Rose: Do you remember
When we broke up Rosie: Which time? -and-I-and-
[Laughs]
And I kissed you against the fridge. -Yeah, I remember it all the time.
-Let's break up again
~Group Hug~
-I remembered that night when we broke up.
I went to bed, and it was so bad because I was so sad right, I was like, "Ugh
We're never gonna get back together. This is it it's over, it's done."
And I was like, "I'll never get to have sex with her again." And I was also so horny. But I was really sad and I was like,
"Do I touch myself?" -Best kind! -Yeah, Yeah -Best kind!
I was like, "Do I do it?" -Best kind! And then I was like, "No no no no no
I'll just be sad."
And then I swear you told me, "Yeah I touched myself last night." -Rosie
-DAMNIT!
-Rosie.
-Yeah?
-Rosie. -Hm?
Alexis G. Zall just messaged us on insta by the way.
-Saying what? She said she had a dream about us since she missed us so she was thinking about us this morning. It's like
-someone cry-maxed. -Yeah.
Someone did, several times.
There's a lot to talk about this week, but first of all, I have to recap, -Yeah? -last week's video.
Okay, some of the comments, in fact a lot of them grated on me, and I have to talk about this.
I've never said this in my life, but you're about to get schooled(?)
Doesn't suit me, does it? -No.
So many comments were dissing my pronOUnciation.
[Disc scratch]
Yeah? Of the word, "mocha."
-PronUnciation
-I always say pronounce because you pronounce words.
[Haughtily] "It's actually annoying me the way you pronounce mocha."
Right guys, I'm gonna give you a lesson.
How- -I'm pretty sure Marilyn Murphy was one of those people.
-Yeah, she was and I don't get it because Irish people speak English.
So, I don't actually get it!
You're Irish!
-They have- -Oh, wait, Americans speak English as well, okay.
Just cottoned on okay, I cottoned on to MY MISTAKE! -Also
-I got schooled. And I'm really not trynna be a dick here, but
-You don't try to be a dick, -The thing is: -Some people are just born with that quality.
-Okay, maybe I'm being a dick, fine. Comment below, "You're a dick," fine.
[Haughtily] "What is she saying? Like how are you pronouncing mocha? Is that how you pro-
"is she saying mocha? Took me ages to realize she was saying mocha."
But the thing is, right?
You MOW your lawn. M-O-W and you TOW your car. T-O-W.
Hence, it not being MOWcha its, "MOHcha." Because how do you spell "chalk?"
Emphasis on the "alk."
Rock
There's no W in any of those words.
By the way, today I had to add up some receipts from my accountant and I did the adding and it came to 760 and I was like,
"Okay, that's a lot," and I was like, "I'll just double-check that," and then I did it again. It came to 230.
So I was- -You were like 500 pounds out.
-Yeah, like. Or in? -That's only a.. that's only a small discrepancy wasn't it?
-Yeah, I know, I mean psh.
What was that comment that you took very much to heart?
"Oh my god, why are you posting this disgusting," (Spelt wrong.)
"We are not waiting for your medicAEl file.
-[Laughs]
If you can't think of smthn, be creative.
I am sick seeing this out our boundaries. Please, you don't have to tell this.
-[Laughs]
Actually, "Jan sheer seven hours ago." People WERE waiting on my MedicAEl file. Okay?
People are asking me about my medicAEl file.
Okay?
"Please you don't have to tell this,"? I did.
I could write this world. I really could there are so many things that I'm like, "why?".
-Rosie? -What. -You just said that you were 500 pounds out.
-I didn't say I could do maths. We're not waiting on my medicAEl file.
-I was so upset when you broke that guy's penis because we were dating at the same time, and it really upset-
Oh, I was happy! -I just told you. -And I was happy!
First of all that it happened, because no one had that much fun that night. -No it's okay. It got broken before.
So I apparently was just like, apparent- -He probably said that to you to to like preserve your feelings, no offense.
-Oh.
You can break them, and I did it. -Yeah, I know you did it. -I think I've done it more than once.
Go hard or go home. And some people had to go to A&E and that's, okay.
-Were you reverse or normal? -No, probably forward.
I don't like the reverse. -Oh, so you were even looking at him when it happened.
Disgusting.
-I think the lights were off. -Really? -I don't remember the face.
-Did it make it easier, sleeping with men when the lights were off?
-Yes. -Did it really?
I have my own motif! Is that how you say it?
-It's a- -Motif. -Motif -Motif
Basically, you know when someone comes on a sitcom, and they've got their own like, little jingle?
I've got my own motif, that I sing around the house every time I walk into the room, which... -And I've got mine! -Which you...
[Laughs]
Which you might think is really weird. -No no no, me and Rose are in our own sitcom and
we have our own motifs, right you do yours? -Right. I walk into a room. -Yours is, ~Woah, woah.~
-'Scuse me? Let me fucking perform my own motif you little bitch. -Okay, fucking go on then.
