- She is going in! - I think we need Sharon's tupperware
so I can take this home for him. - Clementine!
Save me a punishment, man. - (PvF) So, who do we have here?
- This is Ms. Mila. She's a year and a half.
- This is Nemo. He is roughly 10 years old.
- I have Clementine, my baby. She's three months old.
- Don't we look alike? Owners and their dogs
always look alike, and I think Mila and I
are actually twins. - (PvF) We're gonna bring out
five courses of some deliciously famous pup-friendly
food treats, and your pup has to try not to eat the dishes
placed in front of them. - Oh my god.
She's gonna lose like Mommy! - (PvF) If they do eat,
the human will be punished for each dish their dog tries.
- Oh my god. Nemo, be good.
- Do you hear this right now, girl?
- This is-- my dog's gonna screw me over.
- She's a puppy! She eats everything!
- (PvF) All right. Nemo, you ready?
- She's sniffing hard. - Oh, interesting!
This is like doggy ice cream? - (PvF) From Ben and Jerry's,
we've got their frozen doggy desserts that your pup will love.
- Come on, Clementine! Oh!
Nope. She's going in. (buzzer)
- Let's see. (gasps) She just sniffed.
- He's giving it a good sniff. Oh! Not interested, huh?
- Yeah, well, hopefully, the punishment's not too bad.
- She's good! You're a good girl! (ding)
- You're not sold on it?
No, he's not into it. - That looks quite delicious.
I didn't know Ben and Jerry's has dog food.
- This looks good too. Is that human safe?
I'm 'bout to eat that Mimi. - Nemo, thank you for not making me
eat more punishment food. (laughs)
- She's going-- wow, she loves it. - You don't want any of that?
That's a yummy treat. I guess not.
- To be fair, yeah. I saw it and I was like,
"Damn, I wanna buy that. I wanna see if they like it."
But I guess you saved me some money, pal.
- It smells so good, Mila. I'm--what's wrong with you, girl?
- All right, well, fail number one.
- She just knows. She'll do anything for her human.
I have high hopes now for the rest of this episode.
- This is what you're not gonna eat.
Pfft! - Oh, what is this?
- Oh! - (PvF) America may run on Dunkin',
but did you know that they also make puppy lattes for your best friend?
- (gasps) Good gir-- (buzzer)
(buzzer) - (Daniel) Oh, no! (laughs)
- Oh, man. She's just as bad as me. (laughs)
(buzzer) - Oh, she's going in!
Yum! - Yup. (laughs)
Oh, he's getting it all over his nose.
- I had no idea, but she loves it. Now I know.
- Oh my gosh. There's even some on the table, girl.
You might as well finish it. There you go.
- There we go. He's getting in there.
- Aww. - Look at her face. (laughs)
- You might as well get the ends of it. (laughs)
- I think he's satisfied. Wonderful. One punishment bite for me.
Thanks, pal. - I get a punishment for that,
but she seemed to really enjoy it.
Whoa! Whoa!! - (PvF) She can get on the table.
- You had so much-- he has cream on his chin.
- Good job, Clementine! You did so good. You tried.
I saw slight hesitation. - (PvF) Mila's ready for more.
- (Jayka laughs) Oh my god. - What is it? (gasps)
Oh, man. (laughs) Oh, all right. Oh. Okay.
- Ohhh, this is like some dog bakery stuff.
- (PvF) Speaking of donuts, we've got some crunchy donuts
loaded with cheese and topped with carob and peanuts.
- (Daniel) He wants to try it. (buzzer)
- Sniffing-- oh. (buzzer)
- I've accepted failure. I knew the minute you told me
this was a food challenge for my puppy.
- (Daniel laughs) He's got the doughnut.
- Oh, wow. Big bites! I knew I'm gonna eat
all the punishments. - She just thinks it's a feast.
But it's fine. - Try again. Do not drop it.
- Do you want me to just help you? Might as well.
- Oh! One bite. - Is that so yummy?
- (laughs) I don't think he likes it that much.
He's just trying to be polite. You-- there you go. (laughs)
- (PvF) This is not for Nemo. Wow! - No, he's not a fan.
- Mila! I'm getting punished for this!
- You're doing me a lot of favors, bud, right now. Thank you.
- This is so nice. I'm learning what to get
for puppy parties. - Excuse her messiness.
She's not a lady. She's a doggy.
- (PvF) So, Nemo, that's a pass, huh?
Wow! There is nothing left. - You're full, right?
You're full, yeah. You're full. Big girl.
- She's like, "Is there another one coming? Hello?"
(laughs) - Oh, I'd eat that. What is that?
Ice cream?
Aww. (buzzer)
(buzzer) - Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
- (PvF) Dairy Queen is known for their famous Blizzard,
but they also serve up a pup cone with a dog treat smack dab
in the middle. - Look at this, bud.
(buzzer) Oh! There he goes.
- The poop that I'm anticipating is the punishment alone. (laughs)
- Oh... This girl!
- The sound is really funny.
- Oh my gosh. This girl! (laughs)
Mila! - There's a bone in here.
