So if you know anything about me,
you know that I'm obsessed with The Bachelor.
[APPLAUSE]
I know, guys.
It's a shock, right?
I never talk about it.
So I'm very happy to introduce my guest DJ, Colton.
[CHEERING]
You're so cute.
Oh my gosh.
Well, wait, do you sit there the whole time?
I think so.
This is so fun for me.
This is awesome.
This is crazy.
You're doing great.
I was watching backstage.
Oh my god.
Can you feel my heart?
It's like, whoo.
Man, this is nerve-racking.
Yeah.
Are you on a whole tour doing a bunch of press and things?
I think we're done now.
Are you?
Yeah.
So this is back to normal life.
You know, a guest DJ on Ellen.
Yeah, me too, buddy.
High five.
Normal life.
This is my every day.
Yeah.
You brought somebody with you.
I did, Cassie.
Yeah.
You guys are so cute.
You know, I've never nerded out on any actor.
The only people I've ever fanned on were reality people.
Is that weird?
You're like, no that's not weird.
That's my life.
But for me, it's so crazy.
It has been a little crazy.
These last two weeks have been a little nuts for us.
Do you guys-- when the show--
you're like, duh, but when the show
ends, before the finale airs, you have to hide who you are,
what you do together, right?
Everything.
We've been sneaking around though.
we were a little risky with it.
Really?
Colton was more risky than I was.
Clearly.
And then, that's when we would fight
was when he would like try and be a rebel.
And I'm like--
He jumped an 8-foot for a fence for you.
Look at this.
This is courtesy of my mom.
What that's on your face?
Her mom drew a goatee on, because we
went for a bike ride.
Yes.
Yeah.
You can't tell it's me.
And then, that's--
Oh, that is me.
Or that is Edna from "The Incredibles."
I don't know.
Yeah.
We're very, very lucky we didn't get caught.
Yeah.
You can still tell it's him, no matter what you do to his face.
You can't hide the structure or the body.
I mean, all things considered, you're both very recognizable.
Well, I'm so, so glad you guys are both here.
Thanks for having us.
Wait.
I have one extra question.
And you can answer this honestly, which I hope you do.
What's your take on Hannah B?
I think it's going to be a fantastic season.
She is like unapologetically herself.
She has no filter.
And that makes for good TV and falling in love.
Yeah.
It's going to be fun to watch.
I'm very excited.
Cassie, what's your take on Hannah B?
By the way, wait, wait, I want to say my husband picked you
in our bracket, first episode.
Really?
Yeah.
But wait.
What's your take on Hannah B?
I'm so excited to watch her.
I think she's gonna--
Both of you.
Stop it.
Enough of this.
The Bachelor is over.
And I had to find something else to watch.
This is a true story, guys.
My in-laws come into town, I walk out of the room,
I come back, and their favorite thing to watch
is the Weather Channel.
This is not a lie.
What's it called?
Like augmented reality.
On the Weather Channel, look at this.
Look at this.
They're like, watch out.
There's a tornado.
So of course, I thought it'd be really
fun to add a little augmented reality to my favorite show.
So here's The Bachelor with a little bit
of augmented reality, guys.
I'm just blindsided, I guess.
Oh my god.
That was good.
I wish I had something to do with this.
It's brilliant.