- [Director] All right, everybody floating.
And kids looking both ways, action!
- [Wild Card] Climb as fast as you can!
(dramatic music)
Climb as fast as you can!
(whooshing)
- Children, for your own safety,
we're going into full lockdown.
No one leave your seats.
As long as you stay where you are, you are completely safe.
Children, for your own safety,
we're going into full lockdown.
No one leave your seats.
As long as you stay where you are, you are all safe.
- [Film Crew Man] Blinding Fast!
- [Director] Action!
(man laughing)
- This was very good! - Thank you!
(girl laughing)
- [Director] Okay, nice cut.
Beautiful!
(rapid footsteps)
(dramatic music) (stretchy arms whipping)
- How do you feel, son?
- Strong.
- [Film Crew Man] Nick.
- Lava girl blasted up from inside an active volcano.
- Hi guys.
- Hi! - Give me a hug!
- [Child] Hello.
- Hi! - And guess what?
It's not a wig. - It's not.
That's her real hair.
- You dyed it? - I did.
- It looks amazing. - Straight from
the Earth's core. - I did.
(Miracle Guy groaning)
(dramatic music)
(mechanical arms whirring)
(bricks crumbling)
- They won't get Blinding Fast.
Not him, he's too.
(gasping)
- Ladies first?
- I don't need your damn chivalry!
- Fine, I'll go!
- What? How dare you!
(screaming)
- [Director] All right, excellent.
- Ladies first?
- I don't need your damn chivalry!
- Fine, I'll go!
- What? How dare you--
(screaming)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wrong way!
You're going the wrong way!
- [Film Crew Man] Big mouth, big mouth, big mouth,
big mouth, big mouth!
(Guppy roaring like lion)
(stretchy arms whip-cracking)
- Guppy, stay calm!
(Guppy roaring like lion)
- [Director] Go!
(laughing) (clapping)
(dramatic music)
(gym ball bursting)
- Attack! (drum beating)
Have a dance, have a dance, you did it, yeah!
(dramatic music)
(Guppy punching)
Noodle, I mean Facemaker, no Rewind, I mean Fast Forward!
- [Children] What? Who?
Make up your mind.
- [Noodles] Missy, your grandmother's Nina Moreno?
- [Rewind] The trainer of the heroics?
- [Facemaker] She's a legend!
- No, you have to be dead to be a legend, honey.
- Missy, your grandmother's Nina Moreno?
- The trainer of the heroics?
- She's a legend!
- No, you have to be dead to be a legend, honey.
- [Director] Start there.
That's it there.
- [Film Crew Man] That's the height.
- [Director] Turn it left!
(chatter drowned out by static)
(A Capella singing)
(clapperboard clapping)
- [Director] Stars, you're making stars looking at him.
- [Film Crew Man] Smile as you got 'em,
and now you gonna go.
(Watery metallic swishing)
(monsters growling)
(slingshot band reverberating)
- Thank you.
- Yeah, that's good.
This is your power!
- Take away her water.
(tentacle squishing) (Guppy gasping)
(footsteps banging)
- [Director] Maybe that's a good one with your right,
so he separates you.
- Split 'em up.
- [Director] So if he does that, you go like that.
- Oh, good.
Just the kind of divisive attitude I have been counting on.
Kids are just like your parents.
- [Film Crew Man] Excellent.
(sinister music)
(door whirring)
(Fast Forward laughing)
- Heat vision!
- [Director] He comes out.
Toaster in.
- [Film Crew Man] How was that?
- Heat vision!
- And now he's a toaster.
(toaster popping) - I am now a toaster.
I love being a toaster.
You know, I mean,
you help people in the morning.
Noodles, come on!
Noodles, access card!
(swiper beeping) (doors hissing)
(calm music)
(dramatic music)