The big story is last night
Harry and Meghan gave their big interview to Oprah.
Everybody's talking about that apparently.
Yeah, apparently like 17 million people saw it.
Yeah. Yeah.
A lot of people watched. Well guess what?
The Royal family is retaliating.
Now as we told you,
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles have their own podcast.
Yeah. We played you a little bit of that last week.
Well, they just released another episode
this morning to fire back.
(royal orchestral music) Welcome to Fiddlesticks.
I'm your host Queen Elizabeth.
And I'm Prince Charles,
Your Majesty, did you see last night's broadcast
on American television?
I did. It was shocking.
The court will never be the same!
It won't.
His Majesty, the King reigned supreme.
King?
James.
King James, the NBA of All-Star Game.
Charles, I've never seen so many dunks!
Your Majesty, I'm not talking about baseball
I'm talking about the interview with Meghan and Harry!
Oh that.
Yes.
It was devastating.
Your Majesty, we need to do immediate damage control.
Correction.
You need to do damage control, Charles.
Meghan said, and I quote,
"The Queen was always wonderful to me."
Oh, here we go.
And Harry and I Zoom all the time.
In fact, and he helped me put on the cat filter.
I love it.
Your Majesty, everyone is speculating.
that I made those awful comments about skin color.
Well, did you?
Charles?
I admit it, it sounds like something I'd say
but it also could have been our footman who's a Spaniard!
People are saying that the Royal Family's
has been harder on Meghan Markle
than we were on Prince Andrew.
Who?
Prince Andrew.
Your son.
My brother.
He's been accused of pedophilia.
What are you talking about?
I don't have a son called Prince Andrew.
I have three children,
you, Edward, and Anne.
Ma'am, you have four children.
Charles, I'm looking at a family photo right now.
There's you, me, Edward, Princess Anne
and your father on the end of the couch.
Your Majesty, Prince Andrew's there,
his head is covered with a square space.
What a segue, Charles!
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