of course as we mentioned Johnny Vegas
is our barman for the night Johnny how's
business been in the past year behind
the bar well it's pretty slow but I've
gathered together some friends yes and
it's bizarre how many celebrities can
come into one bar at one time always
this time of the year yeah you've got to
piasa painfully flocking last year you
did end up shirtless in the audience can
you guarantee that won't happen again I
can't guarantee anything that's why I
can't get insurance I'm three months
away from being 50 and I am NOT getting
a free pen that's why I'm not watching
yes to channel now tonight work sir
every thought about what your kids do
when you go they've had a good enough
staff home is now behind the bar
this is the place to be no it's not
this is what's happening we put around
the country you could run odds of being
driven out by managers who don't really
care we have got Johnny we have got a
photo of you from 10 years ago let's
have a look see how much you change Wow
what were you doing in that photo I was
doing an advertisement and I was running
across the bonnet of a car
and I suddenly realized that I had the
family to look after as your children
get older you realize that they're gonna
find pictures like that online and so I
retired from such adverts
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it's by your side and I am a walking
hope line
all right let's talk sport now 2019 saw
England my babies sorry what have what's
been your highlight of the decade well I
thought you the year yes what's that
it's watching and really ugly Punch and
Judy man actually leaves the tent and he
walked past an ice cream man anyway
a major he's Punch and Judy women hit
him meant was in demise and he was
younger
another guy had gone into a different
business shall enjoy rather than
domestic violence
it really made me happy
all of the family collectively gathered
together and acknowledging we've done
bad things
like a family they get then gets killed
in there in the twenties with Bill but
at least we all held hands together and
said we've done bad things and at least
three out of five of us opposed brexit
the other two that didn't agree yeah
and now Dave in a well cuz that's my
middle name 2019 so England win the rig
away yeah well I never got to play
school I mean more much to knit me
jumper cuz we couldn't afford it so they
put me in the outfield and in the
outfield I used to wander up and just
build a den when I watch cricket
I'm wondering where's the kid who's
building a dent
you went to see will Bailey win
Paralympic gold in the Table Tennis our
privilege can you be to see your guy win
the medal and be one of the first people
to meet Emily yeah coughing I'm just
working more than you know you
love Japan Japan's where we going to
wind up next year yeah I'm excited to
watch the game to see where you naughty
boys turn up I just mean on the TV
singing you're doing it oh I thought you
weren't like you queer the sudden you're
like the sister when you find out you've
got a bustard stance like a beverage
what you were didn't educate I don't
have a better education than you I'm
just not as drunk the horn section can
we have the song love long time ago
I can still remember how the monkey used
to make me smile
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it's
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she's just pissed endemic
the question counts Johnny when did you
choose some of the dough your name when
did you do this but now it feels like
you