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[BITCH I'M GAY (HUH) I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT BITCH IM GAY (HUH) I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT]
*MAC* Eat your vegetables kids.
Okay so let's like do this
You know how some people use the excuse of drinking a lot, like it's a personality trait? Cause I don't.
*Ok?*
I mean, I have a
personality.
I just drink to get through this shit
AHUH
Okay like, before we start,
let's get this elephant out of the room.
So my last video flopped.
*bruh*
Like, it flopped.
Like a fish out of water except it's like once
and then dead, bitch.
Like, it was deceased.
Like, I get it too,
like, I'm not even mad about it.
I just like,
I just want to state that I understand.
It was a sponsored video and when you do
sponsored videos you have to get, like, the video idea approved
before you actually film it,
so when I wrote this idea,
the next morning, after coming home from a music festival
I thought this was
HilariOus *bitch*
It was also weirdly edited,
because there's restrictions
and I don't think Hollister is ever gonna come to me ever again.
Thank you, though.
Like, thank you so much for believing in me.
Also, I wasn't allowed to cuss in the video,
so it was just like a bunch of uwu's
if you watched the video and understand what I'm talking about
which a lot of you guys didn't
so I should probably, like, move on.
So Pride Month is happening or it was.
Let's see when this video goes up.
Right now I am filming it at 4:30 on July 25th
I feel like I need to start every single one of my videos
with when I'm filming it,
just so you guys can, like, get on my shit
Just so I can be embarrassed
if suddenly a video takes me two weeks for goddamn no reason to upload.
*sips tea*
And all I'm doing is drawing Ellen,
'cause apparently you're not allowed to cuss
when it comes to sponsored videos, so you have edit a video four times in a row...
okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
So, Pride Month is happening...
and/or has happened,
and the homophooobes are upset about it.
And today, we're gonna talk about that.
Y'know, like, we're not gonna spend this video uplifting ourselves
and talking about how prideful we should be to be who we are. Instead, we are gonna talk about the people
that hate that?
Apparently??????
If you guys don't know, Pride Month is an official month, at least in America -
I don't know with the rest of the world -
dedicated to the gays, basically. To the gays. I mean gay as in, like, the umbrella term of, like...
Bitch, I just spilled it all over my pants.
The umbrella term of, like, everybody not just, like...
...Tyler Oakleys; it's a day to celebrate ourselves
*a day bitch?*
A month, a month. Oh my gosh, wait a minute. 30 whole days of a lot of gay.
And rainbow-colored...
*gay silence*
logos?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's money.
Did we expect this to be taken on by the media at such an alarming speed in the past three years?
No.
Are we happy about it?
I mean, kind of, yeah. I mean, thanks for the support bitch, but like, damn. Slow the hell down, you know, sometimes?
No, thank you, I do not want to buy rainbow-colored condoms. That sounds dangerous.
I don't know how the hell you colored it rainbow but I don't know if I want that inside somebody?
So pride month is happening, homophobes are mad about it,
and today we're gonna talk about the homophobes that are mad about it. Today we're gonna react to it, and talk about it, and commentate on it...
We're gonna conversate about it to the homophobes, like "yo, what's up? Why you...what's, what's happening? Why you mad?"
So today, we are reacting to anti-gay, comments, videos, ads, posts, about pride month, because...
What the fuck *mac 2* WhaT tHe FUUcK
So, I went to Twitter and asked you guys to send me some of that good homophobic shit against Pride Month, and you guys sent me some
homophobic shit against pride month! Some of y'all sent me other homophobic shit against just like, gays, in general, might slip some of those in,
we don't know. Maybe I'm feeling a little frisky.
*Starts dancing* u ok
What is?? Now we're gonna do it on my phone. I usually do these on my laptop
but my laptop stopped doing video recording for some reason, I don't know. Now I do it on my phone.
I could solve the problem by like, buying a new laptop for work reasons.
That's, like, so much money and work that I just don't want to do right now.
I'll spend money to like, live, you know? Rent, food.
But when it comes to like, spending money on like, buying a new chair because the one we have is broken, we can still sit in it bitch.
What the fuck you mean? It hasn't killed me yet!
[Whoopee the scoop whoop poop]
So like, the first thing I want to talk about, not really like super talk about it,
but I just like, I have questions, that I just like, want to be answered.
"Veterans only get one day of recognition each year whereas gay people get an entire month. Gay pride month is honestly stupid af"
For veterans, there are only two days out of the year we commemorate them. If anyone deserves a whole month,
it's the veterans. There is a Gay Pride Month because they suffer so much, but only one day for
9/11, D-day, Veteran's [Day], Memorial Day, and Pearl Harbor. 'Kay. So.
