What're you doing?
The core explodes in two minutes.
I can fly it out over the bay.
You could've gone anywhere but you came back here.
So did you.
I guess we're both suckers.
Shouldn't people know the hero who saved them?
A hero can be anyone.
Even a man doing something as simple as putting a coat on a young boy's shoulders.
I... may or may not have been that boy.
Oh... oh really?
The boy who... I don't know...
Maybe had just had his parents murdered?
Right--
Making me...
[sarcastically] Oh, my god, you're Bruce Wayne!
You know there's a bomb that's gonna go off...
Shhh......
It's not who I am underneath--
But what you do that defines you.
It's what I do...
That defines me.
I forgot to mention.
No autopilot.
So I'm straight up sacrificing myself for my city.
[sarcastically] Oh, that is so sad. Oh, look at the time--
We need a relic.
For a masked vigilante.
Who's name... we don't even know.
Perhaps Bruce Wayne...
[Catwoman] Oh my god, he hasn't left yet?!
No, I told him!
Batman! Aren't you forgetting something REALLY important?
Oh right!
Selina.
I forgot to give you... the clean slate.
Look at that! You already gve me the clean slate, so...
You can go.
THE CLEAN SLATE.
The ultimate tool for a master thief with a record.
I already know what it--
THE CLEAN SLATE!
It wipes your record clean.
Clean as a clean slate--
SHUT UP ABOUT THE CLEAN SLATE! JUST GO!
Clean slate!
I forgot to do my stretches.
Alright, you're about to die so you don't really need to stretch.
Okay...
It's a little mormy, but... fair point.
I'm outie.
One more thing.
I can't help but feel like our kiss was rushed.
What?
For a last kiss on earth...
It's like a seven.
I feel like I should get another shot.
If she kisses you will you leave?
Totally.
[whispers] I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
[sighs]
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Sorry.
It's been awhile since a bat's been in the cave, if you know what I mean.
[Gordon] Yeah, see, you're not even a bat. You're a pig!
[Catwoman] Save the goddamn city!
Okay!
I'll go.
Drop the bomb in the bay.
The bay.
Where it won't hurt a soul.
-Good. -Thank you!
The bay.
[Gordon] Yup.
Sittin' on the dock of the bay.
Please don't.
♪ Watchin' the tiiiiide ♪
♪ Roll awayyyyyy♪
Oh my god we're gonna die.
♪ [whistles to "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"] ♪
Alright... IF YOU DON'T LEAVE RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
Okay! Okay!
Please! Go!
Okay. Sorry.
-Leave! -Please!
One last question.
WHAT?
-Harvey Dent... - (Gordon) Oh, fuck my face.
Can we trust him?
No, we can't trust him, because he's Two-Face and he's dead and you killed him and Bane -- JUST LEAVE!
Fine.
Jesus Louesus.
How does this thing even work?
It's new, I'm... still getting the hang of it.
Oop, got-- there it is.
There's a button marked "down."
Oh, one more thing.
Tell Alred...
to suck it.
♪ [whistles to "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"] ♪
Huh. We're saved.
And he got rid of the bomb.
Oh.
What a hero!
Huh?
Hey.
What're you doing for the next couple of months?
You wanna go to the same cafe in Italy with me everyday?
And wait for my butler?
Fuck this.
[Catwoman] I know what the clean slate is!
THE CLEAN SLATE!
[laughs]
I got some lasagna in my drawers.
Hey. Promise me one thing.
What?
Don't read from "A Tale of Two Cities" at my funeral. Ugh.
You're under arrest.
Always mind your surroundings!
I'll... I'll shoot you in the face!
Okay.
LEAGUE OF SHADOWS!
[laughs]