Hey, T.
Yeah.
You ready?
Yes, I am.
Welcome to Overtime 9.
Chad, enjoy this one.
Oh.
Oh that's nice.
Let's head to the intro!
Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser, Dude Perfect's
in Overtime.
Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser
now were headed onto Overtime.
So we've got Cool Not Cool, Absurd Recurds, Smelling Bee.
What?
That sounds new.
And to finish it off, we're going
to go with Wheel Unfortunate.
Before we jump into Cool Not Cool,
let's start the episode off with a giveaway.
All you've got to do, text dude to 888 1 1 1.
And instead of merchandise, we are going to choose five people
and we will send you a personalized video
message, something like this.
Hey, Sandra, you got Ty, Codes, Cory.
Just want to say, hey, thanks for watching.
You're such an awesome person.
Here's who the panda is.
Oh, no.
That is illegal marketing.
We cannot say that nor do that.
Let's head to Cool Not Cool.
We've got our buttons, we've got our cool items,
it is time for another fantastic episode of Cool Not Cool.
Who would like to start us off?
Well, Ty, I'm glad you asked.
No.
OK.
Clearly, Gar has a great item.
Wants to go first.
You guys are going to like what I have.
It's going to take me-- hold on, got to stretch out.
It's kind of heavy.
Oh, my.
Look at this bad boy.
How expensive is that?
It's like as big as my car.
Coby made that rule last time.
We don't talk about price here.
OK.
This sucker.
Oh, it's electronic.
Guys, remember when I bought that land on the moon?
Yeah.
Technically, our land.
We're all owners.
Yeah.
I wanted to check in on our investment.
He's got photos.
Yeah.
That did this.
These photos are from the moon.
I was tracking--
Yeah.
I also found a new investment opportunity
that I think you guys--
I need to-- I need to tell you about.
There's land on Saturn.
Yeah.
I'm in for Saturn land.
I like Saturn land.
On Jupiter.
Yes.
We buy it all.
The space land is fake.
But the telescope is amazing.
We have-- what do you mean we bought it online?
I don't care about space land.
I want the telescope.
I'm supporting your telescope for one reason and one reason
only.
It's incredibly expensive.
Great job, Garrett.
Here's my thing.
Love the effort, love the investment
you put into making these photos.
But honestly, science is my least favorite subject so--
It's better than I expected.
I'm not a space guy.
Appreciate your time, fellas.
I'd actually like to go next, only
because it's going to take me about 20 minutes to get ready.
20 minutes?
Where's your item?
Maybe 30.
Stay put.
We're supposed to sit here for 30 minutes?
All right.
You all ready?
Wow.
Are we ready?
Yes.
All right.
I need you to close your eyes and I'll
tell you that you can look.
Lords and Ladies, please open your eyes.
Oh, my--
What do you make?
Dude, you're a knight.
Full armor.
I saw this online, and I couldn't say no.
So what's the cool-- what's that--
what's actually the cool item?
The whole 12 piece set.
Oh.
Oh, this is heavy.
I'll be right back.
I could behead you or knight you.
What do you want?
Ow!
Hey!
Easy!
I dented your armor.
Your armor is nearly destroyed.
That is it.
No.
You got robbed.
Oh, wow, you're sweaty.
Can I slice your face in half?
Would you stop?
Yes, Ty, slice it in half.
I mean, we need to know the integrity of the armor.
If it doesn't break, can I count on you for a green?
No.
Slice it, Ty.
3, 2, 1.
I would have been fine.
The $5 suit of armor is a green.
Are we voting on the sword?
No, this was mine out of the closet.
Oh, got it.
It's like wearing a porcupine.
Oh, I envy you three going after that presentation.
Who wants it?
Yeah, you know what?
I'll take it.
All right.
Coby.
I'll be right back.
The secret agent listening device.
Yeah, you've got to come up with a better name.
Oh, well, that's just what it is.
