[squeaky hammer sounds]
Ahh what the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Stop dude!
[shouting] Fucking Israel again, dude!
Fucking construction and noise all the time and people shouting!
There's always someone shouting!
I cant st-cant get a peaceful sleep in this country in Israel!
FUCK dude not this shit agaaaaaain!
God damnit look at this nasty big ass dog shit, dude on this fucking beautiful path.
I'm trying to— AY! AY! FUCK dude there's always DOG shit everywhere!
Fucking smells like SHIT!
The country somehow smells like dog shit.
And I'm fucking here, trying to enjoy my beautiful fucking day!
It smells like dog shit man!
Oww! Fuck off dude!
[Squeaky hammer noises continue]
Dude this small coffee cost 5 fucking dollars, dude.
Aww, what the fuck man?!
Yo what the fuck is this shit? Who puts milk in a bag?
And, it's a week expired.
It's fucking disgusting, dude.
Aww.
Disgusting, fuck off!
Fuck off, please.
Uhh.
Dude stop.
Stop, dude!
Fuck off, dude!
STOP!
Fuck off, dude. That's enough.
[Panting]
Hila grab the emergency absinthe, dude.
Hurry, dude.
I can't believe this shit nah, Fucking, I can't stand another day like this, dude!
[intense gag]
Oh my god, my liver stopped functioning right now, dude.
Fuck this!
Let's just… fucking leave.
Right?
Let's just fucking leave this shit, man.
Oh, AY! What? How did you even get in here, dude?
[aggressively hitting Ethan] What OWW DUDE! Hey! Hey!
[indistinct crowd chatter]
How red are my eyes right now, 'cause they feel like, really red.
[Hila] It's not that bad. No [Ethan] Not that bad?
It feels really bad.
I feel like I probably look really beautiful,
but I'm feeling much worse than the amount of beauty that is coming through the camera right now.
I look good on camera, I know that.
I'm blessed with a very powerful on camera presence.
But underneath that, is a lot of suffering.
[Hila giggles]
It is nice to know that I do look beautiful though, that does comfort me.
[sheep noise, iconic cough]
[Dat ass]
[dubstep remix of Ethan's various coughs and gags builds up]
[shouting] DAMMIT SEAN!
[bass drops]
Woof.
It's just gonna get worse from here.
Yeah dude!
[heavy breathing]
What happened?
Why am I on the floor?
What happened dude?
Did I fucking stroke out? What happened Hila?
[Hila] I don't know, you...?
[sick beats build up]
Please, continue.
Pffft
[music stops]
The airline we called is called: "Norwegian air bus shuttle." Something like that. [Hila giggles a lot]
I like that idea, nothing says cheap ticket like, bussing me through the air.
I'm being shuttled to the air here, guys. Over a course of 33 hours
[Squeaky hammer sounds]
Ahahahahaowww [Hila] Hold on a sec. Do it again.
Ohh for ff- ok im ready. [Sean] Let's start from the beginning
[squeaky hammer sounds]
[Hila] Okay.
[Ethan laughs]
♫ An unoriginal ♫
[fanfare]
Pew pew
♫ Productions ♫ (And I'm ready to crunch)