She's like, "No, I just want the ice cream."
- Oh. Do you want it? She just wants the ice cream.
- Oh, she is going in! - He's also a bit
of a dumpster diver, I've noticed. If I ever leave a trash bag outside
before I take it to the bin, I've caught him a couple of times
going through it. - Look at her face!
Her whole face is just in here. - You're doing great.
Mommy's very proud of you. (laughs) She's going to town.
- I'm getting so punished! ♪ (ominous chord) ♪
- His tongue is so long. - I'm gonna have to pick up
your poop later, so let's chill out now.
- All right, Clementine, that's enough.
No more poo-poos. Okay, take a seat. Sit.
Clementine, sit. Good girl. - I think we need Sharon's tupperware
so I can take this home for him. - Oh, this look delicio--
- Oh, he's curious. Oh, now he knows he's spoiled.
All right. - (laughs) She will-- wow.
(buzzer) Wow, look at that.
- What even is this? I didn't even get to hear
what it was, Mila. You just freakin' ate it.
It's gone now. - (PvF) It's gone.
Well, we were sticking with the sweet treats,
so we've got an animal slider made with freshly baked sesame buns
and a cheese cookie dipped in carob in the center.
- Oh, he's giving that a good sniff.
- How cute. Clementine, eat this one. Let me know how that one--
she loves the buns. - I'm shook right now.
I've just never seen you act like this.
- Oh, he is curious about it. (buzzer)
- Clementine. Save me a punishment, man.
- I'd go for that too. I'm not even gonna lie, Mila.
I don't blame you. - Okay, he likes the bun.
He's a fan of the bun. - Oh, she loves the buns.
She's like, "Screw the patty."
- Well, there you go. - We have to buy place mats
for him for the bowls and whatnot just 'cause he gets it everywhere.
- How about this one?
(chuckles) Nummy! - Look at how she's standing.
You are-- I was about to say, you're being an animal right now.
She is an animal. (laughs) - I'm sorry, do I need
to hand feed it to you, Princess? (chuckles)
He does that with his dinner every once in a while.
He won't eat unless I start hand feeding him it,
and then he'll finish it. Nemo. Hey, bud. Here too.
- (PvF) Aww. - You ate four out of five, Mila!
Do you know what this means for me?
- (PvF) Unfortunately, your pup just couldn't resist.
And for that, we've got a little... treat that the pup might like,
but I don't think you will. - Oh, no.
- (laughs) He might like it, but I may not.
- Oh, gosh. I'm eating dog food? - If it's dog food, I'm gonna cry.
- (PvF) We've got some human-grade dog food for you to enjoy.
- No! - (PvF) It's one bite for everything
your pup ate. - (Izzy) No! Clementine!
- Is it dog food? (gasps) Noo.
- You want to sneak attack? (squeals)
- Oh my gosh. It's actual dog food.
- Wow! That's rough.
I mean, no pun intended. But... - She's jealous.
Oh, it smells like pure dog food. - Ew! I'm gonna throw up.
It literally looks like my throw up. - (PvF) Have you ever
tried dog food before? - I've never-- actually...
so, my friend had these cheese puffs that I thought were just
regular cheese puffs. No, they were for dogs.
But it had a weird after taste. They tasted good still. I still ate it.
I don't know if I wanna eat this one, though.
- When I serve my dogs, I give him food very similar to this.
Never once have I been, "Mm, I wanna try this."
- That's dog food. It's okay. There was a React episode
where I saw humans actually eating dog food.
They go through this. - (PvF) One of those humans was me.
- Oh, wow! - Clementine, she's gonna--
- Clementine did this to you. - (Izzy) Ohh.
- Okay. Hello?
This is what I imagine dog food tastes like.
- Okay! Let's get into it.
(gags)
Delicious. - Ew! I can't!
This is so-- okay, Clementine, you go after.
- It's very meaty. - She's jealous.
She's like, "Hello? Share!" - Ew!
Ewwww! (gags)
- The flavor's exactly what it smells like.
- (PvF) How's that taste, Jayka? - It's not bad.
- Ew, it tastes like dog food!
- This just feels like somebody messed up cooking dinner or something
and just gave it to their dog. Here you go, pal.
- It tastes like stuff I would eat for dinner, so...
- Clementine, I did this for your happiness!
- Yeah, I'm seriously doing this all for you.
But it's fine. I still love you. I'll do anything for you, Mila.
- Clementine, you make it look like I don't feed you at home.
(laughs) - Now I get to relate to him
on a very spiritual level. He's been to the studio now with me.
I've eaten his food. And I think we're much closer now.
- Her breath's gonna stink so bad and her poop.
- I mean, Mila has no regrets for sure.
She's out here living her best life.
- Oh. - (PvF) It's okay.
Ahhh! - Ah. All done! No more! Good girl!
- Thank you guys so much for watching. - What did you think of this episode?
- Let us know in the comments below. - Let us know what else you wanna
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- Bye! - Say "Bye," Nemo.
- It's gone. You guys don't need to do dishes anymore.
You don't need to wash this. It's clean.