"Hello underachievers.
We're gonna be talking about..."
Hello underachievers!
I'm back here with Corry.
What should they stream, Corry?
- My music. - No.
My... YOUR music!
MY music!
So we're back on our straight people [ ],
and I just gotta say that we do not hate straight people.
- Do we hate straight people? - We do not hate straights.
We do not hate straight people.
We just think it's funny that some straight people fit the exact stereotype
of their only goal being the fact that they want to get pussy!
Yeah!
Even though they don't know how to get it.
"Just a crumb of pussy, please!
Just, just a crumb of puss!"
And before anybody comments:
"Oh! What would you feel like if we did this about gay people?"
We've already done that, we've made a video about gay people
in the same way we're making this video today.
It's just a bit of like fun vibe!
So I think I found the straightest man on TikTok,
and I wish him well...
Oh! Thank you.
Yeah! But...?
To be honest I just get the ick from that side of straight TikTok,
where like, grown ass men flirt with the camera knowing damn well that like,
the majority of their audience is probably 13.
Yeah, that's pretty disgusting.
So obviously a lot of people will recognize this guy,
so we just thought we'd get out of the way!
It's this guy!
Oh! That guy.
Yeah, he's kind of hot. He's attractive.
He has the smooth filter turned on, I can't tell!
Are you...?
This is clip..
You're looking? That is... He's attractive.
- Could just be his angle. - Oh, my God!
OK, that's true, actually.
He says: "Bro, hot girl summer does not exist".
"Bro, hot girl summer does not exist.
If you're a hoe just say that, no shame in it, for real.
Like, nobody gives a [ ].
Like 99% of guys are hoes anyways,
so they definitely can't judge you.
Just don't let them ruin your vibe!"
"Just don't let them ruin your vibe".
- "Yeah..." - "Yeah... You're a hot girl".
You can get away with anything if people think you're hot.
Right. You need to have no brains!
What about being hot makes you a hoe?
That's what I want to know.
"If you're a hoe just say that, for real.
No shame in it, for real".
Opinions in the comments.
How would you feel if I started to make videos like this?
I think you could get away with it.
What the hell are you...? Get up!
"If I ask the girl for chapstick and she just pulls me to kiss me...
I would simply just pass away, bro".
I mean, look: I don't think there's anything wrong with this guy, really.
- I don't see a problem with him. - I don't see a problem with him.
- I quite like him! - This is a positive review!
He's got a lot of earrings.
- He's got...! He does... - He's got a lot of earrings!
I like it! I like his jewelry.
If you told me this guy was bi, I'd be like: "Yeah, OK".
He's almost a himbo, but he seems too sure of what he's doing.
He's aware!
I just like that he also makes elaborate like, stories up in his head.
"I was just hanging out at the cinema and Tom Holland...
What to be there and he'd come up to me and he was like:
'Hey, no, you're really hot' and then we kissed".
- Oh, yeah, it's your name here. - Yeah! He's like us!
"Another night without a 5'4" brunette in my bed...
Pain".
Oh, my God! You could be in his bed!
- Yeah! I was literally like... - Oh, my God!
- I have a TikTok in my drafts of me responding to him.
"Well, another night without a 5'4" brunette in my bed..."
"It's clearly blonde
and I'm actually 5'5"".
He's got bi man energy.
He didn't specify gender, here.
He wants you!
This is this is a call for specifically Noah Finnce.
POV: You are coming into my bed.
Why am I in your bed?
Is that supposed to be hot?
No!
God... Now I'm stressed.
At this point I'm just not sure what he wants.
I know exactly what he wants.
- Apart from women! - No, he wants a 5'4" brunette.
And it's very clear what he wants there!
Another night without a 5'4" brunette in my bread.
I MEAN why is he trying to have sex with his phone!
Are those condoms in the background?
Are those condom wrappers in a video game controller?
- Is that what that is? - [...] some Minecraft.
If you were single and heartbroken over me,
would you use TikTok like this?
I think you're misunderstanding.
He's not simply using TikTok like this to get a 5'4" brunette in his bread.
He's using it to broadcast himself out to many people
and have people say that he's hot that boost is confident!
I've never even considered that.
I've never ever put out a video or a picture in order for people to compliment me.
Am I in focus?
"Some of yours are so against wearing a mask, like
put that [ ] back on, bro. It's doing you a favor".
- I like him! I like him! - Me too! He's funny as [ ]!
There's nothing wrong with this man whatsoever!
He just thinks of sentences and is like:
"Right, right. I'm gonna say this on camera".
So if you're watching this, please, can we be friends?
Honestly!
He's using his hot boy powers for good.
I guess you could say that, but imagine like, the texts he would send you.
"Hey bro, you want to hang out tonight?
You want to get lit?"
"I mean, you can unadd me,
but you can't unswallow my kids".
OK, right.
I knew that would be a moment where your brain would switch. You'd be like:
"Maybe I don't want to be friends with this guy".
I mean, I still want to be friends with him but that was...
That was a turn.
Imagine being a nine-year-old girl picking up TikTok for the first time.
Scrolling through your feed and this guy is like:
"You can't unswallow my kids".
[Scream]
- Imagine how confused she'd be! - "Why would I eat babies?"
She wouldn't understand it! She'd be really upset.
"You could not want to, you know, hang with me anymore.
