover was big.
Horseshoes, clovers, and balloons,
pots of gold and rainbows and there are balloons.
There's something.
Now it's something else.
The red balloons are stupid.
It's hourglasses, rainbows, and the red balloons.
They took away the pot of gold.
Oh, they took away the pot of gold?
Yeah, it's hourglasses now.
Well I'll tell what.
I watch a lot of "Sponge Bob Squarepants,"
and they have Lucky Charms commercials.
Here's what happens at Lucky Charms Corporation of America--
Inc.
Inc. They sit around the boardroom.
They're like, look, guys, we're coming up on our--
Irish accent.
O', look guys, we're coming up on our 10 year anniversary.
We've got to change a new marshmalla', otherwise
they aren't going to keep buying them, Kilarney.
But why not-- ha.
I don't think that happened at all.
Why the pot of gold?
It's like he's a friggin' leprechaun.
That's quite essential.
It makes people want go go into the store and buy them,
that's why.
Yeah, why not like the balloon?
Well the rainbow makes sense.
Then you got to put the rainbow.
Like the red ballons?
And a friggin' hourglass.
I'm sorry.
I was in the boardroom sketch.
Hold on.
Then this guy comes in. [LOUD, ANGRY MUMBLING]
Now you're driving a car.
Oh, where am I going to go. [LOUD, ANGRY MUMBLING]
You're on the wrong side.
Ahh.
Ooh.
And then, errr, [CRUNCH].
And the constable comes up, aye, laddy.
Did you know you were going over 13 miles per hour?
Here, try my golden horseshoe.
Tag, tag, tag, tag.
OK, you're in.
Oh, and don't try to do cereal with--
Oh, but you're a horse, you're a horse.
Oh, [WHINNYING] [INAUDIBLE] an Irish horse.
Excuse me, I'm horse salesman.
And my wife,here, wants to buy a horse.
I do.
I really like horses.
Oh, he's so cute.
Oh, he's adorable.
What's with the tie, here?
End scene.
Improv.
Yeah.
Great job, guys.
Go team.
See you next time, when we won't get paid and no one will care.
Yep.
All right.
Yeow.
By the way, the Captain Crunch-- I
know, we're still on cereal-- mixture,
the secret recipe of Captain Crunch
has been used throughout time.
I remember as a kid eating Gremlin cereal.
And it literally was the Captain Crunch shapes.
What's that one say?
Also, Mr. T cereal was also the Captain Crunch mixture.
That's great, dude.
That's really cool.
That's great.
Ahem.
Ah.
Richard Harrison says.
Don't knock me on my cereals, man.
I don't like sports.
And I like cereal.
You can't just say, you don't like sports,
every time you say something that's not interesting.
Because you guys can go on and on and on about sports,
but as soon as I want to talk about cereal,
it's like, all right boy.
The proper name of the color of the stripes
on the middle of the road is not yellow.
It's actually burnt yellow.
Whatever man, I don't like sports.
I like road stripe colors.
Wait, Lee, I have a question for you after this question.
Is Lee here?
Yeah, she just walked by.
Lee, is your make-a-wish public?
Huh?
We talked about it before.
Have we talked about your make-a-wish?
Uh, I think I have.
OK, so this question, I just I wanted to mention it.
But I didn't want to mention it if you
hadn't said what you did want.
No, yeah.
I don't even know about your make-a-wish.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went to Disneyland.
And I cried while I was in the hotel room,
because it was a Disney-themed hotel room.
And there's all kinds of toys for free on there.
Oh.
And I went over to the bed, and I grabbed the Donald Duck.
And I turned over to my mom and I said, am I going to die?
Oh, no.
I can't believe you haven't heard that story.
I can't believe that.
Because there's no other way a kid would get all this stuff.
Oh, Donald Duck.
Am I going to die?
And my mom was like.
This is really perfect.
This is real.
Oh.
I was like, am I going to die?
And my brother and sister, during the entire Disneyland
trip, they'd be like, OK, now get in the front for a picture.
And they'd be like [SOBBING].
This is the last picture with Lee.