What? And second of all,
What? Veteran's Appreciation Month is in May, if anybody wanted that fact.
I think their appreciation for veterans is so strong
they glossed over that, just wanted to attack some gays today? And the next thing: I don't know if I'm just like, biased because I'm
black and gay but has anyone else noticed that people tend to only talk about veterans when they're attacking another group of people?
Specifically, blacks and gays. I'm just... I'm biased. Like, the Black Lives Matter Movement. Y'all remember that. People came out of blue being like
"BUT THE VETERANS!"
It's like, weird. It's like they "weaponize" veterans in order to try to minimalize, marginalized people. That was a lot of words, I'm sorry
I've never heard a conversation where the term veterans were brought up in a light that wasn't like, attacking something.
You know what I mean? Especially in, like, the politics and the news?
I've only ever heard them say the word "veteran" or mention veterans when they're trying to make somebody else look stupid. Like, that to me is so upsetting.
I'm not a veteran, so I can't like, speak for them, but like, at the same time,
I wouldn't want that? Like, I wouldn't want you using me to devalue other people. Like, that's weird. Also, since when did veterans become like their own...
breed? Like, people tend to act like veterans are just veterans, like they don't do anything else but like be...
a veteran. Did you know that there are gay veterans? Holy shit, bitch. I don't want to blow your mind.
They walk Pride too. Like, they have a float and everything. I'm sorry.
There's also some 'Black' ones too. I don't mean to cross that line for you as well. "Hey, I'm black."
"No, you're not, bitch. You're a veteran."
"I'm also gay."
"No, you're not, bitch. Shut the fuck up. You're a veteran.
We want to appreciate you
but we can't 'cause the gays are in the way." If you want to appreciate veterans, then appreciate veterans!
There's nothing stopping you from appreciating veterans!
Just don't only appreciate veterans when it comes to taking down other people.
Maybe we should take the responsibility of Veterans Appreciation Month? Maybe we should do something about it 'cause apparently these people that appreciate veterans so much don't do anything.
All they do is yell at people about it. Like, veteran, if y'all want a parade, if y'all want a music festival?
We got you; we can do that for you! If y'all want to turn up with that appreciation?
We can take that responsibility. Y'all want to step that month's pussy out? Y'all want these companies to make military themed logos?
We can try our best, you know.
It seems like these people - wearing the same sunglasses, holding fishes in their profile, and waving Confederate flags like it's a trend -
seem to think the only way to appreciate y'all is to scream in the face of other people that don't fit their outline.
That's so sad, to me, like that's so upsetting. This got like weirdly serious. Let me just....
*dancing away the pain*
So we got that out of the way, let's talk about something else. "No matter how you color it only one works."
Oh, no. Other holes exist Jessica.
I'm just guessing somebody named Jessica made this like nobody just has one hole. Y'all have at least like four or something
I don't know do we count the nostrils? People don't like make things like this. How do they think gay sex happens?
Like, what do they think we do? Like, I've never just...
[noise]
And I don't even think most lesbians...
[noise]
You know what I mean? "When you developed a mental disorder because you were sexually molested as a child, but don't want to admit that to anyone
so try the old 'my genetics' bullshit. But the psychiatrist you visit every week to
try to deal with the trauma of being fucked in the ass by daddy as a child
... knows the truth. And you can no longer look at yourself in the mirror without crying... so to ease the pain
you start sexually molesting the six-year-old boy next-door...
spreading your mental disorder to the next generation."
and then...
A meme? What?
I've never been to a psychiatrist or cried when I looked at myself in the mirror nor have I ever had a craving for
nor have I ever had a craving for six-year-old boys.
So they'd probably be very upset if they met me.
"Fact: Gay liberals are treated far better on the streets of Brimingham, Alabama than Trump supporters are
treated on the streets of San Francisco
tell me again who real bigots are?"
I don't know, probably the people that support the idea of keeping another human being in a cage.
That got very political I'm so sorry.
Let's go into watching some videos. Why don't we? So this guy's channel is called,
"Educating Liberals"
I just... I don't. Ok, ok, ok...
*upset gay*
Give me another shot. I just find it so weird when like, people's entire, like branding or like existence online,
is just them, just like, attacking the other side, you know.
'Oh, I hate the conservatives.'
'Oh, I'm gonna attack these liberals make an entire channel attacking...'
I'm just like, 'Bitch, do you need a drink? Do you need some weed? 'Cause you need to calm down.'
You can't be having that much fun doing that, like come on, let's be honest. Go out.
Go dancing.
Go drink some water.
Spending your entire, like free time
attacking another group of human beings just seems so...
boring! I mean, I literally gained popularity on YouTube because I'm attacking
other the human... I'm just gonna stop talking. I'm just gonna stop talking. Is he a Youtuber? Please don't be a Youtuber.