Ty, let's give him a little test, huh?
What do you say?
Why don't you go stand over by Chad,
have yourself a little pep talk, motivational conversation.
Even if he gets it correct, I'm still not voting for him.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Getting a lot of feedback.
Slippery camels fall frequently.
This is not working.
I think I got--
All right.
Tell him.
Gar was incredibly loud.
It almost blew out my eardrums.
Do you want it one more time?
No, I think I got it.
I think that you said, slippery camels fall frequently.
That's 100% what I said.
Thank you.
Cory, whisper something, just--
I don't care, just whisper it to yourself.
Hey, just do it right there.
Go.
This thing works.
Thank you.
Wow.
Go jump in.
That's a green!
That's what you said.
No way.
Yeah.
Thing works.
I went on record, I said, even if it works,
I still don't like it.
Gotta stick with it.
And he is a man of his word!
That is your right, sir!
Oh, you got it--
All right.
Cory, Ty, which one wants it?
Well, I never voted.
Green, I guess.
Yeah.
I would like to go next, though, because I
feel like my item is going to need a little bit of help.
And that was certainly the presentation to follow.
Can I request that this stuff be taken off the desk?
This is easy.
Here you go.
Everyone close your eyes real quick.
I don't like the close your eyes thing.
Everyone, open your eyes.
Hey, those are my cars, dude.
You took that off my desk?
Let's say hypothetically, that you run a miniature car
dealership, and you are looking to attract
some extra attention.
Inflate-a-boy.
Wait.
I'm kind of confused.
Are we voting on the cars or the weird thing in the middle?
Everyone's been over budget today except for Cory.
I got to give it to him.
Thank you, Garrett.
Yes.
Well, and that allows us the freedom to-- there it is.
OK.
All right.
I'm going to keep this short and I'm going to keep this sweet.
How many times have you guys been in a situation
where you're on ground level, you're low, you look up
and you see something and you're like,
man, I would like to be on top of that?
I would probably say once a quarter.
I'd say more often than I care to admit.
May I present to you the grappling gun.
Figure for the safety of the desk,
we should probably go downstairs to test.
All right.
OK.
Let's do it.
Definitely not bringing my sword or helmet.
You guys ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Shoot it.
Fire in the hole.
That's how it's done.
OK.
Then--
I can't believe that worked.
And the castle is ours!
The gap is just too far to jump.
I'm going to have to swing.
Swing, Ty.
Wow.
That was incredible.
Obviously, a perfect demonstration
of how convenient and easy to use a grappling hook is.
Back to the desk.
You know, originally, I was thinking
a knight wouldn't need a grappling hook because I'm not
Batman.
But at the end of the day, all we're trying to do in my time
is get on top of walls.
That would be perfect.
I mean, that is right up your alley.
I got to say that was incredible.
That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
I have no personal need for one, but that was unbelievable.
Unreal.
Hey.
Congratulations, dude.
Super Cool.
Thank you.
All right.
Nice.
You have destroyed the desk.
I asked to change like four times.
OK.
Go change.
Oh.
You want to know what's cool, Ty?
What?
With my listening device and your grappling hook,
we can literally take over pretty much anything
we need to.
Well, our good buddy Michael from Guinness World Records
came in town not too long ago, and we
decided to break some recs.
Let's take a look.
Welcome to another segment of Absurd Recurds.
Let's give it up for everybody's favorite adjudicator, Michael.
Hi, everyone.
How are you?
This might be more absurd than the pea blow.
No way.
I think so.
Michael, why don't you tell them what
we will be attempting today?
Today, you are attempting to do the most ping pong balls caught
on a head using shaving cream in 30 seconds.
Yeah, that's pretty absurd.
We will apply the shaving cream all on his head,
and then I've got to throw basically 20 ping pong balls
and stick them.
Folks, let's get absurd.
Let's get absurd.
Here we go.
