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Every year, developers flood E3 with these flashy and misleading representations of their video games.
I mean, look at this PUBG trailer!
PUBG is not that fun!
Okay?
So, this year, I'm going to be taking a more restrained,
more critical look at E3-
OH MY GOD! IT'S ORI 2!
Oh my god! They're redoing the combat!
It's gonna be the greatest video game!
Ho!
It's- It's has a upside down mine cart!
Look at the wheel part!
Watch it do this!
Watch it-
*amazed laugh*
Hu, hu, hu!
It looks like their focus is just on amplifying that beautiful, flowing movement from the original
and that's really all I can ask for, with this game.
The amount of promising titles in development right now, is overwhelming.
So, before I even delve into what we did see this year
Let's talk about: What we didn't see.
Megaman 11 is bringing in some kind of "bullet time"
We got the other Bloodstained game coming
which, I hope, will be nearly as good as the one they just put out.
Bomb Chicken!
Is a game called BOMB CHICKEN.
Radio the Universe
Where, if you die in the game, you die in real life.
The messenger
Pool panic
Donut county
Goose stealth game
Steel rats
Knuckle Sandwich
Atomic Heart
Red Dead Redemption
Psychonauts
Bayonetta
Wattam
But you know what we did see?
FIFA 19, baby!
Come on!
[EA GUY] "We're extremely excited for everybody to play it when we launch on September 28th"
"Yeah! You can download and play the entire game, RIGHT NOW, for free"
[One guy says "Woo!"]
...
[Dunk] Look! It's Halo!
[The audience goes crazy]
Then, we saw Bioware's Anthem
which is their take on Destiny.
So, you already know that people are angry about this game before it even comes out
Thankfully!
EA reassured us that there will be
[EA guy] "No loot boxes!"
"No premium pass!"
[EA guy] "So, no loot boxes!"
"No ability to pay for power."
[Dunk] And this is when I realized that there would 100% be
loot boxes, a premium pass and the ability to pay for power.
[EA Guy] "There you go! We're out here chasing money!"
"That's awesome!"
"I'ma try to take this belt."
"You know, round two."
"So, we're out!"
"Have a good day!"
[Dunk] (imitating alarm sound)
ACTUAL GAME alert!
From Software's next game looks like Ninja Dark Souls with a grappling hook
[Jules Winnfield] "Shit Negro, That's All You Had to Say!"
"Shit", "Shit",
"Shit Negro, That's All You Had to Say!" (Master Onion screaming in the background)
[Dunk] This game looks fucking ridiculous!
Miyazaki and the boys are in there, cranking that speed and intensity up, so high
I'm worried they might break it.
We're seeing this new level of verticality
not only the movement, but to the combat as well.
I can already see myself playing it now
Thank You, SEKIRO!
...Shadows die twice...
Now, when I think Consoles.
I think of "Sony" and "Nintendo"
Interlocked in this war of games
and then, you have Microsoft...
Sitting in the corner playing with fucking Kinectimals
and advertising some stupid-ass car
They have not been competitive, with their exclusives, for quite some time
BUT
I do like this!
Good job, Michaelsoft!
Kingdom Hearts 3 showed up with like 10 different trailers.
There was so much shit in this game!
You have:
Wreck-it Ralph!
You have Frozen!
You have Ratatouille!
Um? You have a...
realistic Johnny Depp!
You have Toy Story!
You have Monsters, Inc!
You have this horrible,
horrible fucking voice acting!
[Sora] "Roxas does exist!"
"His heart's inside my heart."
[Dunk] Yeah!
I have abandoned, any and all hope for this game's story
but it still looks like a lot of fun, in spite of that!
Bethesda, bustin' out the JPEGs for Elder Scrolls VI and Doom 2.
Just absolutely incredible logos on those games!
AND
Fallout 76
Which is, one of these.
So...
That's about all you need to see from the Ubisoft conference
Wait!
What?
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, they did it!
They finally-
Ubisoft!
Woh, woh, woh...
This is just Assasin's creed!
Why are they showing a trailing mission at E3?
[Reggie] I can't wait to drop off the battle bus
and meet some of you on the battlefield in Fortnite.
(Dunkey losing it laughing)
[Dunk] Nintendo forgot to bring any games, this year
No Metroid Prime 4
No word on what Retro Studios is making
No Animal Crossing
They didn't even bring that Yoshi game!
[Reggie] "I have an important update on a game"
"I know fans have been looking forward to"
*gasp*
[Dunk] Mario Odyssey DLC!
What?
[Reggie] "Octopath Traveler!-"
[Dunk] The fuck? [Reggie] "-from Square Enix."
[Dunk] They did bring Smash 5, however
and the roster is absolutely massive!
But...
Where the hell is Boss Baby, Nintendo?
HELLO!!!
Where's Jimmy Neutron?!
Got some fucking nobodies for this one
I don't even think that's a video game character, to be honest.
[Nintendo guy] "You'll notice that he and other fighters have expressive new facial animations"
[Dunk] The most exciting information, in my opinion, are the mechanical changes
They're adding this sort of "dash" to your air dodge
but also punishing you for dodging excessively.
On top of that, they're changing how blocking works.
Hopefully, it makes for a more aggressive game
because that's how I'm gonna play it, whether it works or not!
Sony brought out the fucking BIG GUNS this year, with that banjo guy... (Gustavo Santaolalla)
and that flute guy. (Who, apparently, became a meme now...)
And they had some games...
Kojima has been teasing Death Stranding for a while
with these brooding cinematics and bizarre imagery
You got baby tanks!
You got babies living inside of people!
You got these creepy invisible things!
Still, the game has been largely shrouded in this air of mystery.
Well, this year, we finally got to see what this game is all about...
Delivering packages!
It's gonna be amazing!
Sucker Punch Studios, finally returned with this "Ghost of Tushunga" game (Ghost of Tsushima)
I think what's most impressive about this new Spider-Man game
is that it really makes you feel like Spider-Man.
You're facing off against a whole gallery of villains.
Just like the old PS1 game.
Notice how this line implies that these guys are merely henchmen
working for the true villain of the game
Big Wheel!
[Phil Spencer] We're now at a moment of exceptional creativity in gaming
There were so many fucking shooting games at E3, this year
that I think that, at some point, my brain was kinda collapsing on itself
Dying Light 2
Crackdown 3
Just Cause 4
Gears of War 5
Halo 6
Tomb Raider
Metro: Exodus
Rage 2
Control
The zombie game from the developers of Bubsy 3D. (Days Gone)
That is real!
That is not a joke.
But somewhere in that montage of back-to-back shooters
there were two that really stuck out to me
This one!
Because...
He's fucking shooting people off of a frying pan!
Come on!
Look at that guy!
Now, he's on a barrel!
What?
Now, he's on a skateboard?
Co- Come on!
How are you not gonna play that?
And the other one...
of course, is...
The Last of Us: Part II
Look how she just-
(Imitates Hitting car sound)
into that car!
God!
she just-
Takes the hammer like...
PAH!
and then-
God-
DAMN!
[NPC] Hey!
[Dunk] And that part where she's hiding under the car
and the person peeks under there-
And that takes a second for the body to fall over.
There are so many little details like this
that eventually, my brain kicked in and went: "Ok! This is not gameplay!"
Even though these guys are constantly pushing the envelope
this footage represents such a dramatic leap from Uncharted 4
with animation, so seamless, that it cannot be real.
But...
On the other hand,
It's gonna be just like this.
This is the real game-
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