-Right, so I walk into a room and I go: ~Woah, woah. HEYYY YEAH YEAH HUM hum hooo yeah.~
-No, you did mine! -No!
-Mine is-! -Your's is the shortened version! -No.
Know what mine is? -It's the reprise! -[Indistinct]
Mine is:
~Hooo yeah~
[Laughs]
~Hooo yeah~ -No.
You're taking my motif!
-No!
My motif has always been: ~hooo yeah.~
[Singing akin to howling]
-Yeah. -No, and then mine's ~hooo yeah.~
So Rose annoyed me the other day. -Wha-? When?
-And I can't even remember what she did now. -So it didn't exist.
-Well, it annoyed me enough, that I changed the background of my phone to another woman.
-[Cry of outrage]
And then waited to see when she'd notice. And then
-Is that why you did it? -And then
sure enough, Rose is downstairs, and she took my phone to send herself some pictures, and she went,
"Who the fuck is your phone background?!"
Just someone I found on YouTube. -You don't even.. Someone you found on what?
-On YouTube. -On YouTube? A YouTuber? -Yeah, yeah.
Well, she's not a YouTuber, she was in a Youtube video. -[Indistinct] Who is it what's her name?
-I don't even know, I follow her on Instagram. -Beauty is it?
-Yeah. -Beauty, lifestyle, what is it? -She's a model.
-Okay. I'm a model. -I think she looks a bit like you but better.
Similar color eyes. Hair. Good eyebrows.
[Gasp]
~Hooo yeah.~ -~Hooo yeah. Woah, woah. Waa~ -What would her motif be? Would it be:
[Somewhat sexy singing]
-No. It would be:
[AGGRESSIVE SINGING]
-I like that. Is it on guitar?
-Okay. -Uh-oh.
[Weird noise]
You know when someone's mean in the comment, yeah? -Yeah.
-And then have you ever like? You spend ages wondering, "Shall I call them out on it?
Or should I not?" Because it draws more attention to it, -Yeah.
-should we really give them what they want 'cause they've obviously done it for a reaction.
-I don't get any negative comments, I don't know.
-And then you comment. Like reply and put them in their place and then they pretend.
That they were being nice all along. You're the worst type of person that's worse than just being mean.
Like, if they say something purposefully antagonistic -Spiteful
Like, "Oh, you never ever upload and you're ugly." So they said that. And then imagine if I was like,
"Oh, sorry, I had a rash and - also thanks for being a bitch." And then they're like,
"Oh! I was just saying- no, I was just saying- -"Oh no! Omg lol! -"Haha, I'm so glad you're uploading, no I didn't mean it like that
you took it the wrong way YOU took it the wrong way."
it's like
Dyou know what? You're and c**t and I hate you and you're the worst type of person.
The Nasty Nice Trolls. The ones that turn at random and they- Oh! Or they do this,
They're a c**t right? -Rosie!
-And then you put them in their place- nah I don't care- And then they go. "Yay, you replied!"
You're the worst type of person.
See yourself out. ~Hooo yeah~ Bye. You don't HAVE a motif.
Is it motif? -I don't know. -They're gonna be like,
"Are they saying MOWtif? I thought it was Both: MOHtif
Oh, and now Amy says that- oh it's her video up, should we react to it? It's called dear Rose and Rosie!
It's a fucking spon!
Now first off: it's a spon 'cause it says, "Get 10% off your first Squarespace purchase here."
So, I love that they use this for spon, but we did it with them so it's fine.
And second of all they've put, "We hate you." on the thumbnail.
But they don't know grammar because there's no capitals so, okay.
-[Laughs]
-It's a sentence, where's your full stop and beginning?
Amy: Hey guys, today I'm here with Camden Scott.
[Rock Music]
Rose: I forget her name's Cameron. No, it's not! Rosie: It's Camden!
-[Laughs]
Pause.
-You're the worst friend. -[Gasp] Oh my god,
I was so genuine -Imagine.
Imagine if her name was Cameron.
-I just forgot Cammie's name!
-Yeah, I know, we took her to Camden for the first time
-Rosie. I'm sorry but stop, hold on.
There is nothing more insulting as a reaction to their video than me getting. Both: Her name wrong!
Wow
A: The Roses love to talk about us.
They've made a whole career about it. Cammie: Yeah, officially making money off our drama. A: Yes, yes.
A: Who are they to us?
C: Irrelevant
Rosie: The FUCK?!
Rose: CAMERON SCOTT!
I'm really upset, that you think!
-Yeah, Cameron. We're really close with you, Cameron! -We're friends!
-D'you know what Cameron?
I've been through your underwear and that's true, because one time, you asked me to look through your suitcase and get you some stuff.
And I found
a red thong that was
very nice, and maybe I tried it on.
C: What's the goss? That's it. A: It's always, "What's the goss." C: It's like
"How are you? How have you been? What's been new?".
[DEMONICALLY] What's the goss?
Always.
