top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye okay it's a soft
flight mode I guess we're not playing
with other people anymore my name is
jacksepticeye and welcome back to Norman
Reedus and his amazing fetus we're going
to continue on our story were exactly
where we left off last time leave
private room yes
oh no it's lethal weapon I mean die hard
hey have you had a chance to think it
over
chalk full of Corellia butts safer you
dooms guys to where that's all you need
to go forth and reconnect the world to
make us whole again I'm a porter I don't
care about connecting anything we're
making knots but I'll do what I have to
to help Amelie yeah
weird
[Music]
so what is dooms what skyrail IAM what's
a chiral network
what's anything what's a norman reedus
oh that's a norman reedus these carpets
the terminals families people built in
the towns and cities they pass through
on their journey west are called knots
ponytail time the infrastructure is
there but the Cairo network is offline
Zak Said's only capable of transmitting
voice communications sometimes wired
sometimes Wireless and a small amount of
data
so unless the necessary data stored
on-site our Cairo grams won't show up
Emily and the other bridges members
you've seen around the place are grams
generated with local data in case you
didn't know and I okay you've got to do
is find the knot and neck you're Cupid
and brain Cairo communications online
got it once you connect it to the
terminal you'll be able to initiate zero
time massive data transmission with the
UCA network and just like that you'll
reconnect us not only to each other but
to our past are you smelling it all the
lost and fragmented junk data will be
compiled and restored like bringing a
dinosaur back to life from a fossil ok
I'm glad you boiled it down with a
single sentence summary at the end
because I had no idea what you're
talking about 4.6 billion years of
history on earth all the wisdom and
knowledge we lost since the death
stranding will be ours again
my friend is how we'll beat this thing
well case you established Cairo
communications
i'm generating grams won't be an issue
you'll also be able to use cairo
printers can I print a friend won't be
long before we're able to send all kinds
of things through the wire accept
anything original or that's got a soul
nothing real just copies true huh
which is why we'll still need Porter's
like you before and after we're made
whole
we'll need men in the middle no rest for
the wicked huh
haha it's baby time it's big baby time
we'll give you the details at the
dispatch terminal make sure you check it
upstairs
drops waiting up there to look like
they've done some serious miles wait
hold on there's something I want you to
look into my blood seemed to set those
things off happen more than once set
them off
oh do you mean I don't know you took my
blood didn't you you tell me hmm all
right I'll see what I can do hmm
yeah they react to his blood for some
reason whenever the handprints would
land on it it would start sizzling time
to go a little baby wears mass mass
Mickelson rare you see you wait who's
that
yeah weird maybe they had a kid and he's
a scientist and he created the bridge
babies and that's like the first one and
they're all connected somehow
I don't know I'm spitballing theories as
we go
okay I was just doing that available
okay I find it hard to believe that in
this super crazy future world you
somehow still have first of all monster
energy are still around
apparently the apocalypse can't kill
them you also have a social media limit
even likes the things and everything is
given me legs have 666 likes right now
the devil himself but you can't figure
out how to send stuff to each other
better
nothing's automated if you send stuff
with robots then the BTS would never
show up because there's no car whatever
I don't know we'll see okay this menu is
super confusing I don't know I'm looking
at smart drug delivery I'm always
delivering drugs may contain information
critical to your success okay
Carragher condition less than 50% damage
so I'm not allowed get more than 50%
damage on the car ago that's fine I'm an
expert drug dealer mmm
okay as focuses this is a variation I
have to carry whatever smart drugs
oxytocin and delivering some like real
[ __ ] to George
baton
okay I can't be the only one who thinks
that this menu system is way too complex
right like I barely know what I'm
looking at half the time okay so I can
actually put it on my back I can attach
to my suit I have two things on my
shoulders then I can attach it to oh
there it is right there
I carry by hand or offload no I should
carry in my back yes the cargo
management menu can be accessed by
pressing the options to access the
cufflinks it allows you to decide where
and how to carry your cargo how well to
balance your load okay god this gets
whoa neat sir probably just carry it in
my back I'm figuring that they're not
gonna do too much to me right out the
gate
oh I've stuff on my sides as well on my
hips carry this in the back okay but I
put five ladders in oh I probably
shouldn't have done that should I
okay bridges boots I also have some
extra bridges boots you know what screw
it let's do it let's head out
I have my cargo I'm loaded up like a
pack mule
got coffee this is easier than carrying
my dad mom thank you
I'm a delivery man I can't wait until I
get my order to deliver pizza that's no
okay so I have the rope climbing anchor
I have my pea I have this okay
who's talking to me Oh bye guys i'ma
head out
me and my boots all right come on little
fetus all right where where am I going
I need to remove how do I remove this
marker it's still kind of showing some
of it okay let's let's just okay this is
super confusing let's just place a
waypoint I can put down where I want to
go and how I want to get there I'm
figuring I kinda want to go down along
this way so you'll go to like there we
go to here this is literally what the
game is by the way from what I've seen
this is all the game is so you either
going to be into it or you're not okay
that's good right
I'm already lost okay this is it right
pretty sure this is it yes okay good all
right I've had nope huh spongebob me I
i'ma head out what's saying this thing
by Nick Easton right what does it say I
can like it a bunch of times
oh yeah you almost broke a hundo
okay so I can put down my own sign oh I
want to put down something fun like her
scant liked there we go
Lakers get like y'all put down by
jacksepticeye if you find that you
better give me a billion likes all of
the stuff that I'm putting down in this
game you better give me a million
billion likes I need them otherwise how
was the series gonna continue if you
don't have likes we have nothing give me
likes or give me death
yes consider taking them to their
intended destination bridges IDs for
easy truck okay thank you you guys do an
awful lot of talking and here you go
again
and they're counting on you to deliver
okay got it that's that's a lot of
pressure okay I can make it across this
easy there we go fight the tight aah a
rising tide raises all ships here you go
what a legend I'm all tired all right uh
pick up at your hand and carry it on
back look at the size of me this is
unrealistic this is putting unrealistic
expectations on people how am I gonna
this is basically like when you told
your mother that you wanted to carry all
the bags in from from the shop and all
at once
she's like no just do it in different
orders I'm like okay whatever mom I'm
the best oh god I almost slow I need to
check the water to see if it's if it's
crossable oh there's raisin things here
does that mean beetee's
the sound is cool though
alright I'm hidden around my head
keep it up who are you talking to is
this where I'm going I think so yeah I
need to confirm yes how did he say that
I can offload all of my things cuz I
feel like I have too much on my back now
at once cargo there we go maybe I should
start offloading some of these things to
my sides select you a touch to suit yes
touch the right shoulder and then we'll
take another ladder attach the suit
attached to left shoulder there we go
perfecto that did not work I have to
confirm it there we go all right Jesus
Christ Sam so you wanna keep picking
[ __ ] up I need to be careful oh this is
tricky there's a lot of yeah attaboy
there's a lot of tricky terrain here for
our buddy Sam he's gonna get ruined with
the help of us what yes
oh god there's momentum to everything I
can't just stop
oh god I don't think I should I pick up
this one I should produce pick up
everything shouldn't I carry on back why
not I have the weight of the world on my
back now if only I had a donkey or
something with me what is this thing I
almost beat my record I need to get over
I need to get over a hundred what is
what does the terminal do I see you
brought in some lost cargo hmm feel free
to submit it here for processing if you
come across any more while out on a run
and don't think you can carry it to its
destination you can always put it in
storage Oh it'll be safe and secure
until another Porter comes along to
finish the job
even if it has to pass through a dozen
more hands before it arrives you can
rest easy knowing you did your part so
we can actually offload it to somewhere
and then other players can pick it up
and bring it the rest of the distance
that's cool interesting and continuing
the delivery of lost cargo so it all
depends on what I get for delivering
cargo because if I put this in here and
then somebody else gets a bunch of stuff
for delivering it but I get nothing if
first cargo has taken to a facility
other than its intended destination the
following options can be selected in
trust I love resubmit the character at
the facility and entrust its delivery to
another player don't interest do not
submit to cargo keeping it on your
person in order to deliver it yourself
that's a neat idea I like that because