- But you suck my [ ]... - Hold on!
Let me have a thought! Let me have a thought!
"You will be like:
'You shouldn't want to be in a relationship so bad, just love yourself'.
Like, yeah. I love myself.
But then what's gonna be my late night snack every night?"
Why have these become so sexual?
How have they gone from like, sweet, like:
"Oh, I wish I had someone with me".
You know, wear a mask, to "I want to eat someone, bro!"
They've gone so sexual so quick.
I just feel like the most 21 year old guys if they were feeling this type of way,
they'd just like have a [ ].
Or harass women, I think this is probably better.
- This is the better of the 2 options. - I think this is somewhere in between.
It's... I mean, if it's harass women or do this,
I mean, doing this is preferable, I think.
His transition here reminds me of a Disney Channel star,
because he was all wholesome and then suddenly Miley Cyrus is doing 'Wrecking Ball'
and you're like: "Cool! Go for it, girl".
A little eyelash.
Next TikTok!
"So you're that green vegetable that nobody likes?
No, that's Brussels sprouts.
I'm trying to [ ]".
I'm trying to [ ] your mouth, right?
I thought he was just breaking the formula and I was gonna say:
"Hot people can just not be funny".
The more attractive you are, the less funny you need to be to be considered funny.
Like, look at you, you gotta be really funny.
- Oh... - Yeah.
Either way that wasn't gonna be a compliment.
"OK, so If i'm so ugly or weird,
let me be your girl's boy best friend.
Oh... Now you get a little insecure with that, huh? OK".
Ugh.
Who's calling this guy ugly? And... Well, I mean, weird.
You're a weird guy!
No...
Not in a good way, but it's not the baddest...
I can see why someone would call him "weird" seeing his TikToks,
but also, who's calling this guy ugly?
- This is an imagined scenario. - Exactly! Well, that's all his TikTok is!
This is like when you have an argument in your head.
Yeah! It's like an elaborate daydream where just like:
"If this guy said this, I'd say this back!"
Well, maybe he was ugly in high school.
"Now I'm hot and I'm doing cool TikToks, I would totally say this!"
All of these TikToks are just to get back at people in high school, maybe.
That's what my entire social media is.
OK, so I think people have realized that he doesn't actually speak like that.
"Shout out to kkstar24, aka Christina
for confirming that my voice is actually this disgusting.
But no, she's been around for like, 8 months. She's an OG OG.
I don't know what else you're meant to tell you, this is my normal voice.
Sorry a lot of you haven't hit puberty yet and can't grow facial hair, but..."
You're 21, bro. Why are you...?
Imagine being in your 20s on the Internet and making fun of children for not hitting puberty!
This is his normal voice, right? Imagine he's got a day job:
- "Hello, welcome to Walmart". - "You want pepperoni with that?"
"Please, take your bags from the checking area".
"This is a an announcement with the person with the red Camaro, please".
"Come to the back".
Come on, man, you've got to be putting on some kind of voice.
Is he like, bomb with his Adam's apple?
"I'm sorry.
OK, I did do some further investigation, I watched a few of those videos
that you guys are saying like I'm forcing my voice in them in some,
but my phone was...
The speakers down like, on my desk when I was recording those
and it was causing some sort of echoing, so I don't know if that was like,
I don't know if that may make a difference but like, besides that,
I don't know what else to tell you, then".
Come on!
- I am so bright! - Yes! Very smart boy.
No! What was I gonna say?
I don't even think he's trying to be funny when he does this.
I think he genuinely thinks that he can convince people that that's his real voice.
He can.
I am certain that there are people that will see that and be like:
"Yeah, it was the speaker".
- "It was the speaker!" - "It was the speaker, leave him alone!"
- "He was so far away!" - "Leave him alone!
"Do you know how speakers work?!"
"For real, though, I just want a hug.
You must be on birth control, though".
I cannot read this man's vibes.
The [ ] lighting. Go away!
Thanks.
So of course Trey is really upset at the amount of oppression that like,
skinny white boys... Tall skinny white boys are receiving!
That is one thing I've always noticed.
That people have always said that tall skinny white boys are not attractive.
The least attractive group in society.
Well, what's he got to say.
"Let me show you what you're missing:
Paradise".
He says we're missing a pair of dice.
Very good.
Well, I have nothing to add to that.
I wish the lighting... I wish...
We were sat here.
This is much better.
OK, you just hold it and we'll finish the video like this.
- Should we restart the video? - No, just finish the video.
- Hello underachievers! - No! Finish the video like this!
Well yes! That was the end of the video.
How do you feel about Trey? I think he's a lovely, lovely, boy,
but I wish he just didn't do all that sexual stuff in front of the children,
that's not good.
All right.
- Look at you! You're... - Expressing my feelings!
I like Trey. He seems nice. We should be friends.
Send me a message.
- Trey... - I just want to talk.
I hope this video is not terrible. Do you think it would be fine?
I think you can really save it in the edit.
OK! Well, thank you for watching!
Have a good day, or don't. See you later losers!
Goodbye!
Also, follow Corry, and things.
And watch his podcast Sci Guys.
We maybe even did a video together.
- Did we? - Yeah!
Wow, yeah, but not recently.
We're doing one right now. We're literally about to film. one.
Oh, God, yeah. Goodbye!