[grunting]
Prepare for my finishing move.
I call it The Sleeper!
[snoring]
- Huh? - Very good, Sandy!
You put your opponent to sleep in under a minute!
Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight.
I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts,
The Clear Belt! [chuckles]
But now, I realize you're unfit to wear a belt
of any kind, including the one that holds up your pants!
Don't be disappointed, SpongeBob.
A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
Easy for you to say, Sandy.
Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
And I'm revoking your black belt!
Hey! You can't do that!
Oh, yes I can!
For wasting my time bringing me this sorry excuse for a student!
Stick to something you're good at, son.
Yes Sensei.
That was pretty low-down, Fuzzy.
The way you humiliated my friend.
The Sponge-One will never earn his belt.
I know SpongeBob will impress you
if you give him one more chance!
Silence! No more chances! Sensei never gives two chances!
If you really want to impress me,
show me where I can get a decent meal around here.
Lunchtime approaches.
That's it! I'll take him to the Krusty Krab
and then he might just find himself impressed
by a certain sandwich maker!
Who are you talking to?
Come on, SpongeBob! What's wrong with you!?
Get grilling!
Squidward I... I failed my karate exam...
[sighing] Which is exactly why I keep telling you:
Never try anything new, ever!
Stick to what you're good at! And stick to it soon!
Stick to what I'm good at? Hey, Squidward's right!
You sure you don't need an air helmet?
[chuckles] This won't take long.
Fuzzy has trained himself to go hours without air.
How about them moves?
Pretty okay... for a fry cook!
SpongeBob! 20 more orders here!
20! Got it Squidward!
Ah.
Well, that sure took some agility!
Simple parlor tricks.
Yah, a Kung-Fu charlatan!
Now you're convinced!
I've seen better!
Hey, SpongeBob!
I'd like my patty in twelfths, please!
Twelfths, okay!
There you go, Sandy!
Huh!?
May have "squishy boy" is more skilled
- than I first thought! - Told ya!
Not so fast, Squirrel Cheeks!
The only way to truly know is to test him myself.
[grunting]
[growling]
Hey, waiter! An empty plate!?
[screaming]
Oh! I forgot the fries!
Now, I see you're a skilled opponent!
With a cold-blooded heart of a warrior!
[sighing]
You little Krabby Patties are so cute!
Hmm... something's not right here.
[sniffing]
It's the onions! They've gone bad!
He's on the offensive!
Time for you to end this.
That's showing him, SpongeBob!
You gonna give him a belt Fuzzy? Or have you not had enough yet?
You brought me to the dance, but the universe is cutting in.
- Huh? - Okay, looking good!
Sponge-Man! Smell the vibrations!
Make the fries! I almost forgot!
More Patties!
Grilling them now!
Your fries, sir!
[grunting]
And your fries, sir! Ketchup? Oops!
[grunting]
Got it! [gasping]
Fuzzy!
Oh no!
Sensei Fuzzy! Are you okay?
I was wrong about you, SpongeBob.
You have bested Fuzzy with your karate greatness!
[coughing]
You are now a karate master! Here.
For me? Thanks, Sensei Fuzzy! Fuzzy? You look terrible!
[babbling]
Sandy, what's wrong with Fuzzy?
I know what he needs! He just needs this!
[babbling]
No more talk, only do!
Sandy my dear,
for holding your own against the sponge,
you have truly proven yourself worthy of... the Blacker Belt!
Thanks, Fuzzy!
Why must the universe confound me so!?
[laughing]