this is something uh very nice uh people always love this this is stupid human tricks and we
have humans who have little tricks that they've taught themselves and they're here to present
them for you folks tonight do me a favor say hello to Greg Lobel Greg come on out and say
hello hi Greg how are you oh good sir thank you nice to see you nice to see you too Greg
you're from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania what do you do there yes sir I work for PNC Bank I'm
in sales oo oo how are how are things in the banking in Pittsburgh okay great thank goodness
thanks for asking it's it's going really well considering we're we're doing so so did it look
kind of Bleak for a while but now it's looking brighter exactly yes it is now don't let me put
words in your mouth well that's good to hear there is some positive news there from the Iron
City yes sir yeah it is it's it's it's looking really and how are the Pirates doing um they're
getting better MH they're they're doing but we don't get other than this oh and the Penguins
oh my gosh oh buddy how about that huh hope they're going to uh yeah do it so Pittsburgh
really is Championship City Now isn't it I'm we're thinking hopefully we can get that uh
all right now I noticed you have a beverage and uh does that figure into your uh stupid human
trick here yes sir yeah all right uh what is it going to be um I'm going to do an impression of a
chainsaw okay impression of a chainsaw ladies and gentlemen he's a
banker so if you're looking for a loan just walk into the bank and say Where's that guy who does
the chainsaw because I want to talk to him take it away Greg anytime you're ready all right thank you
just got to oil it up a little yeah sure can I can I help with that if you want do that put it on my
arm all
right wonder what the governor thinks about that
AB wow wow let's take another look that was
delightful yeah it doesn't get any better than that congratulations Greg
good luck to you thanks for being here Greg lble Ladi and gentlemen
whoa he could care less about the economy because he knows he's sitting on a gold old
mine that guy has written his meal ticket for the rest of his life uh
next say hello to Sea neelen and Nate neelen ladies and gentlemen husband and
wife Nate how are you nice to see you sea nice to meet you come right over here where are you
guys from Gilbert Arizona I don't know where Gilbert Arizon is where is that just Southside
of Phoenix by Mesa uhuh that beautiful country out there is that what what desert is that is that the
Sonoran Desert you're in we've only lived there for a few months so I don't know okay well yeah
call AAA and get a brochure um what do you guys do for a living I'm a medical student finishing
my fourth year at KC for you I stay at home and raise our three girls oh how old are the girls
six four and one all right are they watching right now they are say hello to the kids hi
girl uh and I see fr spaghetti out here do you want me to rub that on
you is that the deal uh Nate what are you doing
with the spaghetti I'm gonna feed the spaghetti to my wife in a unique way
okay that's that's how it always begins isn't it going to feed the
spaghetti to his wife in a unique way here we go let's take a look all
right
yo whoa
wow you know you you don't have to do
that call me call me later all right let's take another look and it' be even better in slow motion
here we go he's a medical student he's going to be a doctor ladies and gentlemen he's got three kids
man yeah that was well that really was something sta nice to see you good luck in Arizona thank you
bye-bye yeah you know you travel sometimes to to Europe and you're
in the hotel and late at night you'll find stuff like that on
TV uh and finally ladies and gentlemen Sayo to Colin Mason ladies and gentlemen here's
Colin Mason hi Colin how are you good to see you where you from Colin I'm from Cheyenne Wyoming
oh how about that Cheyenne Wyoming yep it's beautiful there huh yeah yeah you born there
born and raised born and raised yeah and what do you do you horseback ride fish hunt ride
climb mountains stuff oh I like to hike yeah hike where have you been hiking um Snowy Range uh you
ever been up in the tons you ever go up in the tons I love it love Jackson in the T yeah good
for you uh what do you do for a living there um I'm just a student at the University of Wyoming
now don't don't say just a student well I'm not I'm unemployed so I'm looking for a job so I'm
just a student for now just a student for now but still in all nothing wrong with yeah no of
course not yeah um business administration and uh Finance well you never get a job there you're
uh let's face it you're just a student y yeah uh all right Colin what are you going to do for
us here I'm going to give myself some zombie eyes zombie eyes zombie eyes I don't know what that is
that's a reference to like a monster zombie in a movie zombie eyes well let me show you
okay all right here we go from cheyen Wyoming ladies and gentlemen Colin Mason take it away
Colin here it is one more
time beautiful beautiful job thank you very much Colin Mason Ladi and gentlemen
I know I'm wishing for too much but wouldn't it be great if we had one
guy who could do all three of those things at the same time
boy then you'd have something a lot of travel expect there's your show right
there