Recently, an eight year old boy wrote in to NPR,
disappointed that they weren't doing
enough stories about dinosaurs.
Yeah.
Isn't that sweet?
And this is true.
In response, NPR ran a piece about dinosaurs.
It's just heartwarming.
Isn't this incredible, Andy?
It's really cute.
Yeah.
It's very cute.
I was so touched that I decided to invite this kid
to say hello on our show.
We're trying to do nice things for kids right now.
So, please welcome eight year old dinosaur enthusiast,
Jaden Hollinger.
Hey there, Jaden.
So, I guess you love dinosaurs.
Yes!
I love them.
And I want people to talk about them more.
Even you, Conan.
Okay, guess what we're gonna do, pal.
We're gonna keep our eyes peeled for any dinosaur comedy.
Come on, Conan.
I really want you to talk about dinosaurs.
All right, okay.
I promise we'll do our best.
It wasn't a request, Conan.
Talk about dinosaurs.
All right, well, here's what I'll do.
Make you a deal.
I can ask the writers to think us some ideas.
Oh.
You'll ask the writers?
Conan, I was able to get National Public Radio,
one of the world's most powerful news outlets,
to talk about dinosaurs.
You really think your little crap fest on TBS
is bigger than NPR?
It's just, it's not how it works.
But that's kind of rude, I mean...
Would you look at that, Conan?
It's a copy of your internet search history.
Okay, all right, nice try,
but that is not my internet search history.
It couldn't be.
How to Photoshop muscles.
Ooh Spanx for men promo code.
Okay, that is not my search history.
Conan O'Brien erotic fan-fic?
All right, all right, stop, stop, fine, fine!
What do you want us to do?
Just tell me.
I want Andy to do an impression of a diplodocus.
I don't know what that is.
Andy, just do your impression of a diplodocus.
All right, all right.
(roaring)
See, that wasn't so hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, fine, Jaden.
See, you got what you wanted.
It's all good.
I took the liberty of sending over some dinosaur toys.
Jason, if you would.
Jason, thanks a lot, Jason.
Wait, this is ridiculous.
I'm a grown man, I'm not gonna play with dinosaur toys.
Things that taste like breast milk.
Paul Giamatti in shorts.
Okay, no, no.
Fine, fine, fine.
Don't read anymore.
We've got a good show.
Yes, Chris Ludacris Bridges will be joining us.
Andy Richter net worth.
How many poops a day normally?
Nancy Pelosi bra.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right.
I looked that up for a reason.
There was a reason.
There's a rumor about a bra, and I wanted it...
(groans)
We'll be joining you soon.
Coming back from the commercial.