Hi, Nacho.
Hola.
It's been-- we have not seen each other in two years
because you've been--
you stayed in Argentina the whole time, right?
No, actually-- yeah, Argentina for a bit,
the US for another bit.
It's been a strange couple of years.
Yeah.
And what was the longest that you
were in one place this past two years?
So it's been the longest in a long time, right?
We were in Florida, I think, for, like,
six months, which is very strange for us.
I play polo in Wellington, Florida.
And we were there from January to June,
which is super strange.
So you got to still ride horses and practice and play.
Yes, we did.
We continued to play polo because horses
need to be exercised.
And we didn't have you guys, which is what
makes our lives so much better.
So--
Everything.
Yeah.
We missed you.
Yeah.
So I'm glad you're back.
[APPLAUSE]
Hey, have you named a horse after me yet?
So, yeah, we talked about this last time.
So I have 12 horses being born.
In the next two weeks they're going to start.
And whenever the cutest one is born,
I'm going to name it Ellen.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
Because how many horses do you have, like 300?
Yeah.
It's about time they're saddled up.
Yeah.
Because you have Beyonce.
You have Rihanna.
You have everybody but me.
I know.
I was waiting for it.
I was waiting for the right time.
The right horse?
Yeah.
OK.
The farewell season, the farewell horse now.
Yes!
A really good horse.
It's going to be the best.
OK.
And so the reason you're here is to talk about Veuve Clicquot.
You have the tournament here.
Yeah, for someone that can sing so well, you like, [SPUTTERS]
I know.
Veuve Clicquot.
Yeah.
Is that right?
It's-- yeah.
"Vuv Clee-coe."
Sorry.
"Vuv Clee-coe."
Yeah.
Like that?
Too French.
Yeah.
Veuve Clicquot.
Yeah, it's coming Saturday.
I'm very excited, again, because we're
going to have people finally.
I've been playing a few games with public.
But this weekend we're going to have thousands of them.
So I'm super excited about it.
Yeah.
That's going to be fun.
Well, you were just in Aspen playing a charity tournament
with Prince Harry.
Yeah.
And he hadn't been on a horse in years,
and he just flew up and just got on a horse.
So the guy, he's a little bit like you, very competitive.
He hadn't been on a horse for two years.
And he gets to Aspen, and he says, well, my back.
I haven't been on a horse for a long time.
So I'm going to take it easy.
It's going to be great.
And then the second we got on the horse, he was like,
give me the ball!
Come on!
So I love that about him.
Yeah, he's very competitive.
Yeah.
And I'm good, not like you at ping pong.
Remember, we used to play ping pong.
You say, oh, I'm going to beat you.
And then that didn't really happen.
But I still love her.
I don't know why I have you on.
I'm not sure.
[LAUGHTER]
We're going to take a break.
We're going to play another game that we're
going to be competitive.
And we'll see if you win in this game.
I hope I do.
Yeah, I hope you don't.
We'll be back.
Here's the deal.
If I make it into the hole first,
you're going to have to wear this at the Polo Classic
this weekend.
Oh, wow.
[LAUGHTER]
OK?
Yeah.
Yep.
And if by some miracle you get it in the hole first,
then I have to wear these on the show.
They're socks.
Oh.
Yeah, it's you on a horse, and it's socks.
I know.
I'd probably wear those anyway.
Yeah, you should.
So would you like to go first?
I don't care.
Whatever.
Go first.
Thank you.
[APPLAUSE]
[DRUM ROLL]
Wow, that's bad.
Yeah.
That's horrible.
Yeah.
That's worse.
Really?
[INAUDIBLE] move.
Every time I'm going to throw the ball, he goes in.
Yeah, that's the problem.
That's his job.
That's your biggest problem.
Uh-oh!
[LAUGHTER]
God, you're getting worse.
Yeah.
Uh-oh, watch out!
Oh.
Here, you want one?
Yes.
Go get it.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, look at that.
Nope.
No.
All right.
Go on.
[LAUGHTER]
He was so sure he was going to win.
Yeah.
Give me more.
Here comes Nacho.
[LAUGHTER]
Look at that.
[CHEERING]
Nope.
Oh.
Nope.
No.
Nope.
These people, they have flights to catch.
People have flights to catch?
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
We have to end the show.
We-- yeah.
It's a tie.
Yeah, we're not going to end this here.
The Veuve Clicquot Classic is this Saturday in LA.
Go to our website for more information.
I want to thank Nacho for Figueras.