the idea of the game is to bring people
together and create strands so I'm
curious that in a year's time when this
game is out
be messages and cargo and ladders and
bridges and all this stuff just lying
around all over the game world because
it's empty now so wondering if it's
better to play the game now or in a year
when everybody's populated the world
that's fascinating let's do like three
but again did I get likes okay should I
Oh care go has been too interested to
another player just pass on your
problems to somebody else all right
miscellaneous I still don't really know
what I'm doing
I didn't get rid of all my ladders today
no after sending likes you'll have to
wait a while before you can give more
likes to that same object or individual
oh okay that exists there's another
thing right here though can I just
deliver the rest of the stuff to this
hold on I have to go grab all this it's
my destiny it's my purpose as a porter
but this is the stuff that I'm talking
about you guys are gonna have to let me
know if you want to see all of this for
the first few episodes that's fine
because we're figuring out the game loop
and how it works but you guys are gonna
have to let me know if you want to see
this type of stuff or if you want to
just get more of the story
I can see this being a very divided game
though some people will love the sort of
exploring aspect and figuring things out
and just kind of meditating out in the
wild
hey I get it you want me to use your
damn letter
this dude's very proud of his letters I
don't need a crypto byte or whatever
they're called good out Niki's I'm
activate your terminal again okay make
delivery deliver lost cargo all right I
can select multiple there so only the
stuff that I've picked up can I actually
get rid of I can't get rid of anything
else so I can't actually get rid of my
writers if I wanted to that's good oh
I'm so speedy again let me go baby
I'm an animal we got out here whoo time
fall
I mean again that's kind of cool what is
this what are you to make a crystal see
this type of thing this is super cozy
just running out in the wild I have I
have a soft spot for being out in the
rain with like a hood up or sitting
under a tree or just rain in general
maybe it's because I'm from Ireland and
that's all we have what happened time
photo accelerates faster time than
anything you touch is supposed to sample
runs where's cargo containers less
impact resistant okay oh god oh god be
teased
oh okay so the closer to the coast of
them I am the more the thing blinks oh
god it's so tense this game is gorgeous
okay last time I didn't do very well
with this what is this emergency gas
fuel oh my god
oh jesus oh jesus oh Jesus
okay okay I'm gonna hold my breath and
go this way oh man
but the time for lands plants grow and
die together disconnected from chiral
network oh no that sounds awful
okay okay okay okay I'm going this way
I'm gonna just head up the mountain then
cuz this seems like a bad time back
there oh man
okay maybe there's a way around them oh
it's so tense that's that's really neat
I like that
okay sometimes my karat gold blocks
where the hell my
audre deck is a camera where he's called
I'm just going to call you flappy you
cool with that flappy okay awesome you
don't get a choice I don't know what all
these crystals are do I need a thing to
be able to get them later on okay I'm
running because I'm nowhere near them
anymore
okay look at that this I love this type
of visual imagery this sort of like
really clean technology look that they
have the way the suits look in this game
the way containers look the way
everything looks visually is really
striking and honoré that but they chose
like Icelandic territory is really cool
to look at it almost looks like you're
on Venus or Mars or somewhere I mean
it's very those planets look a lot like
Earth and some of the like drone footage
that you see with this type of stuff in
the distance like this type of structure
just looks cool it's so futuristic but
it's so realistic at the same point I
don't know what I'm trying to say but I
have a very strong emotional connection
to this type of visual imagery it's like
oh my god this is a stupid idea
oh my things actually have rust on them
no that's
okay okay we're gonna have to shift or
Unni some of this cuz this is not gonna
work can I carry can I carry you on my
god I can carry it in my hand can't
carry the other one in your hand it's
like good or bad they don't know oh wait
you have to confirm it that's sort of
annoying
okay I can't I'm mega slow okay we're
gonna have to figure this out this is
part of their the stuff as well let's oh
I can just okay move to back and move to
back all right
oh and if you're near stuff it shows up
in the caracal menu anyway that's cool I
don't actually have to have it on me as
long as I'm near it
okay I can't attach to suit so I'm going
to have to start attaching this stuff to
my suit
all right attach at No
dang it yeah we're going to do this okay
okay we're at a hundred and five kilos
you're carrying a hundred and five kilos
on you okay we might have to dump one of
the gases ooh
I can use a ladder though right let's do
that
a latter time flat or time come on grab
your friends okay what's place
epic I may have to place another one Oh
God
can i let's scan this to see how hard it
is to get up this it's not impossible
lads but that's a place another ladder
good night
oh look nice one here there we go
everyone's gonna like that everyone's
going to come along and be like man that
jacksepticeye fella has something going
on that lines the smart lad okay there
we go I have to get up there oh I
probably go this way
just keep hunkering down lights and
you'll make it this just won't be what
sprinting going on you are going to be
monstrous after this Sam you want to be
an absolute [ __ ] unit okay easy does
it easy does it not in the water for
long yes I know you can also get
mechanical eggs after this or like an
excellent that you can put on that helps
you just move faster god okay we're
probably just gonna have to hunker this
down until we get here this is like her
ago but I was going to say that the
imagery reminds me of the I talked about
this when I played Abzu you're talking
to yourself man I'm doing good Sam how
about you the Simon's stolen heart
paintings are stuff that reminds me of
this I have a couple of them in my house
that this sort of like natural stuff
meets futuristic II structures it's
really cool so visually this game is a
10 out of 10 so far sound design 10 out
of 10 as well
hi it's me
turtleman I can't wait until I find
Conan O'Brien or Jeff Keeley in the game
make delivery deliver a requested cargo
we'll do that one first all cargo is
required to be delivered to the order it
can be completed okay confirm oh I did
it okay again the menu is very confusing
thank you
for us the oxytocin update the edge off
and that'll be a big help the heroin
will really take the edge off will help
me sleep at night when I can't remember
well my own face looks like it's
pronounced PlayStation idiot
cool how many likes it again this is
awesome I got a good rank
what's increasing on this I have a
massive spike on into miscellaneous I
don't know if that's good or not dead
dead no and what they just sent you out
on your own oh god sorry I couldn't acts
by accident this is every W one thing
Porter's come through time to time but
can't can't down there buckaroo
is this the Cupid there's a lot of
terminology coming at you like Cleopatra
oh that was a chunky sound oh that was a
meaty bad boy that was awesome
ooh sound design [ __ ] top-notch brah
brah
[Music]
Rhonda grid America's coming back on
lane play station west following
structure can now be constructed using
the PCC I don't even know what a PCC is
I hardly know where the officers have
been a delivery terminals fabricate
equipment make delivery yeah
fabricating equipment is something that
I'm really into I want to make a pike I
want to make special legs and I want to
make that little thing that you could
put the cargo on that you bring around
behind you and that it floats on the
ground
nice this area is now connected to the
Carroll network enabling you to see an
access of the player structures which
means you'll get to see Amelie in person
that is really something me I've never
met her only senior holo-message is back
when I was with the first expedition
well anyway you best be careful on the
road there's some bad people out there
more than good some say but I don't need
to tell you that oh thank you Sam by
bringing that weigh station into the
Cairo Network you've put it in direct
contact with those of us back here in
capital not City right
what's next west of the weigh station
are a couple of structures our previous
expedition put in place and beyond them
is your next destination court not City
it's on the shore or casas T that formed
after the first void out your objective
is to link up port and capital not but
to do that you'll need to utilize our
facilities as additional weight points
they'll be essential for establishing a
stable connection given the distance we
need to cover we're looking at using a
distribution center and a power station
as to which you should head for first
start with a distro center we've got
some cargo that needs delivering anyway
check the nearby delivery terminal to
pick it up okay I mean again don't get
me wrong I note that this is what the
game is but it feels a bit weird that
I'm doing this as one person out on my
own like a pack mule instead of bringing
a car or more people Hank thanks to the
increase in network capacity HQ is now
in a position to provide you with
additional materials and support should
prove useful okay I don't need to do
that yet I need to deliver lost cargo
and you get these [ __ ] gas tanks off
my back
this was also not that far from where I
was maybe they're just trying to
condense the world to make it seem like
it's bigger I could all that
