From creepy crawlies rape to stroking flipper’s wang, we look at 10 disturbing cases of interspecies
sex.
10.
Oh Deer • Bryan Hathaway was charged with sexual
gratification after being caught having sex with a dead deer.
• This Bambi-loving necrophiliac had only just gotten out of jail for killing a horse
that he was planning on getting frisky with.
When he came across the dead deer, he just couldn’t help himself.
• His lawyer argued that since the deer was already dead, nothing illegal transpired
because the statute only covers sex with animals, not carcasses.
Luckily the judge didn’t agree and found Bryan guilty of sexual gratification with
an animal.
9.
Seal the Deal • Over the past decade scientists have noticed
some pretty disturbing behavior amongst seals.
• It turns out male seals have been witnessed raping penguins!
In particular Antarctic fur seals will chase king penguins, corner them and then rape them.
And it seems it doesn’t even matter if the penguin is female or male, it’s still rape-city.
• In some cases the penguins were let go afterwards but sometimes the seal will kill
and then eat the penguins.
Scientists don’t understand the reason for this odd behavior; the penguins for dinner
part is fairly normal but raping Pingu is out of the ordinary but becoming more common.
So with all this rape and eating their victims, seals are basically the Jeffrey Dahmer’s
of the animal kingdom.
8.
Otter this world • Speaking of serial killers, it turns out
that otters are like the Ted Bundy’s of the animal kingdom.
Or John Wayne Gacy’s.
• Those cute and cuddly critters that hold hands while they sleep, yeah they’re raging
rape machines.
Except their victims are our previous perpetrators: seals.
But when they get to raping, they hold their victim’s face underwater, which sometimes
means accidently drowning their lover.
• As if that weren’t weird enough, sometimes they’ll hold onto the corpses of their victims
for a week like the little furry sadists they are.
7.
Got
your Goat • In 2006, a Sudanese man, Mr Tombe, was
caught in a compromising position with his neighbour’s goat.
• Mr Tombe was caught in the middle of the sex act and when he tried to escape, the goat’s
owner grabbed him and tied him up.
The village elders thought it was all pretty funny and cleverly named the goat ‘Rose’
because she had been deflowered.
• They told the neighbor not to go to the police and ordered Tombe to marry the goat
and pay a dowry to his neighbour.
Unfortunately the newlywed’s time together was short lived, but he’ll always have the
memories.
Remember though kids, if you don’t want someone to get your goat, don’t tell them
where you tied it up.
6.
Fly by Nighter • There’s a fruit fly called the yakuba
and scientists discovered they’ve been mating with a similar species called the santomea
fly.
• Yakuba males have external spines that hold their lover in place to ensure fertilization
is achieved.
Romantic, right?
And this is all chill, when he’s actually hooking up with a female yakuba fly.
• When they try to mate with this other breed, she doesn’t have the necessary equipment
so the spines just stabs her.
So he sort of humps her back and then ejaculates all over the place.
Then the sperm dries into some kind of super glue.
As if things weren’t awkward enough, now they’re stuck together.
It’s like an awkward, elevator ride that just won’t end.
5.
Lame llamas • In a few rare circumstances llamas have
been seen mating with donkeys.
• Or at the very least they’re trying to.
There are videos floating around online that show instances where groups of male llamas
are being total jackasses and forcing themselves onto female donkeys.
• Mother nature obviously didn’t see fit to make llamas as smart as they are cute and
fluffy.
Scientists aren’t sure if their attempted romp is confusion or just for shits and giggles.
Either way, these llamas are really making asses of themselves.
4.
Desirable Dolphin • Back in the 70s, Malcolm Brenner loved
Dolly the Dolphin and spent nine months photographing her as a part of a project he was working
on.
• He says that while he was swimming with the animal, she nibbled on his arm “erotically”
and that she was offended when he initially rebuffed her advances.
Eventually though he could no longer resist Dolly and they consummated their relationship.
He says that the dolphin’s vagina is like a series of complicated valves.
• Malcolm has since become a zoophile advocate and argues that animals can consent to sexual
activities with humans.
Unfortunately for Malcolm, (and fortunately for Dolly) she was moved interstate shortly
after their foray.
Probably because she just couldn’t stop flirting all the humans.
3.
Bed Bug Brutality • Remind me to never hook up with a bed
bug.
Or any animal that engages in a sex act referred to as “traumatic insemination”.
• The male bed bug has sharp genitalia and to impregnate a lady, he basically stabs her
stomach and then ejaculates into the wound.
When two different species of bed bugs try to comingle, the male doesn’t have any problems
stabbing females, like he’s Mike Myers in ‘Halloween.
‘ • But the females don’t fare very well
because their species doesn’t use the same system for procreation it leads to infertility
and occasionally dead-ness.
Scientists believe the males might be using it as a tactic to prevent other subspecies
from breeding and using up all the resources.
So in short, they’re dicks, but they’re probably sharp dicks.
2.
Hung like a Horse • In 2005, a man went to what’s called
an “animal brothel”, where fans of beastiality congregate to have sex with various farmyard
animals.
• This guy’s fantasy was to receive anal sex from a horse.
He succeeded in playing out his fantasies.
Unfortunately the animal’s penis ruptured the guy’s colon and he died as a result
of his injuries.
They ruled his death accidental.
• Thanks to the media circus surrounding he case at the time, Washington finally got
around to banning sex with animals in their state.
So karma got that guy, right in the ass apparently.
That’s what you get for horsing around.
1.
Dog-Gone it • In 2008, a 43 year old woman from Ireland
went searching online for a companion.
• It was in a bestiality chatroom that she met a man that invited her over to have sex
with man’s best friend; his pet Alsatian.
As it turns out the Irish lass didn’t know
she was allergic to dog semen.
• So shortly after this lady’s doggy deed, she died in hospital.
Shortly after the dog’s owner was charged with ‘buggery’, which some argued was
a bit rough.
It seems man’s best friend, isn’t so chummy with
the ladies.