You guys look so good on my new phone.
And your voice is so clear on my new phone.
Sorry we're late.
Took a little field trip to the Pear store
and I bought everyone the brand new... Pear Phone!
[air horn sounding]
Guess I must have missed my invite.
That's weird. I texted everyone.
She doesn't have a phone, remember?
- A boy stole it. - It's kind of rewarding story.
Well, you missed out
cause this new Pear Phone is awesome.
Yeah, it has eight cameras on the back.
How many did the old phone have?
[everyone] Seven.
So low. How did we live like that?
So lame.
Why'd they get rid of the old one?
It's called planned obsolescence.
Big tech designs an inferior product on purpose
so that it's useless within a year
and you have to buy a new one.
Oh, so you didn't get one?
No.
I got two.
Gold and rose gold. Want one of mine?
No. No, I don't want yours. I want my old phone
that was stolen from me by a boy.
And when I find that boy, I am going to destroy him
for stealing my phone, my joy, my innocence,
and ruining my life!
Aye.
O... kay.
So what should we do with our old phones?
Give it to me, I'll toss 'em in those endangered wetlands
near Lake Swellview. I do it all the time.
Works great for car batteries, old laptops, bodies.
Yeah, I've been thinking about that.
You really need to stop poisoning those wetlands
with e-waste.
I eat turtles from that swamp all the time.
They don't taste like poison to me at all.
This is exactly why Schwoz and I created Wasti.
I'm sorry, Wasti?
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Wasti. Wasti, come here, boy.
Is Wasti a dog?
No, Wasti is a robot that Schwoz and I made. It collects e-waste
like old phones and tech products
- and recycles them. -
Put your e-waste in my mouth.
Okay, that's actually kind of funny.
Here you go, Wasti.
Yum yum yum. Thank you, human.
Oh, good boy, Wasti.
Now go out there and collect more waste.
Come on, boy, you got it. Get that waste.
There it is. Bye bye.
[laughing]
Do you seriously have to worship your new phones in front of me?
Oh, we do when you're not here too.
And you could be a part of this.
A new phone is only like 1200 bucks.
No, I told you, I don't want a new phone.
I want my old phone that was stolen
from me by a boy.
It's not like your phone's just gonna waltz on in here
and fall right into your hands.
Put your waste in my mouth.
Oh, Wasti, you're back.
And I'm full of waste.
Wasti, watch out, you can't go down-
[crashing]
Oh, my precious waste.
Awe, Wasti.
[slow motion] No way!
What's your deal?
Yeah, I am no longer chuckling.
This is my cell phone.
You sure that's your phone?
Yeah, it still has the cover of
- That's a good season. - That's great season.
The boy who stole your phone must have tossed it into Wasti.
I knew I'd find you.
I never lost hope.
[kissing]
What did I say about putting your hands
to close to Wasti's mouth?
He ate the TV remote, all of it.
He didn't even save me a bite.
Who's this 555 number that turned
our group text thread green?
Chapa. Wasti found her stolen cell phone.
Oh, go catch Ray, he's about to faint.
I got ya, big fella.
Chapa, I just want to say that I'm really glad
that you let go of your anger
toward the boy who stole your phone.
[groaning]
Thanks, buddy.
What did you just say?
I was just saying that I'm--
Because I am still angry at the boy who stole my phone.
I am still going to find him,
and I'm still going to destroy him!
Why? You have your phone again.
Yeah, you seem really happy.
I am happy!
Which makes me think of all the happy times
I never got to have because that boy stole my phone!
- But-- - And the fact that I'm so happy
makes me so angry!
Just be happy that you're back with your phone.
I can show you where I found i.
No!
You shut your robot mouth!
[unintelligible]
No, you're just gonna hurt the person who stole it.
No, I'm just going to flame broil
the person who stole it.
Wasti, I forbid you to show Chapa
where you found her phone.
Oh, boo.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. 'Kay. 'Kay. Cool. Great.
I got it. Okay. Cool. Cool.
What are you doing down here?
Schwoz gave me detention.
Anyway, have you seen my new phone?
I know where it is.
Where is she? Phone, where are you, girl?
[laughing]
My phone!
Uh uh uh. One more step and Tiny Ray drops
your precious new Pear Phone
into that bowl of chocolate milk.
I'll let Wasti tell you where he found it,
just please... please don't hurt my new phone.
That's better.
- Get to my phone. - I'm swiping. I'm swiping.
Okay, that's my phone.
Looks like he found it in... Ray's bedroom?
What?
Look, I can explain.
[screaming]
Stop it!
[screaming]
Stop! Stop it! It was me!
[groaning]
I'm the boy that stole your cell phone.
I don't understand.
How could it be Bose
who stole your phone? Wouldn't you remember it?
It was stolen eight years ago.
That's before I even knew who Bose was.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. When I first met you,
you said your phone was stolen a month ago,
you didn't say anything about years.
- I lied. - Why?
Because if I told you it had been missing for years,
you and Henry never would've even looked for it.
You barely cared about it
when I said had been gone for a month.
Okay, that checks out. Please continue.
Eight years ago, me and my cell phone
were playing in the ball pit at Duke E. Dawg's.
I was taking selfies
when this punky kid came up to me.
Move it, dawg.
[Chapa] And he said,
"Can I borrow your cell phone? I wanna video chat a puppy."
[Miles] And you just gave it to him?
[Chapa] I was so young and innocent.
[Chapa] I trusted him.
[Mika] And then what happened?
He punched Duke E. Dawg and ran away.
Ooh.
You stole my phone, you stole my innocence,
and you ruined my life!
Chapa, it wasn't like that, though.
No? You have two seconds to flashback.
I wanted to video chat a puppy, but I left my phone at home.
Then I saw this girl taking selfies in the ball pit,
and I thought, "Hey, she has a phone."
- Chapa? - Yeah.
Hi. Could I please borrow your phone?
I wanna video chat a puppy.
Um, sure.
Thank you.
I was about to video chat with that puppy
when my mom grabbed me. She said,
"I just scored a date with the vice mayor."
I tried to tell my mom that I needed to return
the phone that I borrowed from this girl in the ball pit.
But my mom didn't care,
and then she pulled me out of there.
I tried holding on Duke E. Dawg
but my mom was pulling really hard.
I always felt terrible about not returning your phone.
Then one day I got a call from a girl named Charlotte
who told me to bring your phone and meet her in the desert.
That night that me, Captain Man, and Kid Danger
went to go buy my phone back from some dirt bag.
Wha? That bag of dirt was you?
I wasn't going to sell it to you.
I was just going to give it back.
Give me back my phone!
But you guys were fighting Dr. Minyak
and The Toddler, so I just ran away.
Drive!
A few weeks later, we all ended up in the Man Cave.
Then all that stuff happened with Drex.
- Oh... - My...
God.
Pretty soon I realized
you were the girl whose phone I borrowed.
- Stole. - A-Accidentally.
I didn't know what to do, so I gave the phone to Ray.
He said he was gonna give it back to you
when he felt the time was right.
When the time was right?
When was the time gonna be right, Ray?
I was waiting for you to be able to control your rage,
which you obviously still can't do. Ow! See?
And you should have told me you had my phone.
- I know. - Ray's basically a child,
- but I expect more from you. - I know.
- I thought we were friends. - We are.
Well, then why didn't you tell me?!
- I was scared. - You should be!
I am and Chapa... I am also really, really sorry.
Okay. I forgive you.
Really?
Hey, thanks.
Not you. I'm still mad at you.
So, we're good... for real?
Yeah, we're good.
Oh.
♪ Genuine moment ♪
If you sing that again
♪ Genuinely sorry ♪