- When people spell your name right.
Mm, that's that ish I like.
(galloping)
(bells twinkling)
(whooshing)
What up everyone it's your girl Superwoman.
And you know who hates Christmas?
January.
Because December done finished all my money and now poor
January is cuddling up trying to keep warm, trying to warm
up a can of soup on a candle.
January is stealing wifi from the neighbors.
January is is taking a shower with wet wipes.
January is broke.
And that's why I like to be a cheap person
during the holidays.
And also just in life in general.
But sometimes during Christmas
that can be hard.
- Hey, Lilly.
Oh, my god Mom would totally love this.
- Mm yeah but girl, how much do you think it is?
- What like, 50 $60?
- Kay, no.
That's like at least 80.
- That is way too expensive.
That's too much!
- Really?
- Excuse me
dude in that,
what is that,
green shirt?
How much is this purse?
- 1499.
- Wow!
(giggles)
$15?
- No, 1499.
Dollars.
(record scratching)
- I'm sorry, what now?
- $1,499.
- Hm.
- I see.
- Okay, so it's like,
that's like pretty close to what we thought then.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Totally makes sense.
- Yeah, of course.
- I mean, look at it.
It
the
tassels.
- The quality.
- And stuff.
- I just need to speak to you for a second.
Pretend to think about it for 20 seconds.
- [Tia] Mmm.
- [Lilly] 1499.
- Hmm, oh.
- Keep thinkin' about it.
- Okay.
- Not yet, not yet.
- [Tia] What to do.
- Okay and
now.
- Thank you very much.
We'll be right back.
- She'll go to a atm.
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
Hold it?
- Oh, we'll hold it.
- Oh, you're the best.
- Like your shirt.
(laughter)
You ever hear the price of something and you just implode
inside but you try to remain casual like, mhm.
Mm, yeah, okay, mhm.
Me
every
day.
Sometimes to find the best deals I'll do online shopping
and that's great because it also helps me avoid the chaos
of the mall.
And to be honest
it helps me save a lot of money.
Yo.
I found the Lego set cousin Nicky wants online for 19.99.
Lego.
I'm so good.
My budget was 25.
Wait, what's this?
- Oh,
$20 shipping.
- Oh hell naw.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It says free shipping for purchases over $50.
(cracking)
(typing)
- Okay, done.
- What you get, girl?
- I got the Lego, a box of forks, three granola bars, a
pack of markers, and a loofah.
(laughter)
Boom.
- Oh.
Total $49 and 50 cents.
- And a apple.
- Boom!
- I'm so financially responsible.
- Yah!
- When it comes to Christmas shopping I like to get creative
when it comes to saving money.
I consider it an art form.
If you pay $10 for something and I pay $8 for it, do you
know what that means?
That means I'm smarter than you.
(Christmas music)
Oh, hello, man.
Yes, I would like to purchase one electronic device.
Can you please recommend one?
- Definitely.
This is the new camera.
Super 2018.
It's not even 2017 yet.
- Yeah, aye?
You know, let me just call my sister.
It's a gift for our mom, you know.
- Oh yeah.
- Where's the damn Lego?
(phone buzzing)
- Sister.
- Sista.
- That was cute.
Okay, so they have a G-nine
two here for, was it, 799.
Yeah.
What you think?
- Opening Craigslist and Ebay right now.
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
This one is, what, brand new in the box?
- 2018, it's like a pre-pre-release.
- Brand new in the box, so.
- Got it.
Looking for an unused one.
- Uhhuh.
Uhhuh.
Yeah, I just wanna make sure it's the right one for Mom.
Actually, you know what, you mind if I take a picture of
it real quick?
- Oh, sure.
- My sister, yeah, yeah, here, just one second here.
(camera clicking)
Okay, yeah.
Tell me what you think.
- Okay.
(typing)
Haha yes!
I found the same model!
- Really.
Oh, sorry, we're debating if we want one or two.
Yeah, my sister's a child actor, so money ain't a thang.
You know.
- Oh my gosh, we have two in stock right now.
- Oh, they have two in stock right now.
- I found one for $500, brand spanking new
and the guy doesn't seem that sketchy.
- Mm, I completely agree.
You know, sorry.
I think we're looking for something just a
little more advanced.
Thanks anyways.
- Oh.
- Buy it, buy it, buy it.
("Black and Yellow" by Wiz Khalifa)
- Oh, alright, alright, alright.
- You know what I have a lot of?
Exes?
No, standards.
But in addition to those standards you know what I have
a lot of?
I have a lot of reasons as to why I need to return this
product to your store.
I literally don't nail a single audition but ask me to
return something at a store and I will become mother
effin' Jennifer Lawrence.
Mmm, this wasn't the right one.
It wasn't the right color.
Yeah, it's just not compatible with my TV.
I broke up with him so
I don't need this anymore.
And during Christmas I do the same damn thing.
Would you expect me to actually buy these Christmas
decorations for the long term?
Hell naw.
- Hey,
what's up?
So
we'd like to purchase all
of these items.
- Okay.
- But here's, right?
We're not sure if our mom already bought some of this stuff,
so what's your return policy?
- Unopened with the tags until December 22nd.
- December 22nd okay, okay, got it, of course, yeah.
- Yo.
The party's been moved from the 23rd to the 21st.
Bring your own booze.
- Except these cups are final sale.
- And cups.
- That'll be 62.40.
- Ohh.
- It'll be 62.40, okay.
Here's my student discount card.
Wanna just?
- You're a student?
- Mhm.
- Mm.
- Mhm.
(laughter)
- Puberty hit her hard.
(chuckles)
(fun music)
- Oh, you forgot your tag on your hat.
Here, let me get that for you.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa back up sista.
Actin' like we won the lottery up in here.
(Christmas music)
- Hey.
The candy canes are for display purposes only.
Okay?
What's up?
(giggles)
So
we wanna return all of these unopened items.
Apparently our mom bought it all.
- You didn't open any of these?
- No, sir.
(upbeat music)
- That was like that when we got it.
Here's the thing thought, right.
Even thought I'm so cheap I still end up spending so much
money during the holidays.
Because there's one thing more powerful than my cheapness
and that is propaganda.
The colors.
The snowflakes.
Everything about Starbucks.
The carols.
It's like a virus that I can't fight.
- I'm not spending anymore money on gifts, girl, I am done.
- Me too.
Let's get out of here.
("Carol of the Bells")
- Suddenly I feel joyous.
- Maybe I should get my son that puppy.
- Ooo, maybe I should get that cashier at my grocery
store a gift.
- What are these emotions?
♫ Spend more money
♫ Use credit cards
♫ More credit cards
♫ Give them to me
♫ Get gift receipts
♫ Show all your love
♫ Under the tree
("Carol of the Bells")
- But no.
All jokes aside.
I hope this video was a good reminder about what actually
matters during the holidays.
And that's presents.
Lots and lots of presents.
Because that's the only way to show people you care.
Merry Christmas.
(twinkling)
(pops)
What up everyone it's your girl, Superwoman and
- Tia!
- If you liked this video make sure you give it a
big thumbs up.
If you wanna check out her new show called Tia Mowry at Home
cooking show, dope, January 8th you might see me on it,
links are in the description.
Make sure you go do that.
Last collab is right over there, bloopers and BTS
right over there.
Make sure you subscribe 'cause I make new videos every
Monday and Thursday.
One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop.
♫ Sista, sista.
(giggles)