(OLD INTRO) "I like her, she has girl balls" (STATIC SOUNDS)
Something happened to me, a couple of hours ago,
And I thought I just have to make a video about it.
It's not even a big deal
But to me this is a really big deal.
It's kind of sad that this is a big deal, if I'm honest.
Um...
I was trying to go through some of my old channels
You guys know I have had a million and I was like trying to find
And I was like trying to find the right email adress
At the right channels long story short I couldn't
But...
Logged into one of my Gmail accounts
from years and years and years ago
and it turns out
that was linked to my old, OLD Facebook profile
which I had long forgotten about
I haven't been logged in on this Facebook profile
since July 2012
and I never logged back in
Uhm, and it's been on private ever since so I've never been able to see all the old pictures and all that stuff
and I logged in today. I reset all the password and did everything, I got back into it, recovered it
And... there are some very old pictures on here
But all of the time that you might have known me on YouTube, I haven't been able to see these pictures
So this is gonna be WEIRD
So, for anybody that ever sees my music and goes "It's just another YouTuber cashing in, trying to be a musician."
This is me, uh, playing at *indistinct* at South End with my first band - barefoot for some reason - uhm, in 2010.
Before I EVER had a YouTube channel
which is just, whoa whoOAAHH
Wikifeet is gonna be all over this...
So, my last post on here was...
15th of June, 2012. "Bye y'all. Catch me on my paaage."
Fuck me!
*reads post*
(Nailed it!)
"And two, I'm sick of you all bitching and moaning about each other" (?!)
(What a cunt!)
"As of tomorrow, if you still want to talk to me on here, just search for my name, and Emma Blackery Musician/band should come up."
"For those of you who don't care, bye!"
*groan of cringe*
"I was supposed to be seeing Blink-182 today, and I completely forgot."
"Well, I didn't. I just couldn't be arsed to go."
FUCking kidding me?!
WHY DIDN'T WE GO AND SEE BLINK-182?!
Who, in their right mind, "can't be arsed to go" ... to Blink-182?!
This is me, just... talking about wrestling.
Nothing has chaaanged
"I want Drogba's babies" ??
That's a footballer I ... uhhhhh?
"When something's troubling you, write a song about it. Find positivity in difficulty through your own productivity. The music I make is like keeping a loud, harmonic diary."
*pure pain and cringe*
Ohhhh GODDDDD
"Voters are absolute fucking idiots"
Yep.
*reads post*
Uhm.
"WHY? WHY? Why is this a thing? Why are WE a thing? Why are YOU a thing? Why is EVERYONE a thing, why is THIS a thing?"
"Why did I get drunk BY MYSELF?"
Oh, look, how excited I was when the Rock tweeted me!
Awwhhh I'm still getting feels from it!
The Rock has a YouTube channel now.
Uhm, I mean, needless to say I have clearly inspired him so much
Buddy, you're in MY town.
Come and make a video. Let's hang out.
We've been "buds" for years now. Alright?
Come make a video with me.
Come and hang.
It'll be good.
OHHH, do you remember the "Fenton" thing?!
"Fenton! Fen-" OH that was... was that FOUR YEARS AGO?
2012. "Screw you guys, I'm listening to Busted"
Screw you! I'm TOURING with Busted!
HA!
*unamused head shake*
*snort*
OH GOD, there's posts from my ex-boyfriend being like "get well soon baby" ooh god. Oh godddd.
Oh goddddd!
This is the pinnacle.
This is the one.
This is the post that I didn't know I wanted to find.
"I may never be normal, but I sure as Hell will never be BORING."
*the punk lyf chose me*
"What does Nine Inch Nails have to do with religion? Oh yeah, Trent Reznor is GOD."
*THE PUNK LYF CHOSE ME*
"Just found 20 pound in the pocket of my old coat..."
"...shibby!"
Can I bring SHIBBY back?
That's it, that's it.
THAT'S the new phrase.
Forget "rad".
"Rad" is done.
Nothing is "rad".
Everything is "shibby!"
"Think I might just get drunk by myself..."
"What a loser, ha!"
... *identity crisis*
"Overwhelmed with tiredness and emotion."
Yeah, okay. Me.
Let's do it.
Let's go through the pictures.
Alright, first up: I wanna talk about this one.
Because, I could've taken that yesterday
And I'd look the same...
and that's...
... weird.
