I come out here every day and I talk about myself,
and it's rude.
You know so much about me.
I know nothing about all of you.
And I don't know what your middle name is, Engelbert.
I don't know are your teeth fake?
I don't know.
I have no idea about anything unless I ask.
And so I thought I would use this time
to get to know you a little bit better.
So everyone on the count of three,
tell me your favorite fruit, 1, 2, 3.
Kiwi.
Strawberry.
No, that doesn't work.
I didn't hear any of it.
Instead let's play Survey Says What?
Survey Says What?
Here's how it works.
We have 107 people in our virtual audience
today. tWitch and I are going to ask a question.
One of us is going to guess how many people in our audience
have done that.
And then the other one will guess higher or lower.
And it'll make sense.
tWitch, how many people have eaten something out
of their garbage can out of 106, 107?
107.
Out of 197 people, how many people have eaten--
don't give me clues.
Don't-- people are going thumbs down.
Now I know you all didn't do it.
Don't cheat.
We need to guess.
Someone's still doing a thumbs down.
No, sir, don't give me the thumbs down.
tWitch, how many people out of 107 people
have eaten out of the garbage can?
Eaten something out of the garbage can?
I would hope zero.
But I guess since it is a question, I'm going to say--
I'm going to play it on the lower side
and say, like, 12 people.
I wouldn't think-- but I asked some people earlier today
when I knew we were playing this game.
And I was surprised with how many people that say, well, you
know, I've done it.
I'm going to say just a little bit higher.
I'm just going to say, like, 15.
Mary, Andy, y'all know who it is?
Raise your hands if you've eaten something out
of the garbage can.
25 people.
And all the other people are going, you're all gross.
This is what everybody's doing.
Andy, You've eaten out of a garbage can.
Yeah.
I decided that if I don't throw out the item,
I'm going to keep eating it when I'm trying to stop eating it,
like a box of Cheetos, a bag of Cheetos.
And so I throw it out.
And then five minutes later, I'm like, hmm, maybe I--
[LAUGHTER]
Maybe I'll have a little more.
You gave it a good try to not eat Cheetos for five minutes.
Where's Gianna?
Oh, god.
Where's Gianna?
Hi, Gianna?
What have you eaten out of a garbage can?
A slice of pizza.
It was brand new.
Was it in the box still or just a slice?
Well, it was on a tray.
It was school.
Someone put it there.
But I knew the person that put it there.
There's no justifying it.
I'm going to try to make it sound good, but it's not.
But I'm glad you're honest.
That's important.
Don't do it now.
This is--
I don't want to.
All right.
I'm embarrassed now.
Don't be embarrassed.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure you were only nine.
tWitch, do you have one for me?
Yes.
Ellen, how many people have returned something
after wearing it?
Oh, god, that's a lot of people.
Yeah.
That's a lot of people.
I think probably 32 people have returned something
with after they've worn it.
32 people.
I'm going to say higher.
You're saying higher.
I'm going to say higher, like, 82 is the number.
82 people?
82 people.
Wow.
All right.
Raise your hand if you've returned something
after you've worn it?
43.
43 people?
43.
Wow.
Have you?
No, I've not returned anything after I've worn it.
Have you?
Absolutely.
You have.
That's why you said 80 people because you just
assume everyone does.
100%.
Right.
[LAUGHTER]
tWitch, how many people have scrolled
through an ex's social media to see who they're dating?
I'm going to say, Ellen--
I'm going to say definitely more than half, for sure.
So let's say, like, 66--
66 people.
I don't even know what that means, to scroll through
social media just to see if they're
posting pictures that means?
Yeah.
You look up your ex's profile and see what they're doing.
Oh.
Well, we have 107 people here.
I'm going to say it's higher.
It's going to be more like 95.
I'm going to say that everybody's curious about what
their ex is doing, right?
Raise your hands if you've done that.
48.
48 have admitted.
48?
Lower?
Wow.
Somebody lying.
Wow.
Somebody lying.
All right.
So he says-- he's called you a liar
because he thinks everybody is doing that.
Ellen?
Yes?
How many people are wearing the same clothes
they wore yesterday?
How many people wearing the same clothes they wore yesterday?
I bet a lot of these people weren't even wearing clothes
yesterday because they weren't on TV.
I think they just put TV clothes on.
But if they were wearing something nice,
they're like, hey, this would look good on TV.
Maybe I should keep this on.
I'm going to say a small amount.
I'm going to say, like, 12.
12.
I'm going to say--
no, no, no.
I'm going to size 17.
17.
You're going to say higher?
17.
How many people are wearing the same clothes
you had on yesterday?
45.
45 people?
45 people wearing the same clothes?
Wow.
Where's Crystal?
Crystal?
Hi, Crystal.
Hi.
So where do you live?
In Scottsdale, Arizona.
Scottsdale.
So it's not like it's freezing outside.
And you haven't been out of the house.
You've been out of the house, right?
Yeah, of course.
OK.
And how so you wore this yesterday.
How many days in a row have you actually worn it?
Well, my pants I've worn about four, but I did
put a new shirt on for you.
OK.
Four days in a row.
And then the shirt, twice?
Well, I was wearing the same shirt, but then I changed.
OK.
So you did change.
But you had the same shirt on two days in a row.
Yeah.
And how-- and the pants four days?
Yeah.
It's OK.
If you say so.
She says it's OK.
You're fantastic.
How many people don't wash new underwear before wearing it?
Oh, my god.
Is that a thing?
[LAUGHTER]
To wash underwear before you wear it?
Yeah, like underwear, like, fresh out of the package?
Yeah, fresh out of the package.
You wash those?
How many people-- the question is--
Sorry.
I'm going to say a low number, if people are like me.
I'll say, like, 22.
22 people?
22 people, yeah.
All right.
I'm going to say higher.
And it's wrong, but I'm going to say 34 people
don't wash their underwear.
Raise your hands if you didn't wash your underwear before--
41.
41 people.
--have not washed the underwear.
I've never heard of it.
You've never heard of washing it?
I never heard of it until this moment.
Really?
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
Mary, do you wash your underwear before?
Yeah, I think it might be a guy thing.
I'm not sure.
Oh, it's a guy thing--
It might be.
--that they don't.
Well, guys do a lot of gross things.
[LAUGHTER]