I just don't want him to be a Youtuber.
I don't like reacting to like hate type videos from other Youtubers
because I still like want to like respond for clout reasons and their ego and I'm just like not
about that. Drama is so exhausting!
You know what I mean? Like it's great to watch. It's fun to watch.
But I feel like if you're in the middle of that shit, I just...
I'd rather nap. "What's up guys Dewey Wheeler here from 'Educating Liberals'. Okay,
so first, I just want to point out that he's doing this video in front of a Trump 2020 flag,
definitely making his video for a certain group of people and I don't think I'm a part of it. And second of all, he cute.
*brUh*
Am I not allowed? "As far as anybody who uses social media probably already knows because it's shoved down our throats so often..."
I could shove something else down your... that was, no I'm not gonna say that.
"June is being recognized as Gay Pride Month
but I'm gonna tell you why I strongly disagree with that."
What an intro. He opened up, he said, 'Hey, what's up?'
He said what he's gonna talk about and he's going straight into it. Unlike my bitch-ass. My 'oh, I need some watch time
so I'm gonna talk about Hollister real quick', bitch-ass. My, oh, I'm gonna do this weird-ass
intro where there's multiple of me because I need people to laugh.
Bitch-ass.
Okay, let's go into it, let's see... what is your name? You said it earlier. I just like wasn't...
I was just looking at his eyes. "Now before any of you social justice warriors out there go calling me a homophobe..."
Can I use that as a soundbite?
"Just know that I have no problems with gay people or trans people, never have..." What about the lesbians?
*that run tho*
"I just don't think there should be an entire month dedicated to who you sleep with, in fact,
I don't think it should be anybody's damn business.
Since when do we start celebrating sexual preferences as some sort of accomplishment to be proud of?"
Since there's literally countries where your sexual preference can lead to your death by the government.
Since we live in a society, a world better yet, where the stigma behind the preference of who you sleep with is so strong that it can lead to people's
suicide or people to be in so much denial to the point that they will hurt other people rather than accept their truth.
You know, that in this country alone, showing any sign of homosexual affection to anybody
was against the law, to the point that even police officers will beat you up because of it.
Holy shit! Pride in America, and in a lot of other countries where there is a lot of progression, is not just for that country
it's not just for those people, Pride is a symbol for everyone, if that makes sense? I don't even know. It's a symbol for those countries
where you can't really express yourself fully without risking the idea of being killed to even parts of this country where people cannot express
themselves or tell people their preferences without risking physical harm to them. That it can get better;
that there are people around them, there are people in this world that will support them
no matter what; that there is a goal of acceptance that can be fought for. It is us telling the world
like you said, 'it shouldn't matter,' sadly
this world does not believe that and because this world does not believe that, to the point that they would rather kill people,
we have Pride. That got very serious. Give me a sec...
"But for some reason people on the Left feel the need to shove their sexual
orientations into your face every chance they can get," because
'The Bachelor' doesn't exist or any rom-com or any movie or TV show or comic that takes place in a high-school
where there is more than one gender.
Okay, "Oh, they say it's out of 'inclusivity'
How are you being inclusive when you're literally separating yourself by screaming and flaunting how gay you are?"
I didn't know I was being separate, man. Damn,
I mean I scream about being gay a lot in my pastime if you haven't noticed. So you don't want me to scream that I'm gay, great.
Noted, can I still kiss a man in public or is that like still too far? Will you fight me?
Will you yell at me? Will you tell me you don't care what I do in my personal life but...
You care what I do in my personal life, bitch. Like shit, I'm not making you look, I'm just gonna be here though,
I'm not moving. You don't have to look, you don't have to listen. You can look away, you can tune this out. It's not my fault
I'm this loud. Okay?
"Those are some of the most annoying people on this planet - the people who see everything through the lenses of their own sexual identity...
[music]
Whatever happened to the simple philosophy of judging another person based on the content of their character?" Have we ever done that?
Um, we live in a country where you used to judge
someone based on the color of their fucking skin. The last time I checked 'Black' isn't part of my character as well.
Some say I act the complete opposite of a stereotypical black man but I said that.
"Oh and what would happen if we invented a Straight White Pride Month? Would that be cool, too?" Let's talk about that 'straight pride.'
Wait a minute. Didn't that happen this year?
Wasn't that a thing? I don't know.
Did that happen? I never heard any update. Straight White Pride Month.
Why straight and white? We don't call it gay and black. We're getting extra niche with that month.
I mean you can do it. Not many people will be happy about it.
But you can try. But is there pride in being straight? 'a feeling or deep pleasure or satisfaction derived from one's own
achievements,' and last time I checked, I don't know I'm biased, I'm gay,
straight people haven't really 'overcomed' (overcame) or really achieved much in order to have pride.