[Laughing]
Rosie: Oh, thanks for promoting my merch,
I'm so angry
A: We're gonna debunk some this drama
C: We're gonna tell you. What's true, and what's not
[Gasp]
Rose: If you guys tell everyone the truth, we don't have content anymore
Rosie: No offence Cameron, but if you tell them the truth, I'll tell them your truth.
-Squarespace, if you want some more subscribers then honestly, feel free to get in touch. Business email link below.
-What is Squarespace? -I don't- I don't know!
-We'll find out -Does it matter?
A: "Getting naked for another woman."
C: That was for me
A: This is from last year. Okay.
C: They look so cute. A: No, we don't like them, they use us. C: Ugh.
[Whisper] I love them.
I blame you Rose and Rosie that I don't know from experience. If you would just, invite me in the bed,
we could sort this out. Civilly.
Rose: Right. Rosie: I could genuinely see that happening. -I could sleep with her.
-I could see it I happening. -I could sleep with Cammie very easily.
-But how come you're saying this to me, but you wouldn't let me get a blow up doll.
-Because it wasn't Cammie.
-What if it had Cammie's face? -Okay.
-Is that legal?
-Yes. -How do you know?
-Cammie's not gonna have a problem it's content, she's gonna LOVE the promo.
- Well, that's true, but would we film it? And put it on YouTube? -Yes. -Okay.
C: Rose doesn't talk about being crazy in bed A: Mhmm.
C: I thought, okay Rose is an undercover freak.
A: Yeah, true. If she's talking about it all the time - Rosie.
Then she must be overcompensating C: Yeah.
A: So Rosie is vanilla.
C: Rosie is vanilla. Rose is wild.
Rosie: She called me, "vanilla."
I broke two dicks. How can you call me vanilla? Rose: She gets me.
[Muttering] This is really weird I don't know.
[Laughs]
I love you. Committed forever.
-Okay. -Let's get the doll.
-I wanna handcuff you to something. You have to watch me and the doll.
-Just don't handcuff me to Amy and I'm fine with it.
A: They talk about me in every video. C: All the time.
They're obsessed with you.
Rosie: I just realized they distorted us so they didn't get copyright problems from using our videos.
Rose: No, they distorted us because they want us to look bad. Good luck.
Amy just said that she's pretty sure we don't watch Cammie's videos at all. That's not true.
We watch the ones... -No, we don't watch any of their videos. Unless we have to. Like this one.
-That's not true, I only watch the ones with a semi-scandalous thumbnail.
-Are you even subscribed?
I'm too busy watching other YouTubers that are better than you.
-Look if you'd made a documentary and written a book.
You'd know how busy life can be. -Yeah, you'd know how hard it is.
-So
-That's why you'd take the Squarespace,
A: The fact that they can buy a house off of talking about us.
Rose: Just keep saving girls.
[Mouth click]
[Rose and Rosie video in the background]
A: They are so boring.
Rosie: She said, "They are so boring."
Rose: Oh, it's so cute how Amy has to lie to herself.
Amy, if we're so boring,
How come you know we talk about you in every video?
Someone's up all night waiting for a shoutout.
C: Oh, wait, I do have them one minute and six second voicemail from Rose in February of this year.
Rose: Stop.
She's kept my voicemail. From February? Rosie: Why is that from February?
Why has she done that?
Cammie's that freak in the bed, that you'd go back to again and again,
And you'd have a turbulent relationship and Amy's the wife.
-[Laughs]
Fuck!
-Why is that bad?
-That is COLD!
-Why is it cold?
What's wrong with being wife material?
-Oh! I thought you meant the wife that you're married to but cheating on with Cammie.
-Oh no, I meant I may be wifey Amy, but Cammie is that freak. -Oh, we have very different opinions.
-Oh.
[Yawns]
-I know their content's boring.
A: Okay, so we spoke out to C: [Gasp]
Steamy!
A: That is hot.
C: Um, you can see Rose's scar. I was there right after she got her surgery and she showed me her full vagina
Nice.
And it was:
disgusting.
[Laughing]
Rosie: I remember that!
And can I say something? Rose: To be fair... -You didn't know, I think I told you about it afterwards.
-It was disgusting. -You had something stuck to it.
-Did I?!
-You had like... -Was it gauze?
-It could have like a bit of fluff from your jogging bottoms cause you were wearing lots of weird clothes.
-Okay. Cammie's only seen my vagina looking its absolute worst.
-Absolute worst, yeah!
She hasn't seen it looking its best!
Shall we sext her?
-I think that maybe we should use them back for another spon.
-I think we're gonna write a dis track about the lesbian YouTubers that everyone deserves,
and I think we're gonna get it sponsored and I think we'll buy a second house.
And maybe -! -Not for you Amy. We're gonna put a wheel in a cage for you.
-Some sawdust on the floor and that's what she... -Yeah, they got it they got it.
BYE! -BYE
Ally: ~So just give me time.
~You could make me change my mind
~With all the thing you say.
~You could make me change my way.
~For you.
~Only for you.
~You're the one I'm thinking of.
~One word I fall in love, oh.~