- Ladies, I'm about to spill all of our tea.
What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman.
And this is why I'm gonna be single forever.
Listen, I'm not one of those delusional people
that's all like, oh I'm single because the world is unfair
and guys are jerks, what no, no.
Okay, I am single because I'm a hot effing mess,
and I expect people to read my mind.
For example, I know what I want in a relationship.
But then sometimes I also randomly
want the opposite of that, do you know what I mean,
and I just need someone to figure out the algorithm.
For example, if I'm venting, I know what I need in return.
Jessica is so annoying.
And she thinks that I'm stubborn, me.
That's insane, she's an insane person,
I'm the most like unstubborn person ever.
- Unstubborn?
I think you mean not stubborn or something,
I dunno, it just doesn't sound right.
- No, unstubborn.
It's a word, I just used it in a sentence.
- I don't think that makes it a real word.
- Oh my God, unstubborn, it's a word, it is.
- Look, maybe Jessica has a point, though.
- You are literally never on my side,
I can never rely on you, argh!
- Oh my God.
- But then, this is also me.
Jessica is insane.
I agree, she's completely wrong,
and she's acting like an idiot.
- Okay well she's not an idiot.
- Yeah but she's wrong.
I'm on your side.
- Okay you're not just supposed to agree with me.
You're supposed to show me a different point of view
so I can grow as a person.
Ugh, whatever.
All I'm asking is for you to agree with me
and challenge me at the same time.
Is that so much to ask?
Here's another example, right, when I'm in the mood, tss.
This is all I want.
Okay honestly why can't you ever just make the first move.
- What?
- Yeah, I'm sitting here, I'm clearly in the mood,
like, pull my hair or something.
- You want my first move to be pulling your hair?
- Okay, not like ripping it out,
don't turn me into Mr Clean, but give it a tug or something.
- Okay.
- Never mind.
But then on a different day, this is also me.
(jazzy music)
- Hey.
You look so sexy right now.
- Really?
Because I'm clearly watching a movie right now,
and now I just missed what that guy said
and we have to rewind it.
C'mon.
- Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry.
- Is sex all you think about?
It's also really important to me to date someone
who's confident enough to be himself,
and make his own decisions.
I don't want to feel like a babysitter.
- How do I look?
I want your parents to be impressed, you know?
And what should we talk about?
- Babe, just be yourself, okay,
I need you to be confident.
Like I'm not your mother, I cannot hold your hand
and walk you through everything,
you need to do this on your own.
- Okay.
- But then, this is also me.
- Alright, ready to go.
- Wait, are you really gonna wear that shirt?
- Yeah, what's wrong with it?
- I feel like it just screams, I don't care.
- I do care, and I'll prove it with insightful conversation.
- Okay on that note, we need to go over some talking points.
Okay, number one, don't tell any jokes, you're not funny.
- Okay.
- And when it comes to commitment,
I obviously want someone who's serious
and not gonna eff around.
Question.
Where do you see this relationship going?
- Oh, we've only been dating each other
for like, what, two months?
We're still getting to know each other, right?
- Wow.
Okay.
- I mean-
- Okay.
But then like a random Tuesday after half a cosmo,
this is also me.
- Hey, so, we've been dating for two years now.
I was thinking maybe we could talk about
what our future looks like together.
- Woah, future?
Woah, that's moving a little too fast for me.
- Okay, um.
- Could you pass me some water?
- Um, yeah, sure.
- Thank you so much.
Actually could you leave?
- Just.
- Yeah, could you just leave?
I'm super stressed right now, you, really stressed,
thank you so much, thanks.
Can you lock the door?
And literally the worst thing in the world
is when a guy gets jealous, mm-mm,
that ish is so unattractive.
- Hey, uh, did you comment on Joey's picture
and call him sexy?
- Yeah.
Oh it was such a good picture.
- See you can't comment things like that
on other guys' photos when you're together with me.
Plus, I'm way sexier, right?
- What, now I can't talk to other guys?
Let me live, Anthony, I'm suffocating.
But then, when I'm feeling petty as eff,
this is also me.
I had such a good time at that party.
Joey is great, we had such a long conversation together.
- He's such a great a great guy, I agree.
- Really nice.
- I know.
- Would it kill you to care so much about me
where you would get jealous sometimes?
Just sometimes.
- You want me to get jealous?
- Yeah, sometimes it's nice.
Nick Jonas gets jealous and he's a superstar,
so I really don't think you're above it.
- Okay but I don't feel threatened, so.
- Are you saying I'm not desirable?
- What are you,
what are you doing in there?
- So yeah, I'm totally aware of the contradictions
I expect in a relationship.
But, when it comes to you,
I know exactly what I want from our relationship,
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or any of my other videos, subscribe.
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Let me know when you're done.
- I did it babe!
I clicked the bell.
- Okay, why do you always have to rub it in my face
when you do things like you want some sort of credit?
Why can't you just silently support me?
- You know what, you're crazy.
- Do not talk to me like that, that is very unattractive.
- You're a lunatic.
I'm done.
- I am so turned on right now.
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That is a wrap and zoop.