We're going to start here low.
We're going to establish a base ring.
Then we're going to work our way up like a soft serve cone.
Like a human beehive.
Like a human soft serve.
Great analogy, Gar.
OK.
Here we go.
Stop being so jiggly.
That is better than I could have ever expected.
It's time to break a record.
What's the number?
The number is 19.
They need to stay in place for five seconds at the end
of the 30 seconds, though.
Here we go.
For the record, 3, 2, 1, go.
Got that one.
Hit me.
Here we go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Good throwing.
7, 8--
20 seconds remaining.
You're on fire.
9, 10, 11.
This is it.
12.
No, you lost one.
12, 13.
You want Coby to keep turning?
14.
10 seconds remaining.
Turn on the left side.
Yeah.
You're at 16.
A little higher than the ear.
One more.
Stop.
Talk to me.
4, 5.
OK.
Let's do our count.
19.
Come on.
20.
Yes.
21.
Yes.
Let's go!
It's a new world record title.
Congratulations.
High 5.
Oh, man, that was a good time.
The mark to beat was 19, with a final count of 21.
It's a new world record title.
Congratulations.
Michael, we'll see you next time on Absurd Recurds.
Thanks for joining us.
Cobes congrats.
Honored.
Thank you.
Truly honored to hold that record with you.
Speaking of things that I am truly honored to be a part of,
should we talk about the DP live tour?
Oh, wow, yes.
If you have not heard, we are going on our first ever summer
live tour.
Exact dates are-- which comes first?
August, July-- January, February, March, April, May,
June--
July 11th through August 12th coming to a city near you.
Hopefully.
I say that hoping that you're near a city we're coming to.
I don't necessarily know where each one of you
live that's watching.
It's going to be a great show.
You're going to see a lot of overtime segments.
Wheel Unfortunate.
Apparently Ned is going to be on the bus with us.
Absurd Recurds.
You could be part of a live world record.
Some Cool Not Cool.
You guys will be able to vote on our cool items.
Some VIP stuff.
VIP backstage passes, meet and greet opportunities.
We're going to be doing some live battles with a few trick
shots incorporated into those.
What else are we going to have?
Things might get heated.
You might rage.
That is the word on the street is that rage monster might
make an appearance.
I might rage on stage.
That could be fun.
And speaking of the stage--
Oh, yes.
You got to love that look.
Classic.
Please do not rage that stage.
How big is that screen?
Shows are selling out quickly so go to dudeperfect.com
to buy your tickets.
We'll see you on the road.
We better head to our next segment.
A brand new one, actually.
And this one is called Smelling Bee.
Welcome to a little segment we like to call Smelling Bee.
We are going to have four contestants blindfolded,
and they will be smelling smells through our special schnoz
chamber.
OK.
Let's head downstairs and go to Smelling Bee.
All right.
And welcome to the first annual Smelling Bee.
I'm your host, Ted Crotchet.
We've got a lovely panel today.
Just place your goggles up on your forehead for now.
You don't have to cover up your eyesight.
But thank you.
You guys look lovely.
Thanks for being here.
Anyways, this is going to be just exactly like baseball.
Two strikes you're out, if baseball only had two strikes.
Well, let's give a nice warm welcome, but a soft welcome.
But still let him know that he's glad that you're glad that
he's--
everybody, clap for Cody.
Pump in 3, 2, 1.
Pumping.
Can I get a place of origin?
This is a naturally occurring element, commonly found
in places such as Colombia.
Coffee beans.
On a technicality, I'm going to go ahead and give it to him.
They're not beans, it's ground--
it's ground coffee.
Well done.
OK.
Cobes, are you all ready to get--
ready to get to-- you want to smell something?
Thank you.
You're a great host, Ted.
I'm not sure you have to stick it that far up your nose.
Ted, the language of origin, please?
I believe English.
Oh, man.
OK.
How about the Nation of origin?
