Imma lookin for ass (me: LOL)
Welcome back to the retard bros, today we have a retard. on a chair
O O O O O H Y E A A A A
Mario:*PANIC* LUIGI!!!
Luigi:Mama Mia
Luigi:oooohhhhh.....
Mario:SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Luigi:huh?OOOOOOO *Boing* (nose grows like pinnocio while looking at dem pongs.)
i am ze not impressed.
why did mario go to 7 Eleven they don't even sell toilet paper - acutally other subtitles guy i think they do! >:3
*Slowmo* MeEt THe OLd mAN In ThE BED
i predict mario killing the man
Mario:MARIOS GOTTA SHET
Mario:Waska
pfft :p (Due To COVID-19) - (other captioner) Nu! its cause mario is COVID -19 and this be da mario virus .w. (stormsquid: oh)
Mario:>=O FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Mario:G I M M E D A T
Mario:ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?!?!?!
guy:epic trumpet solo :D
you paused to see this text xd.
Mario:S H U T U P !
*Le Sad Beedle & gets into depression*
Mario:Mamma Mia! (marios gonna jump into da angry)
*people screaming and crap*(WERE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIE!!) - (guessing nobody likes being mario?)
Poods:hey how's going bros My name's Pewdiepie!
Bye
BIOTCH
HEAVY MUST PUSH (BABY HEAVY GO WA-)
Boopkins:The SHITTY END IS NEAR
Boopkins:The end is near!
Mario:* Oh Yeh MAMA MIA THOINKDSNVDFNVBALTOH
Awh man!
H ello! =D
SMG4:*homer scream* (ChefBoyBonesConfirmed)
Mario:*gibberish*
SMG4:Sorry mario!
SMG4:Its every man for themself
SMG4:WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Mario:What a bİtch
toadshit: *retarded voice waaaah nooooo:<
Mario:Boing!
Toad:Waaa (Shockblaster97:other subtitle guy you can take control for a bit ima go brb) (squidstorm8: okie thx) (other captioner: yw)
*le sr.pelo scream*
Mario:well shit!
Mario:MAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAMA(Mr Meatball Is DOODOO!)
Mario:OLOOLOOLOOLLLOLOLOLLOOLOLOOOOLLLOLLLOOLLOLOL
WEEEEEELEHLUUIA WEEEEEELEHUUIAWELLELUIA WELLELIA
Mario:YIPEEEEE
Mario:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mario:Oh hohohoho!
Mario:*italian gibberish*
Mario:la la la mhmhmm~
la la la~
!!!
Mario:o o h !
Mario:IMA YO
Mario:P A P A
mr moniter: my father is ded>:I
Mario: H00F
WOAOAOAOAOAOAH
Mario:Mama Mia...
PsSt
Mario:HM?
WOOSH
Mario:What'sa going on here???
BOB: So i HEaRd YoU WANt toileT Paper HUh?
WELL :)!
Mario:Woah! I'ma got a boner (What Dafaq merio)
WhAt dO yOu WaNt?
CrApPy PaPeR
TuFfY pApEr
pApEr wItH tHiS bABY ON iT
Mario:Yahoo! OkiE Doki (AHHH DOKI DOKI ANIME IS GAY) !
ThAt WiLL bE FiFtY ThOuSaNd cOiNs
Mario:Waaa! Oh no!
Mario:Mama Mia!
YoU gOt aNyThInG ElSe?
audodedodaido
huh? (DAMMMIT MARIO YOUR BROTHER IS YOUR BROTHER HE DOSENT WANT TO BE SOLD YOU RETARDED FUCK)
Mario:Here's Your Luigi! Motherfucker
*LE SAD WEEGIE*
Mario:BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Mario:Waha! Yeah! Hahahaaa!
* I Don't know LaWl*
Mario:Waaa!
Mario:Ematodotepelododedasutodapecalopato
BoopShet: CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE MERIO
Mario:Mama Mia.....
Mario:*gibberish*
Mario:*Gibberish*
CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE MERIO
Mario:okey
IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S HAPPENING!
JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ARIVEDDDD
ahhHhHhHhHhHH
o o f
goombashet: OH MY GOD
ded
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wow
Oh Hell naw!
Here we go!
WAh!
I love the-
I GOTCHA!
Thank UUUUUU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*ded*
Thank you so much!
Mama Mia!
Come on!
MAMA F***ER
*ooh dat car tho:)*
*LE SAD ANIME BIOTCH*
I'm a fifteen year old girl... =D
*chefboybones confirmed#2* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TOKYO DRIFT
Crash: 10/10
Oh god!
Waaa!
Awgh! Come on!
ANGER (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA)
HM???
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Little toadshet: SPEGHATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mario: hmmmmm
*Mario being a retard thinking*
*turns really retarded*
*gets toadshet throws him in engine and kills him*
(RIP TOADSHET 1989-2020) HERE WE GOOOOOO!
Hoho! That'sa so ni-
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*CHIRP CHIRP*
Mama mia....
the horror
O O F
Mama miaaa
Hmm?
*PAPA JOHN AkA PIZZA GOD*
chica the chicken from fnaf: What? Pizza!
i dont want that
You will scream *evil laugh*
Mama Miaa! But... but why?
Allow me to end you *idk wat da fak hes is sayis*
Nah! Hell yeah! (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Oh okay... (WAT DAFAQ MARIO YOU NOT SCARED FOR LIFE)
Wahoo!
OOOOOOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA OOOOOOHOOHOOHOHOOO (almost dies laughing to death)
SILENCE
Get dat mother fucka!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chicken Wiiiing :D
MAMA! HOHAHO!
Oh nooo
*Heavy Laugh*
Waahaaa!
Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce
NOOOOOOO!
*stomp* (RIP TOILETPAPER ROLL 2020-2020) *YOU WILL BE MISSED :'<*
*tragedy
*ammusement*
OH YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW BITCH
Oh hohohoho! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
NOOOOO!!!
McdonaldDickhole: the pizza is aggressive!!!
YEAH!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
ha ha
Woo-hoo
Pow! Haha!
No you don't!
IT'S A MARIO TIME
IT'S A MERIO TIME HA HA HAAAA
FOOOOOORE
McdonaldDickhole: HOO HOO
*Ronald Mcdonald Insanity plays*
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AH
AH
I - I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
I EAT A LOT OF ASS
LIKE A LOT OF ASS (gay ass Shethole)
no more happy meals for you
PINGAS (YES merio:D RIGHT IN THE McNUGGETS AND a single McFRY)
Bye bye!
BIATCH!
Bruh
BONK
I Got it!
Nooo....
OH no mama mia
*le explosion*
Oh no! nooo..
!
*Gibberish*
mm MMM
WHAT????
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
ACK
Die
*mario in pain*
*choking sounds*
bonk
nani?
IT BURNS!!!
Kids gone Die tonight!
*angry heroic woomy* (yey meggy!! =D)
Wow! HOLY SHIT
Boopkins: It wipes the grease off of his face which is the source of his power
Bob: NO MARIO YOU PIECE OF SHIT BY THE WAY SUCK MY DICK