miscellaneous people think of you as a
porter who can be relied upon for basic
orders but with time and effort you may
one day be recognized as a true legend
I'm gonna be a legend
you guys better watch out the legend is
coming the legend with the links you
can't spell legend without leg you have
reached miscellaneous grade 10 you will
now receive more likes oh hell yeah do
my Twitter and Instagram I'm gonna pop
off fabricate equipment what can i
fabricate ladders Thank You pcc's can be
used to build structures but be aware
that doing so will use up some of the
chiral bandwidth available to you
structures can be shared with other
players once built prepare structure
build structure okay
post box up post box has to be used to
return lost cargo or entrust cargo okay
should I build one yes how do i how do I
commit to this there we go
fabricate this equipment yes I put it on
my back
oh it's tidy no I will confirm okay cool
orders for Sam rare metal delivery to
the weigh station ok so I should I
should probably just do these then right
accept orders yes okay I'm starting to
understand the menu system a little more
you'll need to use a PCC it goes without
saying but if you're not already
carrying a PCC you want to fabricate I
have one they say my first brodeo okay
orders accepted I I have one are you
gonna make me build another one oh god
oh god oh god hang on tool rack
okay let's hang this one on a tool rack
as well can i god I didn't realize that
so much stuff ah
Samwise what are we gonna do we're gonna
fall over so many times this one down
here yep alright cool I think I built
too many PCCs for this you know what
that's Ghostly you can never have too
much of a good thing but you can
everything in moderation I'm the best
little delivery boy you guys are lucky
to have me what would you do if I wasn't
here you don't starve and die but no
Norman Reedus will free us with its
fetus
okay this is this is a bad idea okay I
should have gone down here can I can I
just fall am I gonna break everything
hmm
don't break the cargo oh you know how
basketball players say ball is life for
Sam Kara go his life okay go go go go ah
frickin Tyne fall again really time fall
sucks I'm just like I'm just like Sam
ways from Lord of the Rings he was a
pack mule for Frodo I'm gonna bring the
wand ring to Mordor they headed east
though not West got the open world and
this is really [ __ ] big here yes
whoa
so PCC stood for pretty cool
chiral Network hell yeah
is awesome doing so good and I like my
own thing and feel good about myself cuz
I'm a great [ __ ] there's no one else
playing the game right now anyway god
the scenery is so nice this is
everything I wanted and like in a game I
like this stuff okay so we need to head
to the distribution center so I'm gonna
put a marker down on that one
hi some ways are you ready for a journey
we're gonna long distance though I think
it tells you how long it's gonna take
actually 1366 meters I don't know how
long it'll take
plot route okay
can I remove the marker on this one I'm
sure just remove it when I got to it
anyway
oh the road again thank you we'd get on
the road again Sam is an absolute
powerhouse I like him a lot okay I'm up
I'm gonna do a cheeky one here can I can
I pee
he's gonna pee I'm doing it I'm peeing
Oh video games have come so far look
everybody I'm pissing oh yeah it's all
that monster energy you've been drinking
no where are you going
good lord you just start walking forward
I mean a mushroom my pee makes mushrooms
that's epic
alright go Sam notice you've no pee in
you you're much later you should be able
to fly along this I wonder should I
cross and go down on that side probably
can I can I see on my map which is
better yeah that's better
or is it yeah I'm gonna have to cross
somewhere here anyway
okay but I kind of like this I thought I
would hate this like trying to figure
out how to get across stuff and planning
my routes and trim to canteen to restore
stamina do I need to okay yeah but then
you gonna have to pee again but I
thought I would hate all of this
planning and management and trying to
get from A to B and figure things out
but honestly it's kind of nice it's not
gonna be for everybody a lot of people
are gonna hate this
but I like just being in the world and
running along and doing my thing that is
not good
that's stupid Sam what did you do baby
tell him yell at him
okay what does the floaty stuff mean I
thought that that would mean those be
teased nearby but it seems to be around
these crystals are they be teased hey
there's a there's a post box thingy down
here I can at least get rid of one thing
Hugo den RA is that a real person or not
I don't know yet I don't know it's real
people and what's stuff just generated
by the inks it's gonna have to have some
stuff generated by the game to show you
how it works
oh come on we gotta beat a hundred yeah
ten
okay we're going all the way down there
oh my god there's so many things can i
scan from here no good god alright
i'ma head out I thought that was a post
box but it wasn't this is some tricky
terrain coming up here Sam boy
doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
what are some of the missions have you
just like walking in one direction for
making our I mean we've been recording
for a long time and this one oh god
what's happening what are you doing to
me why why is happening what is this
thing what happened oh god Sam people
trying to kill us
oh Jesus I'm a nice lad though I'm only
trained to deliver stuff that's creepy
shouldn't have stood next to it how does
it go what's this oh god it's gonna get
pinged again here don't do it don't do
it ah shite
yes stinky okay okay we're heading up
this way Sam I don't care how we get
there now I just want to get attacked a
news on my Kara go I've worked very hard
get your own stuff
yes stinky smooth brains Oh God fall
over ah Christ ooh maybe hiding tall
grass but that would still leave me kind
of too close to them Oh shite Oh shite
Oh God Oh God oh this is the riskiest
move of the day good careful Sam careful
careful there's a lot of knobbly huh
Belize Oh God
I dead right exact same mood okay just
take it slowly because the character
kind of moves on his own a little bit
cuz he has so much weight on his back
that he's been pulled in different
directions so I have to kind of
counteract that every now and then I've
got there's pingy things everywhere it's
one down here too okay okay okay okay
easy does it it's like trying to guide a
pony in a whale at the same time [ __ ]
am I going in the right direction okay
we're still going over this way
go go go
Evan Oh
BT's huh
any water or other anytime folder or
other water that comes into contact with
a canteen is absorbed and filtered
making it safe for you to drink
oh so the time fall actually helps as
well wait I'm at 7:59 in my canteen
though it's not going up does that mean
I should just jump into the water every
now and then that's neat I'm just gonna
say it I think this game is awesome I'm
having a great time mainly because I
just have a a giant erection for this
type of scenery and like the the fog
that kind of hangs over everything
giving it that look it's really
realistic come on charge baton this
one's for you George yeah that's good
okay let's deliver some lost cargo at
least nice we can get that off our backs
I'm a very trustworthy guy if you guys
need fuel or drugs
I'm the lad to give it to you just come
contact jack and Sam which is perfect
because the septic guy is named Sam it
all worked out okay he doesn't
so these things need to go to capital
not City anyway I'm kind of hidden that
way should I put stuff in a shared
Locker then and then pick it up when I
get closer I'm not really sure how that
works here it's so cool beep watch the
rocks II
Oh God bTW time are we away from the BTS
Rhonda McDonald hey slow down there Sam
what is it's a ghost I'm giving some
legs anyway Rhonda Oh Ron I got you
almost up to 200
okay we don't have to go through this
song and dance every time I get it Oh
God
you're doing this on purpose game put me
straight through BT territory and all
the cars are destroying everything
that's crazy
no can you could you move some of this
cargo around there Sam can you be a
little smart about it which one is which
this one yeah take that off and attach
it to the suit there you go now wait you
have to hold confirm you don't need to
hover over confirm using to hold X much
better
Oh God
oh Jesus
okay I'm gonna drink some of my canteen
to get some of my stamina back this [ __ ]
get scary because you really start
feeling like okay my cargo is very
precious I really need to take care of
it okay okay we're very close to one
okay got it I feel like I have to hold
my actual breath
okay okay easy does it slow and steady
slow and steady okay okay
okay okay keep them behind you or not
okay this green one I'm gonna pick up
but not the other one the other ones way
too big we're getting quite heavy now as
well the other one I don't even think I
would be able to pick up oh my god
[ __ ] [ __ ] Oh God super close I'm
actually holding my breath okay okay
it's back over there somewhere
okay we should be out of it very soon oh
I can see through that rock that's a bug
okay okay okay that was intense
thank Christo oh is it just broken he
doesn't look so hot but they can be
restored I can perform the necessary
maintenance a distribution center hurry
though you guys just want me to go
everywhere be your [ __ ]
Bibi is suffering from auto-texts it Tex
Mia or something Autotech see man don't
blame him
she was rough Oh God okay what happened
how did you fall over just standing
still they were heading this way
yeah no okay we're almost there baby
hold on little fella well that my sweet
little Norman fetus okay I think it's
big ladder time don't often reach all
the way across that though
that doesn't help at all yeah dude I'm a
genius
Oh head to the big boat building yes
okay got it
