- [Player] Hey yo, it's A to the O,
and were going to play another gaming video.
Were going to play Agar.io.
(laughter)
That rhymed.
Oh my gosh.
So the, oh no.
Pluto you ate me.
I know it's your week and everything, but please.
Could you have refrained from eating me please?
Okay so in this game you are a planet out in space.
And your whole job is to try
and eat everything around you.
Oh no, no, no Earth.
Earth I love you, your my friend.
Don't touch me.
See you try and eat up all the smaller
planets and stars and stuff.
And you try, if your smaller than people
you don't wanna get eaten.
You don't want to get touched.
Like Earth, he's way bigger than me.
So if I touched him he'll involve me.
Oh no, get out of here.
Oh no, no.
How do you escape these guys?
You just plan it.
Get it, you plan it, oh my God get away from me.
Hey Lmao, what ever your name is?
I've got some stars to eat.
I think these are stars.
They're delicious.
You know this game, it leaves me feeling starry eyed.
Oh come here I'll eat you.
Oh yes, ate you too.
You are delicious.
Moon space man.
Come here eight ball.
Come on magic eight ball.
Come here, come here.
I want to eat you.
Oh Mexico, I'm going to eat the entire country of Mexico.
Yes.
You taste like burritos.
Was that insensitive?
I'm sorry.
America tastes like hamburgers.
Or maybe its blam burgers.
Blam burger.
Do not go fast.
Oh, I'm going to fast.
I'm going to eat you.
Oh no, now your bigger than me.
Get away from me.
Were not friends.
So what are you fruit fanatics up to today?
Have you played this game?
How big have you gotten?
Oh no, what happened?
I'm squishy.
I must have got left out in the sun for too long.
Yes I can suck you up.
Eat you and I didn't even have to do anything.
I'm going to eat every thing.
I'm going to eat this thing, too.
What?
What happened?
Why did I explody?
Why am I in ten thousand pieces?
What's happening?
I am so confused right now.
I really fall to pieces when I'm having a ball.
Two puns for the price of one.
Stop trying to eat me.
Get away from me.
I am not delicious.
Okay so how do I get back into a fully formed Orange.
Even though I'm not the color Orange.
Unfortunately space does not come with a manual.
Get away.
Stop trying to...
Whoa, what the, what the hey hey.
You barfing body parts at me now.
That's really inconsiderate and rude
and kind of a disgusting thing to do.
You don't see me burping lungs at you and stuff.
That's weird.
Your weird.
Your fired from this game.
You can no longer play anymore.
What's this guy, ah, I missed him.
Okay, that's fine, it's fine, it's okay.
Man I want to grow bigger,
but I just don't have the space.
Get it cause we're in space.
I think.
I think that's where were supposed to be.
Are we in space?
Oh no, what is that?
Get away.
Oh, but I think I'm bigger than you.
So maybe I should touch you.
Oh, your going to get eaten.
Your totally, oh...
I don't like this.
Everybody is trying to eat the Orange.
Everyone's always trying to eat the Orange.
It's my every day struggle.
However, I've found that if you
want to keep people from eating you,
you just lather yourself with some broccoli cologne.
It keeps them away every single time.
Oh no, no, don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Oh yeah, eat you.
You taste good.
You taste like a blam hamburger.
Let's get some more of these stars here.
I'm just going for the little snacks.
I'm just trying to grow gradually.
I don't want to go crazy here.
But maybe I do.
Oh look at this screamy guy.
Come here Maturu.
Yeah, I'll eat you.
Oh no get away from that thing.
What is it?
Your so big I can't even read what you say.
I'm going right past you.
See you later hot potater.
Oh no.
I know what that means.
I know what that symbol means on that dot.
On that planet.
It means that a monkey just
stole all tires from your car.
I hate it when that happens.
Stupid monkeys.
Don't eat me.
I'm going to eat you.
Actually I'll leave you alone.
I'm just going to go for the small guys.
Like I said I'm a slow roller.
Come on, I want to eat that.
Oh you keep dodging me.
I'm just going to eat the small guys.
I'll just get bigger and bigger and bigger.
Oh I almost got you 25.
Oh come on.
This game is astronomical.
Oh come on.
Hey Pokerface, you look a little flushed.
Royal flush.
Toilet.
Oh look at you.
Oh no, oh no, Pokerface.
Get away from me.
It's already a full house over here.
Come on, yes, deliciousness.
You know what they should do.
They should make t-shirts for this game
and say I'm really big on Agar.io.
Get it, I'm really big, cause I get bigger and bigger.
It's a joke.
Oh, I want to eat more people.
Why doesn't anybody want to get eaten by Orange?
I think this might be a problem.
This might be a personal problem
that everybody's having.
They don't want to get eaten by Orange.
I think you all need therapy,
because you need to deal with the fact
that you don't want to get eaten by a giant Orange.
Get away from me Koera.
I think your supposed to be.
Or I don't even know what you are.
Get out of here.
Nobody wants you.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, planet man.
Slowly devouring the entire space time continuum.
No one can stop me I am giant Orange.
I will devour all.
I cannot be stopped.
Unless you have a speed bump that's
the size of Uranus.
I ate you, you tasted delicious.
I am drunk with planet power.
I will eat everyone.
Oh no, get away from me.
No, no, no.
Aw, man.
What a bunch of boo whoey.
Well that was a pretty fun game.
I really like it you guys.
Thank you so much for watching.
Make sure you hit that like it and subscribe button.
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Because it totally deserves it.
Because it's so good.
Alright guys until next time.
Later hot potaters.
Dj thunder.
Your doing okay, you just got to hit him.
- [Player 2] This games hard.
- No it's not hard, it's a barrel of fun.
Yeah.
Orange your such a butthead.
Why am I a butthead?
Because you were convincing...