- Oh my goodness.
- Throw it away! You throw that thing away!
- Uh... - Will it fart when it's done?
- (React) We are doing Try Not To Touch
Weird Stuff From The Internet!
- Oh, okay, I thought that was gonna be...
- That is very specific.
- Ooh! I'm gonna touch everything!
- Ew! (both laugh)
- Oh! - I might lose!
- I touch everything! (laughs)
- Well, you're gonna go blind, the old wives' tale.
That's why I have to wear contacts.
(clicks tongue)
- (gasps) Oh, look at that!
- Is that like a little vacuum?
- The suction power is pretty weak, I gotta say.
- I'm not touching that.
- Why would I lose to clean?
- I love vacuums, I'm sorry. - I do too, it's very satisfying.
- I think that's better than my vacuum at home.
- Wha-a?
- (React) What you are looking at in front of you
is one of the world's smallest vacuums.
It costs $16 to buy if you'd like to buy it.
- This looks like it costs 10, man.
- I wanna turn it on, I wanna hear... - I really do too.
- What it sounds like, you know?
- (React) Oh wow, Jaxon's going straight for it.
- Wow, yeah, he didn't even...
- First, I gotta... (sniffs)
- Oh, you're gonna sneeze? - Okay, okay, okay.
I wanted to see how spicy it smelled.
- I don't wanna touch it. - I don't wanna touch it either.
- I think I'm good.
- Really small things are stupid.
- Oh no! I spilled my...
Oh my gosh!
- Let's see how disappointing this can be.
(vacuum whirs) (buzzer rings)
- It's not disappointing! - It's kind of everything.
(buzzer rings) (Jaxon laughs)
- Wow!
What in the scam is this?
- Is that fun? - Yeah.
- Can I take this thing home for my house?
- (React) So, what do we think about that?
- Mm-hmm. - I think it's a waste of money.
- Very much a waste of money, yes!
- 16? - It's loud, 16 bucks.
Like, oh my God!
- This will be great for kids!
- Why?
- (React) To teach them cleaning?
- Nah, they're gonna learn that oh my God,
I'm allowed to leave specks. - Leave, yeah.
- If the vacuum doesn't do it, I'm allowed to.
- (narrator) Reversible, light, and super comfy.
- Is this the head pillows?
- Is this like a neck? - What is it?
No, no.
- (narrator) One, place it around your head.
- No. - Oh.
- No. - Oh yeah.
- No. - Oh yeah!
- No. - That is fashion forward.
- (narrator) Two. - I'm sorry, stop it.
- (narrator) Cover your eyes to block the light.
- Shut your face. - It's kind of a moment.
- It's a need for your head.
(laughs) Stop!
- Stop, I'm not trying that.
- You don't wanna like twist it?
- You look like you're from Russia.
- Dasvidaniya! (buzzer rings)
- Throw it away! You throw that thing away,
and get yourself an eye mask,
and a normal neck pillow if you need one!
- It sounds like an experience. - Yeah, good,
just don't need to experience.
- (narrator) Behold, ferrofluid in a bottle.
- Ooh!
- That looks really cool.
- 100%, I'll be touching this.
- I want a lot of it. I want a lot.
That's just such a small bottle.
- I guess.
- Oh my God, it looks like Stranger Things.
- I haven't seen it, I know. (laughs)
- (gasps) I love how it comes in like a perfume thing!
- (Jack) Wow, you're going straight to it!
- Oh yeah, I mean, duh!
- She said I'm doing it, I wanna do it too though.
- Ope, you touched! Ooh!
(buzzer rings) - It kinda looks like a Pokemon.
- Ooh, goopy, ooh! (Jack laughs)
- And then drop it like it's hot.
(both laugh)
- (React) So Sharon, how did that feel?
- It was satisfying. It was exactly what I needed.
(buzzer rings) I like it, I like it.
- This is interesting. - Do it, yeah, let's go!
Yeah, woo! - (laughs) Yay.
- (React) Would you purchase something like this?
- I'd rather steal it from you guys,
but yeah, I would probably purchase that.
- It's such a small, but satisfying...
- It's very satisfying.
- If you're like a fidgeter, I think this is really good.
- Oh my goodness!
- Oh, that looks cool!
- Melon baller!
- I love watermelon.
- (gasps) Me too! - Yeah.
- This is the best fruit, in my honest opinion.
- I love melon ballers. - Me too, me too!
- Wait, I like the cutter.
- (React) So that's exactly what we're trying.
We're trying the watermelon. - The cutter.
- Wait, that actually looked kinda cool!
- Oh. (laughs)
- Ooh! - Ooh, yay!
- We're like kids. (both laugh)
- It seems like it's gonna make a mess.
Personally, I don't think it would work.
- I think it's just gonna be pretty mediocre, but...
- 'Cause I don't feel like that's sharp enough
to like get in there. - Mm-hmm.
It is plastic.
Sometimes watermelons are soft though.
- Mine's like a little weird. - Yours is so chonky.
- (Jack) I know.
- I have to learn from his mistakes, so I don't mess up my watermelon.
- I really just don't want to make a mess.
That's kinda what I'm... - I agree.
- I'm really scared. - Ooh!
(buzzer rings)
- It cut, woah!
(buzzer rings) - Oh my God, I love this!
It's a lot easier than I thought.
- I'm surprised it's that easy, though.