Jesus Christ, that is awful.
This is why I don't like Disneyland.
OK.
Make-a-wish.
All right.
Damn, I'm just a curmudgeon.
Take back the gift I gave her.
I got her tickets to go to Disneyland next week.
She does that sometimes.
She comes and she brings the whole mood down.
Hey, do you and Tiffany want to go?
Yeah, definitely.
OK, I'll give you guys the tickets.
We won't be crying.
If the Make-A-Wish foundation picked you as a kid,
what would have been your wish?
Not Disneyland, apparently.
Oh like, if they picked you, like they just gift
to random kids.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey you!
Can there be-- well, no.
This, I can't.
What would it be?
I never say it to myself, and I just had to.
There was a contest, I remember--
What did you just say?
I can't.
What did you say?
I was just going to say--
No, don't.
God damn it.
No, I don't.
Yeah, it's so much better if I don't.
It's OK not to.
And I'm not doing to.
But you can if you want.
No!
Stop it, it's too hard for me.
You know it's too hard for me.
I would've wanted to be on, "What Would You
Do," the Mark Summers show, where
you get to open the doors where the numbers and stuff comes
out.
You know what?
And also, I didn't like roller coasters.
But that pie coaster looked so much fun.
Right, I would totally.
That looked like so much fun.
[HUMMING A THEME SONG]
I'm going to do a slight segue.
You too.
When I was a kid, though, when I was in school,
I grew up in Florida.
And that was when Nickelodeon was in Florida.
And they took us to see like a thing.
It wasn't the "Guts."
The "Guts?"
Jeez, dad.
It wasn't the guts.
You understand, it's not called "The Guts."
Do you want to go to "The Guts," son?
We went to the Nickelodeon studies as a kid.
And they were like, somebody is going to get slimed.
And I was like, oh, dear god.
I want to get slimed so bad.
Yeah, everybody wanted to get slimed.
That would've been amazing.
Still, that's what my wish would be, to get slimed.
Win a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award.
You know who was there?
Michael Madison?
Michael Madsen from "Reservoir Dogs?"
No, no, no.
Not.
Wrong guy.
Michael Myers?
No, wrong guy.
Mike Myers?
Yes.
Is it?
Its the guy who was in "Yes, Dear"
and he's the host of "Guts."
It was something like.
Oh, Mike O'Malley.
Mike O'Malley.
Oh, wow.
So he was there.
He gives me a thumbs up.
And it's one of those memories I have in my head.
Oh, so like.
And I was like, thanks, Mike O'Malley.
Did you meet Mo?
I didn't meet Mo.
But I saw the orange couch.
Remember the orange couch?
And I was there.
And I was like, oh my, gosh, this is amazing.
Somebody is going to get slimed.
And then it was not me that got picked.
And I was like, dang, that sucks.
Even though he gave you a thumbs-up?
Yeah, he gave me a thumbs-up.
It was a great moment for me.
But you're right, like what a d-bag.
Yeah.
Actually, I think he pointed at me.
But I was like a shy kid.
And so I was like, oh, I'm not worthy.
Oh, and maybe they were like, ooh, don't choose him.
There's something wrong with him.
They choose somebody else, right,
and so they bring this kid over.
And I'm like, oh my god, this kids about to get like my wish
forever.
This person is going to get slimed.
What they did, because it was a rehearsal,
was they dumped water on him and then shined a green light
on the water as it dumped onto him.
No.
Oh no, so it wasn't really?
They don't just waste slime, willy-nilly,
over at Nickelodeon, I guess.
Oh wow.
So that's what mine would be.
There's like the camera-ready slime.
There's the water with the green light.
The back-up slime.
Like green-tinted water.
Can I tell you?
They probably do that because it probably
costs a lot of money for them to get the slime on you.
And then go like, OK, now you got to get backstage.
We're going to give you Nickelodeon's clothes
or whatever and we'll give a baggie to put all your gack
stuff in.
But oh, man.
I'm so jealous of you.
That's what I would do, though.
I would get slimed.
What was the question?
It was what would your wish be?