he just needs a little help every now
and then I can't blame him we all need a
little help now and then oh I can only
carry that in hand okay
let's see if I can move this stuff
attached to suit there we go
so everything's balanced and nice God
okay
that didn't really help me getting over
here okay you can do it you can do it
just don't go in the red oh good good
the currents taking me
we're flying everybody we're just a
little way down at the moment and all we
need to do is get to there and then
we're good but how do we get across
there's no fjords okay ooh that's a lot
of deep water hey let's check the map
and see if there was a better place to
cross
yeah probably right there okay I'm gonna
have to keep going further down
cuz I won't be able to cross here by you
I'd be fickt okay I constantly need to
hold l2 and r2 know cuz I'm Way too over
encumbered there's the wind firm that's
awesome
look at it in the distance this is one
of the cooler open worlds I've seen but
for like the contents in it but for the
visual aspect of it I know I keep
talking about it but I can't help it
it's awesome it's awesome
I think so mountainous yeah all right
there Sam you holding in hope so I know
it's a lot but we'll get there in the
end and you'll be happy for it I am
slowly running out of stamina each time
I walk though by holding on to
everything so I'm just hoping to get up
here and cross over with a ladder and
then we'll be okay
it's all cardio baby feel it in your
thighs feel that burn it's good huh get
through it's that push through only 500
more rats if not more I feel his pain no
no music has played for a while that's
kind of neat I haven't uploaded the
first episode yet so I don't know if it
got claimed or not I wonder if a lot of
youtubers will have problems with it
there's no option to turn down music or
anything either or like turn copyrighted
music off like some games okay can mile
a day is the only one I have left so we
have to make it count yes that's a long
boy
anybody uses this in the game you better
appreciate it a hundred million likes
it'll also be interesting to see players
like figure out the fastest routes for
things to help each other out cam down
baby no no no don't go in Oh none of its
yellow oh we're fine nice okay
crouch for a second can we drink our
canteen we filled up our canteen cuz we
went through water need someone s
stamina bag why he does it not all go up
still missing a chunk I guess we'll
never know
I'm gonna joint VAP pipe
this type of running around a so far
hasn't gotten that bad but I do wonder
if there's just like 15 hours of this be
very curious also I guess those guys
don't mess with the BTS because they
don't have dooms so they can't sense
them and they'll just run into them by
accident all the time you also don't
have bb's little bridge baby boys my
sweet little bouncy baby bridge baby boy
who saw lightening up sit down rainbow
that's a cool signifier that BTS are in
the area but also why I'm here
scan me Sam Porter bridges beginning Sam
uh I'm here I'm here
Oh have you add this is like when you
reach a bonfire in Dark Souls
you're like oh finally get rid of all
the carrot oh uh oh I don't have any so
we don't and sorry that they're a little
rushed it some might fault that the time
fall falls everywhere oh yeah I do this
because I care thank you I'm a legend
you heard it here first
jacksepticeye is a legend give me all
those links blossom I need the likes for
my self-esteem and ego to make myself
feel good oh yes look at them all going
thank you no problem I want to hear this
chunky fat boy sound again listen to it
wait for it oh that's some transformers
[ __ ] the LEM I love that nice I don't
know what it's doing but I'll vote
anyway cool I've half of American
covered already as always thanks for
bringing more folks into the UCA no
problem thank you for calling and just
saying that really bolsters my
confidence in myself new interview data
acquired mules and drone syndrome bridge
babies time for what I'm trying to
explain death training to people you're
just saying okay mules and drone
syndrome alright bridge babies time fall
Sam dooms beach things be teased upside
down rainbow tiny baby you get it and
you options been added to delivery
terminals recycle ooh hell yeah I did
that that was me there he's now
connected to the chiral network so the
carnal network is how you connect to
other players playing the game
think of it as our way of returning the
favor
Thank You Henry Cavill that to them okay
am I not able to deliver any of this
other stuff oh now I can I just needed
to deliver that one first I can't bring
it to edge not City but I told her you
want to we're still quite a distance
away from there and I'm gonna pick up a
bunch more [ __ ] along the way so I just
need those likes right now give me give
me that give me that
oh I have a big spike in delivery volume
my little dudes getting legs recycle
cargo to produce new materials ooh
resin metals metals resins let's do that
okay can I not Oh
I don't know what's going on Oh Kyra go
to recycle oh okay I did it
there we go oh so much lighter can you
believe that stuff is just lying around
I just found that and now we can break a
brand new dog yeah she's dead
sorry bro are the chiral crystals new
materials are not available with
distribution centers wouldwould ok
fabricate equipment unable to fabricate
a car printer interface could not be
detected I fine I'll go rest the private
room first
my baby's upset I need to feed him now
you gonna go breastfeed my baby as
Norman Reedus I know your name is Sam
but you will always be Norman to me
funny he had a crossbow in this game
thank you no baby who's my good bouncy
little baby bridge baby boy stress
easily address if we return it to its
mother's womb mother located in the
capital not City I see you bring that of
course he means still mother correct a
steal mother's womb facilitates a
connection between the worlds of the
Dead and the Beebe and you in turn
connect yourself to a baby granting you
the ability to sense Petey's okay these
pods were designed to simulate the
conditions inside a still mother's womb
babies need to believe that they're in
one at all times to function properly
however we can only maintain this
deception for so long which is why we
must periodically update the
environmental data by synchronizing it
with a steel mother via the chiral
Network gotcha
there the update is in progress right
now the body is synchronizing with the
steel mother in capital Nazi I'm
updating the firmware on my babies based
on the latest data returning your BB to
the womb in this manner will temporarily
reduce its stress levels that being
where it technically belongs of course
so cute hi Abby
now try adjusting to the oxytocin dosage
after toxemia steady much lower for now
on you giving him oxytocin you should
remember that babies are just equipment
trying not to get attached each one has
been physically removed from its steel
mother's wound a process that renders
them unpredictable and prone to failure
no BP on record has remained in service
for over a year it may need to be
retired before this expectation is over
you're saying there's no way to keep my
baby alive you must understand there is
still a great deal we don't know about
babies as we expand the chiral Network
and recover more past data perhaps we'll
find our answers oh right
you asked me to look into why the BTS
might be reacting to your blood
I spoke with Hartman we should have your
results soon anyway get some rest
you and your BP are both exhausted good
night Sam just like that he's gone like
magic
well disappearing guillermo del toro oh
that's cute also kind of messed up that
I'm gonna have to destroy that baby
before the end of it that does not look
very comfortable well then it does
really feel though like oh I'm finally
here I can get some rest
London Bridge is falling down my thought
you run the beach Sam
can you see me how are things over there
still not under guard still not chained
up still can't leave but if you can keep
making connections if you can get to me
we can go back east back home
thank you I mean that it's bad there are
fewer and fewer people in the cities
these days no one's having children
anymore but humans aren't made for
living alone they're supposed to come
together to help one another
and if we as a people can't do that if
we can't reconnect then well it's like
Bridget said extinction God rebuilding
America isn't gonna get rid of the bt's
long as they're still around there's no
escaping it but at least we'll have hope
oh boy hope
I'll be waiting Sam
waiting for you
come and find me man where does
everybody do that to me for a game all
about bringing people together it sure
does
paint a nice picture of no one ever
actually being here it's like we need to
rebuild and bring everybody together but
everyone talks to me through Holograms
Norman Reedus just winked at me at me
not you
he winked at me specifically I'm the
best boy from Norman yeah get that
readers put Norman
you take the sample with you should the
opportunity arise try using it on a BT
I'm curious to see how they react uh who
knows it may even prove beneficial to
you there was an old research paper
detailing the effects of bodily fluids
from individuals like cars on BTS it is
only by recovering these materials that
we can unearth the knowledge of the past
not just a death stranding but also the
mystery of your body's unique properties
and even our dooms affliction there may
well be hope for Humanity Sam I have no
interest in rebuilding America I want to
recover the past okay oh it's almost
time after you make your connections and
nothing happens then what dude I think
he hung up on you I said then what cool
everyone's so nice to me what if okay
today I'm gonna talk again first sorry
to bother you while you're taking a
break but I figured you'd want to hear
this no maybe it'll help me rest easier
