[beeping]
You'll be happy to hear we're out
of the black lemonade business.
We found something new.
Yeah, it's all yours, buddy. Homemade cookies.
Yay.
Huh. You know, a homemade cookie is just the kind of comfort food
I could use right now. Thanks.
Hey, these cookies are delicious.
What's in them?
Spider eggs.
Yeah. Say hello to our new partner.
Mildred, you've met Squidward.
[screaming]
[beeping]
[groaning]
Become famous. Revenge later.
[scoffs] Come on.
[groaning]
Be inspired.
Did it.
[screaming]
No!
[crying] Why?! Why? Why? Oh, why?
[beeping]
Here, help me move this sofa.
You got, Squiddy. Where we moving her to?
Hang on. I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.
Now, don't move it till I say- Ow!
Okay, it's on my foot. Now, don't- Ow!
Okay!
[groaning]
Ow! SpongeBob, I told you not to move til I said- Ow!
Why do you keep moving it?!
Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"
[groaning]
I don't need you! I can move it myself!
See-ee!
Wow, Squidward, you're so strong.
And you split your sofa in half.
It'll be really easy to move now.
[beeping]
Yes! Yes! I admit, SpongeBob! I love Krabby Patties!
I knew it all along, Squidward.
No one can resist a Krabby Patty.
Squidward! How many are you eating?!
Squidward!
[laughing]
Squidward, you can't eat all those patties at one time!
Squidward!
What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
No worse! It'll go right to your thighs!
My thighs?
And then you blow up!
[siren blaring]
Yeah-heh, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
[beeping]
Well, Squidward, I guess this is your new life.
And this is your new bed. Good night, old life.
I'll miss you.
Goodnight, Squidward.
Where are you?
Patrick and I are having a sleepover
in your belly button.
What the-? Get out of there!
You two have ruined my life.
[crying]
[beeping]
SpongeBob, you gotta get out of there.
It's a straight shot up the stomach
to the esophagus where the reed is.
[gasping]
You can complete your mission
if we could just access an alternative fuel,
like natural gas.
Natural gas?
Like this.
[burping]
Stop burping inside me. That's disgusting.
Wait a minute, Squidward.
- They might be on to something. - What?
If you could make a big enough burp...
We could filter the CO2 through our ballast tanks,
refire the engines and ride the shock wave out of here.
Wow.
- He's right. - What?
We're going through with your plan, Patrick.
Yay!
What plan?
Now, burp, Squidward. Lives are on the line.
I never thought it would end this way.
[burping]
It's working!
Whee!
They're heading for the esophagus!
[sniffing]
Phew. What have you been eating?
Morons.
[beeping]
[laughing]
[choking]
[dinging]
Whoa, Squidward, you're choking.
I know what to do,
but I should wash my hands first.
Oh, well.
[popping]
I win.
[beeping]
Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!
This is Jellyfish Fields, where wild jellyfish roam,
just waiting to be captured.
[buzzing]
No, no, Squid, over here.
I know you're eager, but you don't even have your net.
Patrick, fix him up
while I find him a good specimen.
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
Firmly grasp it.
Firmly grasp it!
[groaning]
That oughta do it.
[beeping]
I'd like to speak to Mer-
What did- What- Ow.
[Mermaid Man]
What did you do to me?
I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it.
SpongeBob, if you don't return me
to normal size right now,
you are going to be in really big trouble.
Uh... uh... okay. Uh.
I said, "Now".
Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. [beeping]
Do you hear me?!
Holy fish paste!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
Don't you know how to work that thing?
[beeping]
I can't see! I can't see! I wanna see!
[grunting]
I still can't see.
[screaming]
Ta-da!
[cheering, applause]