Let's just talk about stuff on Nickelodeon.
Because also, I'd really love to go through the temple
in "Legends of the Hidden Temple."
Me, too.
And I would fucking Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
I'm not getting tripped up.
That was great.
I know.
Point bitch.
There was a game, where you played a video game
like you like.
Oh, "Nick Arcade."
"Nick Arcade."
I was going to mention "Nick Arcade."
Real quick though, it took me until about a year ago
for it to click with me that that wasn't real.
They were on a green screen.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just a green screen.
I thought it was real.
My thing is, is I love it so much because you
could tell the kids didn't understand.
No.
And I love that they're on a green screen and everything's
like mirrored.
And they're watching like a monitor off-camera.
And there's like a coin coming.
And they'd go like, ahh, ahh.
Ahhh.
And they'd be like, no, you have to.
Why don't you understand?
My favorite it when you watch the reruns
and they fucking nail it.
And it doesn't go away.
And they're like.
Yeah.
What?
Or like when they don't touch it, and it goes [BING].
They got it.
It was like someone was just being nice.
And the big host sometimes would be like, uh,
didn't look like you touched it.
But it's gone.
So I guess you got it.
You know what, that host, man.
I got to tell you, that host, I had an issue with him.
Wait, he did the great songs.
No, that's the problem.
[SINGING] Welcome to the arcade.
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
That's the problem I had.
Because it's like, hold on a second, dude.
First of all, you're not rhyming.
And all you're doing is like--
I know.
Now it's time to do and we're going to go now.
Walk over to this.
But it was like to fill the time.
I know, but he didn't have to.
I liked it.
I guess it was the memorable thing about it.
Yeah, well I held on to that whole scenario as like hope
throughout my life.
I was like, I can live real video games on Nickelodeon.
But you can't.
Dreams are dead.
I know.
Until I saw that omni thing.
What?
Sorry, we're going way off tangent here.
What?
You know that omni thing, with the virtual reality thing,
and like you where the funny shoes and you run in it.
You're like in a little cage.
It's like almost a treadmill.
Was that on "Nick Arcade?"
No.
It's new thing.
It's like with Oculus Rift.
It was like seven months ago.
Oh, the thing now.
Yeah.
I was like, what?
And I was like, I'll never get to live in a video game,
even though I'm not like a gamer.
I feel like "Nick Arcade" was the only game
show I physically, probably could've done.
Because like I wanted to do "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
and even "Double Dare."
But it's like, come on.
You never really saw the chubby kids trying that stuff.
Ahh.
We never really saw that.
You could've slip-slide around in the "Double Dare"
with all the.
I'm stuck in this big sandwich.
Mom!
Oh.
Sorry, I got excited.
I didn't want to reach into the big nose
and pull the boogers out.
I think all of our Make-A-Wish Foundation
is just to bring back old Nickelodeon shows.
I do want say--
Thanks Elliot, just choose for me.
Well you were going to say something highly offensive,
and I kept you from saying it.
Well, I was going to say something offensive.
Ooh, did you try to give me a high-five and it was like?
No.
Because I kind of went like this.
And then you were like that.
And it wasn't.
Well, I did it because I was laughing at you.
Oh, OK.
What were you going to say?
Once upon a time, on "Double Dare--" and then
we can totally stop talking about Nick.
This is my cereal.
No.
This is my cereal.
That's fine.
I will give you the time deserved
to talk about "Double Dare."
Thank you very much.
You've very great to me, Elliot.
Thank you.
I once saw, on "Double Dare."
It's cool, my story--
Did that just happen?
Have we ever had someone just say, I'll be right back?
Nope, never.
There was a family doing the thing at the end.
You know, you got to get the flag and pass it, blah, blah.
So they got to the dump truck, the back of the dump truck.
And they couldn't find the flag.
They spent like 20 seconds at the dump truck,
couldn't find the flag.
So the show ends and Mark Summers was like, sorry.
And one of the parents just loses it and is like,
there's no flag, and starts yelling.
And then, during the credit roll,
they have a bunch of Nickelodeon people sifting through the goo
to find the flag.