we received a number of messages
addressed to you I'm not taking alo
myself but I gather they're mostly from
your clients you should see if they
contain any useful information mail can
be accessed by your cuff links as well
as the terminal in your private room
there's something else I'd like to share
with you
it's my poetry Network we now have the
power to reclaim our past data once
thought lost forever from every corner
of America can be pieced back together
from fragmented records our archives are
still a work in progress of course but
as we expand the network and integrate
more weigh stations and cities we'll be
able to recover more and more
information
such as the previous expeditions logs
and reports everything they sent back
was lost when central not city was
destroyed
now we've managed to restore some
already in fact you can access them from
a private room terminal or your cuff
links by selecting archives might make
for interesting reading
got you hey Norman do I not have to take
the thingy with me or did you just take
it anyway as you wanna see a theory of
mine now is that what if the bebés that
thing of mass Mickelson looking at the
bb's what if that person lying on the
ground Lisa yeah I know what if Lisa is
the still mother who's stuck there and
all her purpose is is to have babies
what if they have a character who's just
stuck there reproducing these bridge
babies over and over and over again that
would be kind of messed up that's why we
keep seeing mattes Mickelson or his
character a hammer what his character's
name is cliff okay let's go to the mail
by Japan Hancock
sorry Sam bad news thanks it's living
those rare metal Sam everyone at the
disk those said Disko Center really
appreciate you come through for us I'm
afraid you got some bad news for you
though that bike you saw outside its
battery's dead you'll have to give it
some juice if you want to use it I don't
even see it only needed to do it once
though Auto charger should kick in after
sorry we got your hopes up and I've got
some more bad news for you too sad emoji
face you see different facilities have
to work together sharing materials so
everyone gets what they need and to make
sure that everything that's produced
gets the proper use that's why you guys
some earn without porters the whole
system falls apart whole world even
anyway there's this guy George Bataan
over at the weigh station used to be
reliable border bla bla bla even when he
does agree to make a run he's liable to
lose half his load on Rosi yet okay so
pick up his load
there he is more than oxy Sam the man's
our Savior things are looking up here at
the weigh station everything feels
better somehow okay I'm
all of this soon you Sam you're not
scared about anything right
so go show us how it's done okay so it's
just a little miscellaneous information
okay what are my orders
I have no orders awesome day off
interviews okay again I don't want to
read these just yet because they
probably have important information
about the game and everything but I
don't want to bog down too much of the
episode just about reading because a lot
of the game is just cutscenes and
sitting around and waiting for things to
happen so I want to keep there I want to
keep it moving and going forward later
all we might read a bunch of them just
to get more information on what the
world is all about whoa baby
what's up my bouncy baby little bridge
baby boy
there's a woman in the man's done
nothing but like mmm the pot thickened
like fine soup I still think that mass
Mickelson's character is like the dad of
all the B B's it's about managing your
bb stress levels and reducing the risk
about to talk semuc attacks there are a
few things you can do if your BP starts
showing signs of distress such as such
as take a moment to look after it
cradle the paw gently rocket that sort
of thing before I answer that something
wrong when i hook up my BB I see things
what kind of things like a face someone
I don't know calling to me there's this
room to with other people talking but I
can't make out the words you're
mistaking the VP's memories for your own
hmm they're false flashbacks nothing
more let me explain
a BB is harvested from its steel mother
at around 28 weeks and placed in a pod
to be clear this is before it's even
born the procedure halts its development
but even at 28 weeks its sensory systems
have matured enough to process external
stimuli it is more than capable of
encoding this information into memories
which can bleed into yours via your
connection so who is the man I saw
someone from the medical team maybe or a
BB technician does it matter the BB has
been in circulation for a while now it's
been handled by a lot of people should I
know which one made an impression yes
you're the expert
no one's an expert Sam bee bees were
developed decades ago in secret they're
your quintessential black boxes we may
use them that we don't truly understand
them
believe me have been trying to learn
more but almost all of old records are
gone if I find anything out I'll tell
you all right dead man's honor cool
thanks dad man
okay ah hi so cute I'm a dad now it's at
28 weeks how long is a normal pregnancy
how many weeks is a pregnancy term 40
weeks
so 28 weeks very early on
I'll think about it sounds dangerous
I live for danger cover Carl printer
interface it's not that fer yeah I'll do
that the problem bud
and collection Carl crystals sure what
else am I going to save the world
watchtower schematic to your PC see if
you don't have it on you consider
fabricating one never know when you'll
need to recon an area man so can other
people then see my see my watch towers
and stuff you can just plant watch
towers all over the game - so many PC
sees now
let's kind of condescending
condescending he was like you got all
that hmm he was like I'll take it from
here and then he explained it like a
toddler back in the world there's the
bike that they were talking about smell
that hair smells good huh whoa
300 3000 likes hey cuz of the bike
that's guys like stinky I want to leave
one what can I leave something that
doesn't work something that's funny to
go along with this he left a not happy
face I want to leave something dang I
want to leave do not use
[Music]
I really want to get on it free to use
weight and I said do not use dammit
melanca let me give you likes anyway
gotcha collect at least one CG of Carl
Kristen we don't have to go that far
then to do the rest
alright I'm gonna make a watchtower here
just cuz you keep telling me to and I
want to
so let's know this one switch structure
oh yeah bill Dutch is ja hope
so big
go little peace easy go no it's not
ready I'm looking at it now printing
Wow look at all those chickens there's
so much to see so much to do what is
this sandal weed what can I make new
boots okay what does this tell me to do
BT area west of capital not City collect
/ retrieve okay what's that I have to do
with this one just collect chiral
crystals that's that one alright I did
that though do I actually have to go
into the area to do it or can I just
come back already and complete it
just a bit further than that because
technically I'm in BT area already
because it's raining no no that's red I
can technically go across that all right
pick up this one and we will head back
and see what's what come on Sam run
you're faster than that slow boy slow
stinky boy
oh yeah [ __ ] this indeed Sam let's get
out of here Mike sucks
maybe they'll accept this and I can just
go on to the next mission
they better accept my love I really want
that bike so I need to just get a
battery for it it's a little different
but do the exact same thing okay so let
me to recycle do I have to recycle the
crystals maybe put in a hundred what I
did
so this was shut up in the dudes face
when the body all freaked out in the
cutscene that's how I do bro I'm a
crystal maniac 4/20 is awesome
Benjamin Hancock has provided design
data for the following container reap
prepare spray oh yeah I can spray
containers to repair them Oh
excess caramel crystals can be deposited
in any facility they'll be out of the
store selling sinks it seems your
connection level is increasing as your
connection level increases larger
quantities of resources will be made
available to you at our facilities the
brain distribution center west of
Cavanaugh City following hologram data
bridge is Garrett macho gain access to a
level two or higher structure and select
Customize structure what why are you
being confusing even awarded the title
of skilled handler can you need to
strive for greater recognition
everyone's gonna be so psyched about me
it's going to be like yo that sound the
skill handler a legend
that's container repair spray for
patching up cargo containers good for
dealing with time fall degradation and
all that useful stuff of you and your
cargo have been through the wringer
we've added it to your supplies list so
it's readily available if and when you
need it move to carry-on bag I'll bring
one of them with me
I'll offload one of the I'll offer to
pcc's I don't think I really need them
right now some head no anymore be sure
to collect it you'll be well if you come
into more Cairo crystals you can submit
them at one of our facilities and you
can deposit other resources too along
with any items you don't need everything
has its value what we don't use as is
can be broken down into components for
R&D and other applications okay okay
the weird men have stopped talking to me
now I know Fricker tweetly damn it okay
I'm gonna put this on my soup I'll put
it on my right shoulder cuz it looks
good there I'm a container repair spray
I'm gonna put that on my hip
nope I keep forgetting that I have to
actually confirm it cuz at least this
way I need something to pick up on the
way always goes on my back so I need to
free a backspace immediately all right
where is this other area I need to get
you down here okay let's let's just
place a marker there
