when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit
the temple displacement occurred exactly 120 Aerosmith's keep Christ Jesus Christ
are you disintegrated Einstein calm down Marty I didn't disintegrate anything the
molecule structure but Einstein in a car at the way the hell are they the
appropriate question is when the hell are they
you see Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler I said it's
a future one minute into the future to be exact that precisely 1:21 a.m. in
zero seconds we shall catch up with his ever tyrosine
wait a minute wait a minute doc fire are you telling me you built a time machine
out of a DeLorean the way I see it if you're gonna build a time machine into a
car why not do with some style besides the stainless steel construction
made the Fox dispersal
why what is it hot it's cold exactly one minute behind mine it's still ticking
he's alright he's fine and he's completely unaware that anything
happened as far as he's concerned the trip was instantaneous
that's why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine he skipped over that
minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time come here I'll show you
how it works first you turn the time circuits on this readout tells you where
you're going this one tells you where you are this one tells you where you
were you input your destination time on this keypad say you want to see the sign
of the Declaration of Independence or
witness the birth of Christ
here's the red letter date in the history of science
November 5th 1955 yes 1955 that was invented time travel I remember it
vividly I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging at Clark the parcel was
wet I slipped hit my head on the edge of the sink and when I came to I had a
revelation a vision a picture in my head a picture of this this is what makes
time travel possible flux capacitor what's the positive it's taken me almost
30 years of my entire family portion to realize the vision of that day my god in
that long these have certainly changed around here
I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see
oh man Peabody owned all of this you had this crazy idea about breeding pine
trees this is uh this is heavy-duty doc this is great uh does it run like on on
regular unleaded gasoline unfortunately no it requires something
with a little more kick lutonium lutonium wait a minute are you telling
me that this sucker is nuclear hey hey hey keep rolling keep rolling there no
no no no no this suckers electrical but I need a nuclear reaction to generate
the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need doc you don't just walk into a store and
buy plutonium did you rip that off
course from a group of Libyan nationalists they want me to build them
a bomb so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb KC full of
used pinball machine parts cause let's get you a radiation suit
safe now everything slate line takes now cotton
underwear in the future I'm allergic to all synthetics future it's where you
gone that's right 25 years into the future I've always
dreamed of seeing the future looking beyond my ears seeing the progress of
mankind right I'll also be able to see who wins the next 25 World Series
ah doc huh look me up when you get that