And Mark Summers is like, see, there was a flag.
Oh, wow.
And it's all on the episode.
Is it on the internet, maybe?
I don't know if it's on the internet or not.
I saw it when it aired on television.
That sounds delightful.
I love when shit like that happens.
Like there was this one, I think it
was "Nick Arcade" or something, where someone
was like-- the girl was playing this game.
Maybe it wasn't "Nick Arcade."
But the host was like, OK, you got
to do this thing where you hit these things
and the balls shoot up and they go into different categories.
And you could win big points.
And so she smashing them, smashing them, smashing them.
And he's like three, two, one, [BUZZ].
And the girl's still smashing the balls.
And it's still working.
And it's still tallying up her score.
And it's over.
And the guy's like, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather,
Heather.
And she's slamming.
He's like, Heather, Heather.
It was like the greatest thing I'd ever seen.
I would be like, hey, bitch.
Heather, Heather.
Like you just want to lose it.
PAs have the most thankless job in the show biz industry.
You know that was a PA that was like, god dang it,
I got to serve this prick a flag, this stupid, angry
parent, who's at Universal Studios and on vacation.
And they're like, I know what's in this slime,
so I got to dig around in this crap.
I make it back there.
All right, last one here, Luke Johnston says,
was there anything you did all the time as a kid
but stopped doing later in life because of work?
This is all nostalgia today.
It's all old cereal, Nickelodeon.
Or lost interest.
What?
You know what's something I did as a kid?
Like boogers, did you eat your boogers?
Let me admit something.
I didn't stop because of work.
I was not born.
I don't think I've ever admitted this on the show.
I was not born with the reflex to catch myself
when I fell down.
So as a kid, I would just go [SPLAT].
Wait, really?
Like just on my face.
You don't have survival instincts?
I like chipped a tooth because of it.
I remember my mom like, Meg, you have
to put your arms out when you fall.
Oh my, shit.
Meg?
And I remember walking back from my neighbor's house
and I fell and I didn't put my arms out.
And I like scratched my face.
Did your parents laugh?
I'm sure they did.
I would've.
Yeah, you got to.
My family would always say, how'd that
feel, when you fell down, before they'd ask if you were OK.
How was your trip?
Oh, boy.
And I remember, I like cut my face, because I fell down.
And I remember thinking like, mom's
going to be so mad I didn't put my arms out.
Wow, that's awful, dude.
She told me to put my arms out.
I forgot to put my arms out again.
Wait, so you're still like that?
No, no, no, not at all now.
OK.
I don't get it now, because I'm like about to fall
and maybe I overcompensate with my arms.
But I did stop doing that after I was a kid.
When I was a kid I thought that Nickelodeon show,
with the arcade, was real.
And like Captain Crunch is like, seriously,
because you can get it with Crunch Berries and Peanut
Butter.
And now you're in a car.
What about Count Dracula?
Oh, what am I going to do?
Ahh, the steering wheel's made out of--
Eat your cereal.
Nyah, nyah, but I got to drive, too.
End scene.
Ahh.
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I'm Meg Turney.
I'm Elliot Morgan.
I'm Steve Zaragoza.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
OK, OK.
I did last episode, though.
You did.
I finally hit the lens.
I believe in you.
Here we go.
Now that everyone's watching, it's not going to happen.
Yep.
[SPLUTTER]
That was pretty good.
I know, right?
What, [HUMMING]
I'll do better next time.
[SINGING] What, what what would you do?
I liked it when we critiqued the nature
of improvisational comedy.
I know, that was great.
Ah.
I like how we did it, using improv was kind of fun.
Yeah, we used improv.
It was like a social commentary.
Yeah, it was like a commentary on commentary
if you think about it.
We should have a show called Commentary on Commentary.
And it's like about things like that.
Yeah.
Film it on Fridays?
Mm, I can't do Fridays.
I'm all booked up.
Thursdays?
I'm going to have to call my wife and make sure.
OK.
Don't ever pretend like you run anything by your wife.
Yeah, I know.
You know what, it's funny.
I don't