whether his restrictions lifted
let's wait further away than it looks it
looked like it was right next to me and
then I need to go up there oh btw
territory I'm back there's BT territory
and or there's BT territory simple as
that
but be careful these guys are armed if
this goes sideways be ready to fight
dude I have two arms I'm twice as armed
as them I can attack smashy smashy let's
take that kick your face off all right
so I can put a remove this remove this
where's the other America's ahead
whatever I need to get to this
that's what the post box is what's it
Sam no yours just slipping grip strands
the strands can be used to quickly and
silently render enemies unconscious
oh I think just like huh I can stealth
some you guys are gonna get garroted
from the Hitman really wish I had that
bike though that would've been honto
epic I get it little menu you can go
away now I figured it out do a little
scan make a little love and get down
tonight
there ain't bad boys in the area the
number of kind of crystals in your
possession is displayed at the bottom of
your cufflinks map okay your blood level
beat me stress over yourself okay what's
my Footwear durability okay I'm not even
half done you
these boots are definitely made for
walkin okay I'm gonna be careful anyway
cuz I'm scared of these guys postbox
ya Meyerson rocks I got you over 500
I almost got she's a 600 Meyerson rocks
you should you should be thankful this
isn't the one this is a stinky one you
put down it's not my mission my missions
all the way over there
stinky big stinky postbox it sure it's
helpful for somebody but not for me
right now
you tricked me okay there's one of those
scanner dudes right there oh okay
yah mule drop-side so rarely deserted so
remaining undetected is key too late I
think the older knees can meet okay okay
it's fine
all I have to do is get over there it's
a dis ladder and then I'm good I don't
know where they are
oh there's one
just let my strand out nope that's the
wrong thing nope oh you're going down
buckaroo Oh imma get you Oh imma get you
how do I know how to do it there you go
yeah dude everybody was coming through
fighting and I'm awesome
suck it Batman big stinky brain there we
go
no one is a match for Norman Reedus and
his amazing fetus sneaky cry it sneaky
sneaky where are the bad guys are they
around me dude there's so many sliders
around okay I think that there might be
some guys in here
or not hello it's me Norman Reedus
Oh God that was one that was one I
didn't realize that oh he was hidden in
plain sight
ouch BB stress level increasing world
yeah he doesn't see me he doesn't see me
he doesn't know where I am
he doesn't know where I am he lost me oh
hell yeah the place of badass
heavy-metal music were okay we're hidden
baby baby it's fine baby it's fine
soothe there we go
I'm just gonna shake you around to where
you have to shake you this for us
calm down baby there you go there you go
nice and gently does it
there you go there you go BB looks happy
okay well as long as BB looks happy
that's fine
let's could you not chase me I'm a
single dad I'm trying my best ever
bouncing baby small baby bridge boy I
can't be getting mixed up with the likes
of you guys gin ginger boy oh boy okay
okay so SMU boots and s ladder Smule
boots and Slatter oh it stopped oh okay
good
do I still have my strand equipped I do
all right what's this guy do it oh god
oh god he's coming back
oh god let's let her stop perfect
perfect time music stop doing things
you're scaring me and my baby you're
scaring the children ah feck the other
ones gonna see me yeah one's gonna see
me
whoa run army run oh please in the heavy
metal guitar bro he's got something oh
ouch all right all right that does it
there you go
freedom up burnin his ass got your
wallet
ha-hi you can't run either cuz you're
not his coolest norman fetus yep yes
okay
shut up lethal weapon man I had a very
tough day today I had to go up against
some big bad baby boys and I didn't like
it whoa wait is this all the stuff
that's happening in storage what do I
need to take
I don't know okay return materials I
think that's it I think those are sue oh
the ones that the hearts on them oh okay
got it
auto arrange car what do i how do I put
them on back okay carry on back there we
go all right good
it's a little confused oh but I'm
getting there I'm gonna get a phone call
from somebody nice Oh hold on there
Normie BB you doing okay that was a
tough one
okay shift the weight there Norman out
of it-- all right actually let's go down
this way
this is better this is good it didn't go
fully stealth there was a third guy
after that that I didn't see oh it's you
freaked me out like that
alrighty Cryptosporidium is around here
oh wait I want to check my orders to
make sure that I got the right thing
recovery card printer interface power
recovery from a mule camp god there's so
much stuff on screen I think I got what
I needed
but stuff is still on the map and it's
kind of confusing me and I don't know if
it's all good
careful careful careful Norman stop
Jesus Norman I'm just gonna call you
Norman I'm never gonna call you Sam I'm
sorry
yikes yikes yikes oh-ho-ho he just keeps
running in those directions on his horn
I have very little control over what's
happening oh I am in a divot Norman you
absolute animal I have made an absolute
Hames of this and I've made it very
difficult to accomplish our mission
goals but I got you Norman wait can they
just put the stuff in here make delivery
deliver lost cargo no I can at least get
rid of that and this I I think the
materials for large-scale construction
lost karagöz special device I know what
the special devices I don't get rid of
the special device
[Music]
wait does that mean I didn't do it just
now see this is what's confusing me I
never know what's what I should be just
delivering completely I mean if I sat
and took time and really paid attention
to the menus but the menus are just such
a [ __ ] and I have the attention
span of a potato so it's not disgusting
its health and love Oh yikes
Oh Normie are we gonna do now we're
gonna have to go this way what a robust
lad what an absolute machine to turn on
my Fang because it's very warm in here
I'm doing good you're doing good
stop talking to yourself this is the guy
who's recording on it's like well
technically right now I'm talking to
myself in my room alone but you're all
here with me in spirit and up here I
wasn't trying to explain that to
somebody from the past yeah I sit in my
bedroom and I play video games and talk
to people as I do it sounds awesome
El Grande Pato delivered to a post back
to your distribution senator west of
capitol not City okay there's a lot of
terminology there's a lot of words
there's a lot of like capital not cities
and bridge facility and maintenance
structure and all that stuff it gets a
little confusing trying to figure out
where everything is
Norman you can run all day and that
really makes me happy
scanning sound bridges
thank you wait what's this
further PC more than I need these here
what is wrong with me I didn't even
realize ah not found what is that the
thing I got rid of am I an idiot yes
everybody I was an idiot when it said in
storage it meant in the post box storage
I thought that this was like a shared
storage thing I I just didn't think this
is a bunch of stuff that I can steal
from this Oh merciful Jesus okay let's
let's put it on my back for now and then
I can move it around when I get out of
this menu at least all the dudes is it
look at this a whole UPS van and one
good lord
alright we can move a ladder to my suit
a PCC to my tool rack container briar
spray tool rack I need to distribute the
weight bring it down and spread it out
to get a lower center of mass ok that's
big climbing anchor that can go on my
suit another climbing anchor can go on
my legs I also need to bring him like
back to Center
like the lower he sits Oh God
ok I need to get oh just a boot clip Oh
excellent
nice one resins ok
okay is that good am i fine I mean I'm
not fine I look ridiculous okay just
keep it and keep a sturdy grip on it
there Sam it looked like a Sherpa look
like I'm ready to climb Everest good
Jesus
maybe maybe just take some of the things
out of the boxes you know for you're
talking about the world being destroyed
and trying to rebuild and everything you
sure do have a lot of waste products
it's a pretty eco-friendly all right how
do I get down this mountain without
absolutely eating [ __ ] slowly that's how
slow and steady wins the race
slow and steady Norman Reedus is face
all right there Sam yeah got it
this is easy easy mister okay whatever
I'm too busy
I'm too busy trying not to break my
ankles going down a steep cliff with
400,000 packages on my back I can't be
given lakes right now it's just over
there Sam it's just over there Sam it's
just over there Sam okay
slow down there you go okay going down
hills with all this cargo not now
he's chasing a cargo hi we got a deal
with their [ __ ] all back in the day
a I did everything deliveries were
handled by an unmanned B that was a
drone Oh
all we had to do was sit back and let
him work it was revolutionary
damn near singularity no reason for it
not to take off people didn't like we
took the human element out of a service
industry so after some consideration
put it back in may jobs no wonder he
didn't baby folks who couldn't live
without them and from there it's no vote
now we got coats of cargo chasing crazy
so get off on hijacking us what jackals
always on the lookout for next quarter
make sure you're not here oh dude I just
can't stop stealing packages you know
how people get a runner's high I get a
cargo hi I hello Murray was like damn
mule is addicted to care ago it's like
what does it look like I'm doing
we're no better it's all a matter of
perspective at this point why Jesus
because I even said that like why don't
you just get drones to do him saying
yeah people didn't like that so we took