How is that picture of me and my best friend FOUR years old and I STILL look the same?
Good! I guess?
Do I look older? Do I look younger?
I think I look younger NOW.
DAMN I improved!
Alright *clap* profile pictures!
This is a picture of me, uh during BAND practice.
That's... that's weird.
Look at my short, shaggy hair. Awh.
... oh.
Pfffffffffffft
OKAY!
THAT is an example of a scene kid never growing out of it after MySpace died.
*gasp*
... ooh...
ohhhh!
ooooooooh!
That's fucking weird.
So...
So I've... I've mentioned to you guys before that, I used to have a channel called
"Pink Fluffy Hat Time"
And it was me, just... making vlogs / like ranting videos, just wearing a pink hat.
That was the gimmick.
THAT'S the hat.
It's a good hat!
... I miss that hat.
If anyone owns a hat like that, can I have it?
*regret*
...yep.
That was when I was recording vocals, uhm.
For some demos for my first EP, I think
Orrrrr, maybe it was for a band thing?
I don't know...?
Feels.
Ohh. I was sooooo prettyyy!
AWWWWWWWwwwwwhhhh...
Look!!
I'm so small! There's my little Placebo shrine in the background!
I kinda suit the hair like that. I look so young!
I look SO young!
Sorry, I'm squeeing at myself.
I look sooooo fucking "shibby"!
Ohh!
WHO did this after MySpace stopped being a thing??
But having it upside down was "quirkyyy!"
"Shibby"!
Ooooooooooohhhhh...
Do I need to call myself out on my shittiness orrrr are you all gonna do it for me?
It's even worse when the caption is:
NO you DAMN shouldn't!
I told you, I worked in a certain... fast food "McRestaurant" at some point.
Oh!
Yep.
Yeah, that was... that, it was a weird day at college
Let's move on...
DAMN GIRL!
DAAAAAAAMN!
*sing-song* Someone wanted to be in Paramore!
... I still wanna be in Paramore...
Err I mean, these are just, very generic selfies now, but, good to see we STILL haven't grown out of the "let's do a full fringe; that'll look really GOOD."
... phase
Ohhh! It's me and my daddy!
Awwwh!
Ohhhhh!
Ohhhhh, feels!
feels dot com
forward slash...
... daddy
... Don't do it.
CM Punk hat. CM Punk shirt. Two wrestling belts.
... What a nerd.
2011 Emma... had no idea
of ANY of this.
Wasn't even on her radar of being able to dream about it...
Feels.
I look... very odd in this.
BUT that is proof that my hair CAN grow out
to a decent length on its own.
Possibly THE most emo picture of my life, and that was in college when I was 18.
If I saw you in the street, I would walk away.
I would... I would cross the road.
What was I doing...?
and why was I doing it?
WHAT IS THIS?
What is THAAAAT?!
Oh thi- this is, this is just great
... yeah.
...okay.
Okay, number 1: You should never take a selfie with the toilet seat up.
That is not a thing.
that anyone should do. Don't do it.
Ohhhhkay.
I think I was trying to be Misty.
Oh!
OHkay!
There ya go!
That was the original, uh, tattoo I had on my leg before I had it covered up.
And in about... two weeks or so, I'm getting my leg redone. The tattoo on my leg is gonna get redone.
It's gonna look nice and -
Remember when I said I wanted to get my tattoos removed?
Huh
...no.
Oh, this is great. This is, this is, this is wonderful.
Uhm, this is a comment, that I made, uh when my, my band, uh commented on this, I said:
"I love how all you guys appreciate this so much, anyone outside the band is gonna think I'm stupid, which I am. But I love it."
..."Don't kick me out."
But you know what? I think
I think that's about it.
I think that's all I can get from this page but that was...
that was a feels trip.
For sure.
I don't really know what to say.
Do I look better?
Did I look better blonde?
I think I did, I looked pretty good blonde.
I'm not gonna do it, dammit!
Whoaa that's weird, I'm getting the chills.
But also it's cold so maybe, maybe I'm just cold...
Do you ever look back on your old Facebook stuff and just realise: "Damn, I was a complete tosser"?
I'm glad you got to witness that with me.
I hope you guys enjoyed this video, if you did, then...
... I dunno, watch it again?
I don't fucking know, do what you want.
But, until next time guys, I shall catch you later!
Why do I always walk away... when I have to stop recording?
It... doesn't even look good.
*fart*