Hello everybody, my name is Cory Barlog.
I'm the director of God of War, and I'm going to interview my lovely cast, asking them a
series of lightning round questions and challenging their ability to answer quickly and succinctly.
Are you up for the challenge my fellow castmates?
Fingers crossed.
Alright, and I have not seen these questions in advance, so this is an adventure for all
of us.
Cory's Qs. *laughter* What was your first job?
I have walked beans and detasseled corn.
Detasseled corn.
Fantastic.
Alright, Christopher.
My first job was a service station attendant.
Subway, making sandwiches, elbow deep in tuna and mayo.
Fantastic, you were a sandwich artist.
I was an *artiste*.
That's where the art began.
What was the weirdest piece of direction I gave you, you sons of bitches.
It was something like, "It is maybe not too late to recast.
May or may not, see if that motivates you, ACTION!"
"Just like that, only better."
Probably when you suggested Han Solo, just bring a little Han Solo into that Freya.
Yes, I actually spawned a dream.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
*whooooooo* Good heavens.
We're starting on that end this time, right?
Yeah, you know, we're going to mix it up, Danielle you're first.
Not a sandwich.
You're gonna go *eh*.
*Eh*.
A hot dog is technically a sandwich.
Oh look at that, already the fights begin.
Alright, you're deciding, what are you gonna do?
Hot dog a sandwich?
Um, you know, I..
I uh...
I'd like to say a hot dog is a fraudulent sandwich.
This one, we're gonna start back with you Danielle again, does pineapple belong on pizza?
Indeed!
Savory sweet.
Blasphemous.
Hell no.
Hell to the no.
I think it's a crime.
What is your favorite thing about Cory Barlog?
What a weird way for me I have to ask this questions, fantastic.
Let me count the ways.
Lightning round!
I couldn't stop rhapsodizing about you and articulating just how god-sized, polymorphously
god-sized your heart — that's the word of the day, polymorphously.
Don't get me started.
Please get me started.
I would say Cory's impeccable grooming habits.
Look at that.
I'm gonna say the beard.
I'm a big fan of everything about the man especially the beard.
What is the best outfit for voice acting?
*psh* I love these questions, even as they perplex me.
I would say anything involving a codpiece.
Codpiece.
I would say a onesie just like the one that I'm wearing.
Good for voice acting.
That is pretty much the voice actor's standard outfit.
It's like the onesie we wore on set.
It's what I wear when I direct.
Yet another uncomfortable question that I have to ask, why am I the best boss you've
ever had.
I can answer it quickly.
Quickly!
Danielle.
Why am I the best boss you've ever had?
Like a father, very open, and welcoming, and that wasn't a short lightning round.
Chris, why am I the best boss you've ever had?
Um, nurturing.
That's sweet.
I would be very bandwagonesque, your heart is, as we've been documenting, well-documented,
it's a god-sized heart.
You are just all beautiful humans, okay, I'm not supposed to read these.
If you had to kill me... with something in this room, *laughing* I love that this...
what would you use?
Paper cut!
You would use the book of course, we go right to the book.
I would kill you with the guys who wrote these questions.
Beat me with them, that's fantastic.
I would kill you with kindness.
Aw.
Killing you softly with our song.
Oh my gosh, that was beautiful, that was a good way to end that one.
Okay, that was a trick question, I'm too strong, you can never kill me.
That's a statement not a question.
You're invulnerable!
So who or what convinced you to become an actor?
Jeremy?
I remain unconvinced.
I think it's really debatable that I'm still in there.
I can't let it go.
I'm not certain you're even here right now.
Paul Winfield, Kevin Hooks, Sounder.
That's so good, and specific.
When my family reenacted the Wizard of Oz, letting me play Dorothy in the backyard, a
little Toto which was a stuffed animal, and I poured the water on my dad as the witch.
I was like, "Oh, I can do this."
You were like, "I got this."
The family was like, "Yeah, you can do this."
Do you guys want to hang out next Friday?
*awkward silence*
That's such a lie!
I want to hang out with you.
I love you.
Fraudulent!
I want to stroke your beard!
*CHRISTOPHERJUDGEFACE*