it out and put the people back into it
why people don't make a lot of [ __ ] that
happens
doesn't mean you've booked into it just
conform there are other jobs I'm sure
there's more to it
I'm sure the economics of it all and
everything I don't know all I'm saying
is that it's a pain in the ass literally
and the back for me to carry all this
stuff all the time
but we made it Sam legends boom all
cargo is ready to be delivered order
cannot be completed ok here you go
I did it are you proud I'm very proud
you peep and you go now I can print
things here you should be sorry I got
beaten up because I did it's like I
never doubted you for a second
dude I came back without it and then had
to go back and get it again sawsan Sam
yeah not too well I imagine conditions
being what they are out there nothing
ruins your day like shoes falling apart
while you're on the job carry on like
that and it's only a matter of time
before you injure yourself I've arranged
for boots to be added to your supplies
bridges standard issue so they ought to
fit you fine you should always carry an
extra pair but if you forget or run into
trouble you can fabricate another by a
terminal at one of our many facilities
gotcha you interview data acquired okay
ooh I can make a bridge Oh y'all know
your boys gonna make a bridge straight
out of this place it's a pain in the ass
to get across that River bye-bye
I understand you now have access to a
chiral printer an extraordinarily
restore device that can only function
because of the manner in which our
network utilizes the beach enabling us
to transfer massive volumes of data
instantaneously since under normal
circumstances such transfers would take
hours if not days some have speculated
that the chiral Network might essence be
a time machine that it is transmitting
data into the past suffice it to say we
have yet to fully grasp the fundamental
nature of the network and the beach
which we have come to reliable what
might like our relationship with into
battle primitive man's with fire is it
useful quite is it dangerous undeniably
so nevertheless we have decided that the
reward outweighs the risk furthermore as
the BT's are linked to the beach it
stands to reason and further study and
experimentation could be of considerable
benefit the same Deborah said regarding
you of course hmm
rest assured I will keep you apprised of
whatever you have my Thank You ghost man
wait it's if we use the beach to
transmit data is the beach like the
cloud because Emily kept saying I'll see
you on the beach that that what are the
rest of the stuff
some of it I have to recycle late night
all right give me those likes I get off
on cargo and likes I love delivering
drugs claim materials are the okay you
say claim them claim materials from
facility okay so I'm taking the stuff
that I've recycled in the facility it
comes back to me all right
let's recycle some stuff these ones
specifically don't have any of my back
no okay that gets the stuff out of them
right and puts it into the facility
again there's so many menus they're very
confusing
no problem dead president ma'am mother
sweet so now I have 1,200 resins and
1870 metals but I got no new crystals
which makes a lot of sense all right
what do I have on me though is the thing
okay I've got a wind farm construct
bridge I can do these cuz I was going to
do them anyway it's almost like the game
is designed to keep me moving into the
right direction a bridge schematic to
your PC see the first step is laying the
foundation after which you'll have to
supply additional materials to finish
the job
plenty of rivers and canyons could do
with a good bridge you know take a
stroll across one you built yourself and
I guarantee you'll be glad you made the
effort nothing like a good bridge okay
so I need 800 metals to make a bridge
all right
confirm give me 200 metals hell yeah
uh-oh okay okay we might have to move
some stuff around
I have 400 metals on me so I need to
move 400 metals more all right so let's
let's move you guys back to private
Locker for now because I don't have the
room for you
mule boots I'll get rid of you I've
equipped bridge boots they're about
halfway okay I'll keep the other boots
on me I'm getting ready to container
spray for right now cuz I I don't think
I need it I'm just gonna go build the
bridge and go to the thing
I've too much weight on me as it is well
I'm getting rid of this almost
immediately because I need to build a
bridge up you get Sam Oh Mother of
Christ how much weight the way have on
your that's only 75 kilos carried much
more so Jason Sam your mother worried
more than that actually can't remember
how much she weighed how much does she
weigh dude that was a whole episode ago
man I thought that I gots it like put it
anywhere I know you need to hold my hand
a little to figure it out but I'm a big
brain gamer I was going to pull a pro
gamer roof and then you were like
additional materials
it's not letting me oh god oh god oh god
Jesus ah ok complete structure yes
materials yes materials is that it
yeah metals 800 lay soon the printer of
the future
oh one of these
tantor attendant on
zaza dude I got so many likes for that
yeah including me where do I have the
power supply unit on me I don't know I'm
gonna move some stuff around to make
sure that I'm more centered hey got it
I'm too lazy to go back and put it back
in and then come over here again I'm
just gonna go straight to the wind firm
you're just you just want my likes
Benjamin here let go place the bridge
here knowing full well that I would just
so you can get your legs what is this
rest what massage shoulders oh yeah oh
oh it feels good everyone at home
massage your shoulders right now oh
there's nothing quite like it all that
tension that gets built up you wonder
why you have headaches every day because
of that sleep sure I take a little nap
me and BB she's gonna go sleep well
there's no here to take off all your
seat belts
what is this and what can I sleep at it
doin good Sam I'm looking at you through
a giant pile of [ __ ] oh that's cute
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wakey wakey eggs and Bakey I don't know
if the thing you put down here pride P
SDK allowed me to do that okay but I'm
gonna give you likes for it cuz I cuz I
quite enjoyed that Oh
above mm alrighty
move on to the wind farm and get that
done so if I get attacked and they knock
stuff off my back or if I fall over and
just I wanna pick stuff up again or we
just offload something it'll just stay
in the world and other people can pick
it up and bring it back that's neat pick
it up do a climbing anchor yes please oh
god of course be teased I don't want to
read mail I am a mail
okay we got to get that metals metals
are important not to be able to build my
own bike eventually right where are the
BTS the equipment not carried in
container deteriorates from time fall
touches it equipped tools and equipment
hung from attachments will be severely
affected by time fall Oh like my boots
just make everything out of plastic if
the tight fall is gonna destroy
everything anyway okay I'm heading up
this way well I think so it looked like
a wind farm might have to use some gear
to get up there though this the lads out
in the road was having some crack I'm
gonna be a fun okay I thought I might
have to use a rope to get down over here
see the sunrise the day is
something-something there is no pretty
sandal we acquired the freaky does that
do medical instrument mmm finally I'm
not just finding drugs everywhere what
are you so happy about
no I feel like there was no effort put
into that one I know you're happy and
everything I'm not just gonna give you
likes cuz the game wants me to you got
to you got to be good about your like
she can't just give away your likes to
everybody you have to keep some sort of
you people have to earn their likes just
putting that happy smiley face down
isn't gonna get you likes you gotta be
smart about it
just like Dark Souls and blood-borne
strong wind will make movement trickier
what good I have to fight rain I have to
fight wind I have to fight rocks
Tiger Rider
ooh you got a lot for this one that's
good I really should be putting about
more PCC stuff because the game isn't
out yet and I can get a lot of likes
vert yep yep I want to keep that with me
actually
ooh danke I still don't know if I should
be giving away stuff to other players
like that if it also makes sense that
the wind is strong up here because we're
heading into a wind farm just put down
you should put down another Locker or
post box right next to that one and see
who gets more likes for it Oh jeepers Oh
jeepers Oh lads get rid of this
immediately hello
private Locker let's put the device used
to distribute the electricity generated
by wind turbines far and wide via the
caramel okay so I need that with me
let's store you guys
performance-enhancing beverages mm-hmm
move to private Locker so I don't have
to get rid of everything all the timing
given for other players to carry you
just put it away in my locker and be
good with it
now these winds are strong my character
keeps turning to the right on his own
oh you can hold options to see their
functions of our post box I didn't try
that man the scenery is so cool
everywhere you look it just looks really
nice this is put down by the game wait
what does this thing do then upgrade
structure repair structure and dismantle
structure
she's dismantled the one back there be
an absolute ass about it
okie smokey
feel like these things should probably
be higher up or actually maybe haven't
the minute Valley is good
oh I'm deaf and if you're gonna have to
go through be teased in here oh gods I
don't wanna we're gonna have to see the
thing pop out and be like bread bread
yep I'll fall Sam
if you can get through here without any
hiccups that'll be great
okay slow down that sword on that sword
on there
you have a lot of stuff on me now
suddenly okay right over there ooh