(buzzer rings) - Oh!
Oh, that's actually a good angle.
- I'm good. I'm gonna pass.
No, I'm trusting Sharon here, Sharon seems wise,
with the watermelon, watermelon wise. (laughs)
- When your life's savings... - Blobfish racing?
- ♪ Go little rockstar ♪
Are these rocks?
- That's a no for me.
- It just looks like one of those wind up toys
that you get in the toy aisle. - Yeah.
- And you go wshk, vroom!
- Hmm. - I...
- What-fish? - Blobfish.
- What is that? - It's a fish that looks like a blob,
so they call it a blobfish.
- Do I need this? - No, do you want it?
- (both) No. - Not at all.
- Blobfish are real animals that live in the deep.
They don't actually look like this.
- How cute. - Oh, it looks better in person.
- Blobfish that live at the bottom of the ocean...
- Oh, that's right, the pressure pushes it down.
- Yeah, so when you bring it up to the surface,
it just kinda like... (fish squelches)
- It's so ugly! (laughs)
If you paid more than a dollar for this...
- I mean, this is something you put a quarter in a machine,
you get out. - (Danny) Yeah, you go.
- Look, ready?
- Ooh! (gasps) - Dang!
- Oh, it's one of those! Wind it up, wind it up!
(blobfish clicks)
- I don't think I'm gonna do it. - Blobfish?
It's not my favorite thing.
- I don't wanna touch it. (laughs)
(Sharon blows) (Danny gasps)
- Ruh roh.
- (narrator) My teacher kept stealing my fidget toys.
- I have that, I have that at home!
- What? That's sick!
- (gasps) I saw this!
- I'm totally gonna touch that. - Wow!
I'm not that sold on that.
- Really, I'm like a big fidgeter.
- I send this to my mom, because she hates clicky stuff.
- Yeah? - She's a teacher.
And so I sent it to her. - Oh!
- I was like you're gonna hate what's trending on TikTok right now.
- Oh my God!
- I would just fidget with like, the pen.
I'm the person, that annoying person in the class
that is like clicking it constantly.
(Sharon gasps) - Look at the balls.
(gasps)
- Wow. (buzzer rings)
- Woah.
- They remind me of like magnetics or something.
Or kinetics, or what are they called?
- Alright Jaxon, do something.
Ooh, there we go, now we're talking.
Make DNA.
- Well, I can't really helix.
- Yeah you can, put a ball in the middle.
- Pick some up.
- (Danny) Oh! - Wow!
That picks up a lot!
- God damn!
- Do you have to use all of them? - Maybe all of them?
- Yeah. - That make sense. (yells)
- I love, I just love like... - Yeah, I loved that too.
- It's fine, we're fine, these are made durable.
(laughs)
- Oh my God, I've seen this everywhere.
- I think I used to have one of these.
- ♪ Uh oh, gotta go ♪
- (Sharon) Oh no.
- ♪ Oh, gotta go ♪ ♪ Uh oh, gotta go ♪
- That's disgusting.
- Oh, I've seen this! Oh my God, I've seen this.
I've seen this!
- I feel like Gotta Go Turtle had a lot to drink last night.
because that is some drinking [censored] right there,
let me tell you. - That was diarrhea.
- It literally just poops.
- I've seen this everywhere. - Let's do it again! (laughs)
- I think we should do it.
- Oh, it's pink. I live, laugh, love this.
- (turtle) Oh, it's pink. I live, laugh, love this.
- Deez nuts. - (turtle) Deez nuts!
(turtle gargles)
- Ooh, and she gargled them! (Jaxon laughs)
- (whispers) It's listening to us.
- (React) So obviously, it repeats what you say.
(turtle gargles)
And if you wanna feed it.
- So it did repeat what you said, 'cause it said (gargles).
(group laughs)
- Oh my God, it knows we're feeding it!
That's sick!
- (React) Can you still see the pink stuff in the mouth?
- A little bit.
- Will it fart when it's done?
(turtle gargles)
- (turtle) Oh, uh oh, gotta go!
- Uh oh, she's gotta go.
- (turtle) Ooh, ooh!
- I make the same noise.
- I don't, there's something just not appealing
about feeding a turtle, and watching it [censored] in a toilet.
- I had a kid.
I fed him and he [censored], so...
- Oh my God, you getting a good look at this?
(buzzer rings)
- God. - She only does floaters.
- Yeah. - No mass!
- She's not sinking any of 'em.
We put a lot of food in there, too.
She's not dropping any big deuces.
- I like it. - But that's like...
(buzzer rings) A one time thing,
and then you're bored after.
- Yeah.
- (React) It's supposed to be used to teach potty training.
- Ah! - Oh!
So this is good for schools!
- My mom gave me a book when I was like three.
It was like Everybody Poops. - (Izzy) Really?
- It was like the elephant poops. - Wow.
- (Jack) The dog poops.
- (React) Jaxon tried every single one, minus seven!
- Golly!
- (React) And Jair, the only one you tried was the one with the watermelon!
- Watermelon! - Watermelon!
- What can you do?
- Stupidest, I thought, was the little mini vacuum.
- Oh yeah, that was dumb.
- Ah, favorite's watermelon, but I actually kinda liked
the potty training at the end,
that's kinda cool, it's educational.
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Which of these products would you have wanted to try?
Let us know in the comments.
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