This is a naturally occurring element, commonly found
around the equator.
I'm going to go with marshmallows.
That was a horrible guess.
One strike, and one more and you'll be out.
Please take a seat.
It's bananas.
It's not that hard.
The palate is picking up a little bit of a nut flavor.
Palate.
Smelled a little cat foody, as well.
So I'm going to go trail mix.
Plot twist.
I'm not going to lie.
You were closer on your other two.
Really?
It was actually cat food.
I was right.
Yeah, you were-- well, you were.
Black beans.
All right.
I'll reset the box and we'll head to round 2.
Packing peanuts.
Ted, is it a candle?
Yes, it is.
Yes.
OK.
Vinegar?
That is correct.
Wow.
Icing.
Unfortunately, that is incorrect.
You are out of the game.
Yes, you are no longer in the competition.
Oh, wow, that is bad.
You know, that is the smell I'm all too familiar with, folks.
As a dog owner, that right there is animal poop.
Thank you very much.
Right.
It smelled like charcoal, Ted.
It's onions.
How could you not smell the onions?
It was good being here.
It's dead.
That is not breathing.
Dead fish.
That's correct.
Garrett Hilbert well done.
Well done.
Wow.
See you in the finals, buddy boy.
In high school, I tried to work at one of the pet stores.
That is either a gerbil or a hamster,
because I can smell the bedding on that little rodent's feet.
How'd I do?
No way.
Really?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's hamster all day!
Congratulations.
I don't think I can top that.
I got to be honest with you.
I've got no clue, but I know it smells disgusting.
That's good.
One more pump.
Garrett, I would like to warn you,
this will be your final pump.
Yeah, final pump me.
of the show unless you get it right.
Yeah, I hear you.
Here it comes.
I'll go with worms.
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Smelling Bee
is Cody Jones.
Thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm Ted Crotchett, host of the first annual Smelling Bee.
We'll see you next time.
Well, I will say MVP of the Smelling Bee
definitely goes to Cody Jones.
I can't take all the credit, Ty, it's the schnoz.
You do realize that you smelled a hamster.
It's very distinct.
I think it's time we go visit our good buddy Ned,
because it's time to head to Wheel Unfortunate.
Well, as promised, I did say that we would have a new hat.
Chad, cue the drum roll in post.
The tiny top hat.
Oh, nice.
Yes, there are five tiny little names.
Let's do it.
Let's pick it.
Who's picking, you?
You want me to pick it?
I'll pick it.
I'll pick it right here.
Right here.
Oh.
There it is.
Really.
That's the one.
Are we all-- are we-- are we--
that's what we're doing?
I have the person in my hand that
will be spinning the wheel.
Cody will reveal who is it.
Guess who is safe.
Me.
Tyler's safe again.
I also printed the names ridiculously tiny.
And the next person that is safe from Wheel is Garrett Hilbert.
Yes.
Which means it's a C!
Bring it in.
Greatest game show alive.
That is how you be decisive in life.
The next person that is safe.
Is Cory.
Oh.
So good.
And the person spinning that wheel this week--
sorry, guys, this is--
this is tough.
Guys, I'm about to shock the world.
It's Coby Cotton.
[YELLING]
Say it with me.
That's Unfortunate.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd introduce myself,
but there's no need, because everyone knows who I am.
The bold, the beautiful Golden Boy, Ned Forrester.
All right.
There he is.
Limited time only.
I'm kidding.
They're sold out.
You blew it.
You lost your chance.
All right.
Well, I think it's time that we bring our contestant up here.
You know him.
You love him, but I'm not sure which one he is,
but he's a Cotton boy.
All right.
Which one are you?
Tell the folks at home.
Same as last episode, Coby.
So you're the one that's only been bottle busted one time?
Do you have one with you?
No, I don't.
I was just kidding.
Is it true or false that you're going on tour here
in the next couple months?
That's true.