there's a lot of them why don't we do
farm things turbines wonder if you could
actually if there are be teas in here
could I just go the whole way around and
use rope equipment to get down that it'd
be neat if you could just if you prepped
well enough you could just completely
avoid certain scenarios yikes yikes
yikes yikes ooh surfer boy what's
happening
what does that sound
yep here we go
every time with this animation really
heywhat one of those things in real life
it looks cool like a fully functioning
one
okay I'm gonna drink my Cantina cuz it's
got to fill up again anyway and I need
all the stamina you can get for this
section okay
this actually gets super tense
hey where you pointing me over there
Jesus have too much on me oh god oh god
no what are you doing Sam he's too heavy
he's too heavy hold your breath
oh god oh god oh god it was right above
me
oh I'm gonna get dragged no I don't have
the stamina for this I'm carrying way
too much for the [ __ ]
okay keep holding your breath don't pick
up anything else else extra else an
extra together
okay BTW territory sucks BTW sensor bad
territory
okay take it nice and easy God it's
still miles away can't believe I'm
actually dodging them the first time I
did this it felt like I was able to
dodge them at all or maybe I was
supposed to get caught in that scenario
I'm not sure God god this sucks
Oh God Oh God okay I'm [ __ ] I am
[ __ ]
Jesus yeah get off get off get off get
off get off [ __ ]
[ __ ]
can they even get away is it even
possible it is don't go go Sam
Oh My gods oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I actually
did it whoo baby
okay I'm not going back for that cargo
not yet I was carrying way too much
already
oh wait unless they got the [ __ ]
thing I need no I still have the power
supply unit good okay good
oh boy I kind of figured out the
mechanic for it a bit better then he
poked me on the shoulder what like that
I realize that you have to shake them
and then it tells you to grip but you
just need to grip for a second and then
start shaking again and then you're good
so can they not get past the chiral
Network
I don't know I also need to fix my boots
Oh Oh get rid of this [ __ ] nice get that
power up and going again lads
other places too if it works here's
hoping the you CA can put our
electricity to good use yours open-eyed
if I have a look I wish can you fly in
this game is awesome such a good
delivery boy seriously give me some
pizzas I'll get them to you on time hot
fresh ready just call me Papa John
thank some of the stuff here is like
equations for timing travel a lot time
something for black holes
yeah maybe there is some time-travel
stuff going on there's definitely at
least interdimensional stuff going on
sorry 450 bandwidth use there're three
thousand sick look at that look at
America grow I kind of wish to use the
different location than America not that
I have anything against America
it's just that having it be a specific
place like I don't have not being from
America it's I don't have like a strong
connection to that so fixing America
isn't something that I'm like super
invested in fixing humanity yes and
that's why I think if you did a
fictional place it kind of transcends
locations then and then everybody can
just relate to it more just as people
but limiting it to America will either
increase your likeness and your
attachment rate to the the cause or it
will decrease your attachment rate to
the cause some people just won't care
about rebuilding America if you get my
if you get my drift II look at all that
look at all that badness I came across
okay then I say I could make a power
generator no problem I was wiped out
makes what you're doing all the more
incredible your one-man expedition he's
doing as well as you wonder if she made
it to edge not City yet it was her that
put us in charge of the wind farm
I was with a group bringing up the rear
while only led the way never better in
person but it was an honor to travel
with her all the same when you see her I
feel free to tell her I said so with
your blood it seems you were on to
something after dispersing an
aerosolized sample of your blood in bt
territory we observed reduced activity
hmm well this is hardly definitive as we
have no other repatriates to halt we can
turn for additional testing it does
suggest that the bodily fluids of
repatriates are repellent to be teased
interesting give me blood grades give me
blood mace the perfect opportunity we've
almost got the whole region on the cable
network all that's left is port not City
return to capital not City so you can
pick up relief supplies for port nob by
the time you arrive we can give you the
completed prototype in person one other
thing it's not very often Porter's get
out to that wind farm while you're there
you should pick up any outstanding
orders no sense coming all the way back
here empty-handed if there's work to be
done have a look at that delivery
terminal wait I have to come all the way
back to you days what the Frick
Congrats Sam you're cleared to take on
open orders thanks mama as high priority
as the ones specifically assigned to you
if you're already heading a certain way
and you have room to spare it couldn't
hurt to do a little more right just
because they're not mission-critical
doesn't mean they're not important to
someone so why not do a good deed or two
uh yeah it could hurt I get attacked all
the time and almost died my feet hurt
I'm climbing all over these really sharp
rocks you people okay let's go back that
way anyway god I have to go all the way
back to the original location I came
from is essential for our continued
expansion by way of reward I've added a
little something to your PCC a generator
option oh okay generators recharge the
batteries of all nearby devices that
includes machines bikes and other
battery-powered now I get it so if I I
can build a generator back here to redo
the bike and then bring the bike all the
way back okay so it's not that bad cool
oh it's sweet Jesus Mother of Christ
wait why am i bringing all this did I
load everything when I shouldn't have
play some private Locker no I could just
well I could actually place all the
resins in my private Locker and then
just recycle them when I back at the
other place
oh that's so much better I think there's
something in there that I didn't get
that I keep loading all of the gear onto
me for no reason
oh let's go back to the Beattie
territory bad territory oh I need okay I
need to bring those I'll just get them
from my locker somewhere else I don't
need to bring them all the way back here
with me right now all right I'm going
over deal
oh that's good cuz you you made it
through the territory so you made a
happy face I'm going to put down wait is
it still bad so many signs everywhere I
can't just give likes to everything for
no reason the BTS are gone right it
means that I can pick up the cargo that
I I dropped in lost yeah I think this is
my one it's the medical device that I
lost got watery at 57 kilos that's a lot
but I lose health rest I don't need rest
right now you one of these bad boys
either grab more crystals along the way
on the road again
a key we need to be on the road again no
this is a medical instrument as well I
think this is my one
Oh God
these are very heavy also those trees
sounds super creepy alright just get
back to your buddies back at this place
that's my plan I'm gonna give me a sec
I've only just gotten back my foot rares
almost ruined I fell that one - cliff
put him here I'm alive also it says
weapons usage restricted does that mean
we're gonna get weapons eventually
because I'm excited about that post pox
no bridge foundation - no watchtower no
generator yet
there we go please please charge that
bike yeah
how big is this thing jeepers let's
little wind turbine that's cool yes whoa
the church is at Frost
yes use vehicle that's all Worcester
though yeah baby oh this is so much
better now we riding in style
hell yeah okay I'm gonna take that bad
boy out on the road trip but for now I
need to get rid of some items I have
some stuff on me no longer move once
this is to please your loser store by
storing a vehicle in the garage to sort
vehicle parking on top of the vehicle
elevator ooh there's a vehicle elevator
in death stranding with norman fetus and
the amazing Rita's I don't know where
the vehicle is it down here
ah
this isn't it is it okay I don't know
maybe it's one of these
now no access to store vehicle parking
on top of the vehicle elevator oh okay
this is it it just didn't do anything
yet maybe it'll be repaired if I do
something else okay make it delivery
request in care go see I kept this oh no
I don't have it oh yeah wait wait this
is the one where I need all the resins
hold on a sec let me go to my private
Locker good lord where's all my resins
is that the private Locker just back at
that place and not shared Oh tits oh
that's so annoying
I thought the private lockers were just
shared everywhere
oh no let's go back and get it and then
bring it back here okay
nice there it is my little trike do I
think about it store vehicle no it's in
the garage
Asus good bye a little tricky it's gonna
come back
brand new alright folks well I'm gonna
leave this episode of Norman Reedus and
the amazing fetus here that was an
interesting one we we learned a lot more
mechanics we learn more how the mission
structure works we learned how to build
a bunch of stuff I feel like we got some
good progress I like these longer
episodes because it feels like I'm
actually getting stuff done if these
could you imagine doing a regular let's
play like a half hour to an hour of this
you get nothing done geez remember years
ago when you'd upload eight to twelve
minute episodes of a let's play and that
was fine games have gotten so long since
but for me a my beautiful bouncy baby
boy we're gonna have to wave bye bye say
bye bye bye bye
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