You know what I mean? There hasn't been many obstacles straight people have to gone through [sic] for being straight in order to receive an achievement to have pride
in it. Were you killed in the street for being straight?
Were you stoned to death for being straight?
Are there multiple religion(s) telling people that straight people are the devil?
Are there multiple organization(s) built in the world off the purpose of making straight people feel like they shouldn't exist?
Straight Conversion Therapy? Are people constantly trying to tell you there's something wrong with you mentally because you're straight? I mean, I don't know, I'm gay
so I'm biased. I'm not saying you should feel bad for being straight. No goddammit.
But I just feel like there is a difference... I don't know maybe not, I'm biased, I'm gay bitch.
Should I mention that? I don't know if I screamed it in this video yet. Was that too serious?
Okay, I think I'm done with him, I think I'm done.
I mean, I'm not done looking at him, but I think I'm just like done...
Am I allowed? Let's do like one more video why don't we do something positive real quick? Let's do Eugene's coming out video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah!
I don't know if I can like fully show you that video or play like any of the music 'cause I don't know the copyright laws
behind of it, so I... I don't even know if I showed that.
What should we do? Who's this?
[music and wind]
Is he okay? Okay one more let's do... you, whatever.
[Never Gonna Give You Up]
"Why Pride Sucks." Okay, 'Leftists have taken control...' leftist? What is leftist? Why are there so many names? Who are leftists?
Who identifies as a leftist? Am I a leftist? Is that what I'm supposed to call myself? Is it a slur? I don't know the rules.
[music]
Yes, you can be proud and get married, have a family, you know gays can do that...too?
What do they think we do? What do you think we're like fighting for? Just to suck dick? I mean...
True! Science exists, bitch, it's been a lot of miraculous things. All you need is an egg and some sperm and a glass bowl
basically when it comes to these scientists.
"We should also be okay with family pride, the family is the bedrock of western civilisation and we should celebrate it."
Great we do, every day, 365 days a year.
I mean I wouldn't exist if someone tried to make a family let's let's be honest, you know
I wouldn't exist if like people didn't do some straight people shit, you know?
We celebrate that, y'know, I'm alive.
Having a traditional family it's always been celebrated, it has never not been celebrated.
There has not been a single day in the history of mankind
where having a traditional family has been looked down upon. Suddenly people were like 'hey
maybe we should also tell people that they can be proud of other things rather than
traditional families' and suddenly everything got thrown out the water, suddenly
we hate traditional families now because we wanna be happy being gay
sometimes. Like, when did it become like one or the other, like, why not both?
You know, there's a letter in LGBT+ for, you know, straight people. It's the A bitch.
It's the first letter in the alphabet: ally. We celebrate the straight people that accept us.
We're not gonna put people that hate us into that cat- like... we can't do that.
They're not gonna be a letter for people that hate us like that's weird. Were Nazis yelling about wanting to be
accepted into Jewish houses of worships?
No, right? [poop poop] Okay, I think I'm like done, I think I'm tired. Before I go here's some memes you guys sent me.
[Never Gonna Give You Up]
Great! Pride isn't just like a bunch of people shoving their sexuality down people's throats, Pride is more like a
demonstration to the world how our sexuality shouldn't matter, so we over push it 'cause we live in a world where it apparently does.
There are thousands of people being kicked out of their homes, living on the street, and dying because of who they are.
Which leads me into what I'm 'bout to say next: if you guys haven't noticed there might be a little donation button around me right now
I think it's below me. I'm not fully certain.
It might be next to me might, it might be above, most likely below because YouTube puts a lot of things below you now.
We love a good bottom. I'm going to use this time right now
to ask you guys to please donate. All proceeds for the donation button go straight to the LA LGBT Center,
who, actually this year, are celebrating their 50th anniversary
of service, which is like amazing actually!
The Los Angeles Media Center offers multiple services from like housing, employment, to even medical for the LGBT in the Los Angeles area and surrounding areas actually.
I have worked with them before. Your donations to LGBT Centers really do matter and really do make a change in people's lives.
Because of donations they actually just opened up an entire new Center in LA. Because of your donations and because of your public support, there are now
organizations, buildings, and groups dedicated to helping and changing the lives of people that really need it.
That's why Pride Month still exists. Comment down below. Do you like cheese?
Also, tell me if you donated! Honestly tweet at me, Instagram me. I might follow you,
I might stalk you or probably will definitely stalk you. Thank you guys so much for watching!
My upstairs neighbors sound like they just did a bunch of crack cocaine and are now bouncing off the walls
so I'm gonna go. My name is Mac. And don't forget to floss.
BWAAAA
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