[groaning]
[Carly] I found it!
[groaning]
Feel the rue. Ya feel it?!
[music playing]
[groaning]
Oh, hey, kid! Oh, man. Thank God, you're here.
I've got stuck under this thing and...
[groaning]
Wait. I-I think I'm almost out.
Come help me.
Yeah. Hey, I'm free. Whoo!
[laughing]
Dude, what up?
You don't recognize me do ya?
Uh, no. Why should--
Oh, my God. You're the kid from the lobby
when I was filling in for Lewbert.
Yeah. You told my dad on me and got me grounded.
Right.
Look, I'm really sorry, but--
Ah, it's too late for sorry. Now you're grounded, monkey.
[screaming]
Bread and butter pickled. Last jar. Oh!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.
Sorry? You're sorry?
That was the last dang jar of bread and butter pickles
in this store!
Where is your stupid mother? Where is she?
Were you gonna buy this lollipop?
Well, now it's broken.
[crying]
Not so fun, is it?
[crying]
TV remotes? Why?
'Cause my dad grounded me
and won't let me watch TV for a month.
And if I can't watch TV then nobody gets to.
Look, if you're the thief,
then why did you join the building watch patrol?
'Cause no one suspects a guy in a vest.
Well, I'm sorry, Chuck.
But you've dishonored the vest.
Calling the police.
Then you better tell 'em you need a new Pear phone.
Why this is the new G five, what's wrong with it?
Hey!
[groaning]
Come back here, Chuck!
Wait. What's going on with the monitor?
I'm not making it do that.
Well, then who's--
I am the source of iCarly's technical difficulties.
Well, knock it off!
Who are you, anyway?
My identity is a secret.
Nevel! Come say, "goodbye", sweetie.
Mother, I'm busy!
Nevel?
Hello, Carly, Sam, Freddie.
You're the one messing up our webcast?
That's right. I hacked your website.
I told you I'd get revenge.
No, you said, "I'd rue the day."
Same thing!
And now your time to rue has come.
Look, Neville, you'd better just back off
or I'm going to squeeze your big round melon head
till it pops.
You don't scare me, Sam.
Well, we know what does scare you.
Yeah, we're just gonna tell your mom on you again,
and then you'll be in huge trouble.
Wrong. My mother is leaving for a two month cruise
around the Arabian Peninsula.
Well, someone has to be in charge of you.
Correct. My grandmother. But she's hopelessly confused.
That's right. I'm untouchable.
I control iCarly, and there's nary a thing
you can do to stop me.
Nary?
Let the rueing begin.
You feel it, Carly?
You feel the rue?
Ya feel it?!
I know what you are.
You may have Carly fooled, but I know exactly what you--
[groaning]
[Carly] I found it!
[groaning]
Here's your other helm...
[groaning]
Why are you on the floor?
Maybe he had a stroke.
And now...
[grunting]
...the head.
Nevel, come on. There's no reason
to put the head on me. Let's just talk about this.
I thought we were friends.
[groaning]
And now...
Why are you doing this to me?
No one can hear you scream in a purple robot costume.
You can't take the head off.
It's magnetically sealed.
- Open the elevator. - Yes, sir.
[dinging]
I hope Carly and Sam don't get too violent
when they find you.
Oh, wait. I hope they do.
[grunting]
[dinging] Going down.
Hey, I brought you guys drinks.
- Oh, that's sweet. - Oh.
Thanks.
What is this?
Just a little drink I learned how to make at Camp Addemup.
If you don't like it, I can take my sister and leave.
No, no, no, no, no.
I like it. I like it.
Look over there.
Carly Shay.
I had a feeling I'd hear from you.
I want iCarly.com back.
We all want things.
I mean it.
Carly, if you want your precious website back,
all you need to do is ask.
Okay. Can I have my website back?
- No. - Nub.
Don't be rude.
I'm just negotiating.
What do you want?
The same thing I wanted the day we first met.
A kiss. A kiss is what I seek, upon your lips,
no, not your cheek.
Okay, first of all, no one likes a rhymer.
Very well. If you refuse to kiss me,
I suppose I'll just have to keep iCarly.com forever.
- And there is the darn thing-- - I'll do it.
Whoa! What?!
I said, "I'll kiss you."
You're trying to trick me. I smell subterfuge.
No, Nevel, I'm tired of playing games.
You want a kiss, fine, I don't care.
I just want my website back.
Oh. Well. Okay.
If you don't let me out of here in the next 30 seconds,
I am going to tell the cops
that you kept me prisoner in here.
And then you're going to be in more trouble than you--
[screaming]
Wait. [sniffing]
Is this water?
You wish it was water.
Dude, I gotta get out of here,
so just tell me what you want, okay?
You want money, power an ostrich?
I want you to suffer the way I suffered.
What?
You got me grounded for two days.
So that's how long I'm going to keep you in there.
[gasping] Neville.
- Carly. - Don't Carly me.
I figured out what's going on here, and it's insane.
Is it really so insane to think
an epic love story spanning decades
could finally land on happily ever after?
Oh, please. I know your epic love story
with Prunella is a lie.
You're right. But my love story with you is the truth.
Hah?
Come on, Carly. No more cat and mouse.
It's time to let me catch you.
Not now and not ever.
Yes, run to the alter, my beloved.
I'll see you there.
[groaning]
Chuck.
Hello.
All right, you little gremlin. You are major trouble for this.
[groaning]
Carly!
Oh, why'd I taste it?!