Would you like to tell the folks at home
the first city that you'll be stopping at?
Very first city that we're going to be in is in California.
California.
Son of a biscuit, my bottle broke in my pocket.
Oh, my goodness, he had another one.
Oh, I had him on a string, folks.
All I got is a pocketful of glass shards.
I bottle busted myself.
Ouch.
Cotton pick.
Oh.
Ouch.
Get over here.
That busted me right in the nose.
Aren't you going to be on tour, too, Ned?
You guys are inviting me?
You should know about this already, you know?
Well, my agent said we had something in the works.
But you guys weren't willing to pay my fee.
We'll pay it, Ned.
You're a big deal.
Tour can't even happen without you.
I'm going on tour.
Oh my goodness!
This is huge news!
I have just found out that I'll be going on a live summer tour,
and I'm going to be there with you guys.
I'm sure you're going to be standing by and screaming.
This is going to be wonderful.
That almost made me forget the fact that I just
got bottle busted in the face.
Just for that, you must remove my jacket.
Oh, man.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Well, Cobes, board looks pretty similar.
We've got one new consequence up there, I believe.
Drive your car until it runs out of gas.
Maybe you might be thinking you're sober
and now, wow, that's a pretty cruddy job of pasting
that on there straight.
That person has been taken care of
and removed from the position and will never set foot
on one of my shows again.
I can promise you.
Old Ned will be on the tour, but that person, won't I
think there's only one thing left to do,
and that is spin that wheel.
All right.
Joke and a half.
I don't even care what he lands on.
I might make him do the whole thing.
Yeah, sit the box filled with snakes.
And you know what?
Now, it's not a box, it's a coffin.
You know how many snakes there's going to be?
Shouldn't have bottle busted me in the face,
because there was going to be 10.
Double it.
20-- 20.
And I don't even care if they're venomous.
Get out of here.
I am the bold, the beautiful, Ned Forrester.
I'll see you on the road.
Come to the tour.
I love you guys.
I'll see you soon.
Well, Cobes.
Back to back wheel appearances and sit in a box of snakes.
The box looks eerily similar to a coffin
with some really handy plexi cutouts
for our viewing pleasure.
I mean, this is how I envisioned it.
Check out this bad boy.
The tombstone?
Yeah.
Says that's unfortunate.
And it certainly is.
Anyways, Cubs, I say you hop in.
Hey, we got something special for you.
Check this trick out we did for you.
I call this production value.
Have at it boys.
Oh.
Oh, eerie.
Come out front, Coby.
For a fit?
Well, this is stupid.
How do you feel in there?
I hate this.
We didn't discuss snake entry, but I feel
like we go full snake dumpage.
I was excited about the drizzle.
Really.
Yes.
No, no, because then they're going to be going everywhere.
They both sound terrible.
We want snake dump.
Bring them in!
OK.
Please welcome Max, the Snake Man.
Man.
Max, it was all a joke, Max.
So shall we go--
oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I think, right?
This just got real.
Oh, my god, for real?
Yeah, we're good.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, there they are, yes.
They're right here.
This is insane!
They're biting me.
Dude, I am freaking out.
There is poo everywhere.
Huge snake poo over here.
Cobes relax.
They're very tense right now because you're tense.
Yeah.
Cobes, you OK?
Did he go in my mouth?
No.
It smells terrible.
Hey, real quick.
Which one was worse, French toasted or snakes in the box?
This is way worse.
Like, hey, I gotta get my man out of here, OK?
Is it time?
It's time.
The neck.
It's over.
Get out.
Hey, give him a hand, folks.
Oh.
Yeah.
I think there's only one thing we can all say in unison.
Yeah.
Yes.
Unfortunate
Coby Cotton, everybody.
Cobes, I'm going to be honest.
You didn't get all the snake poo off.
You still got some right here.
Show them.
Snake poo.
Oh, gross.
Oh.
I can promise you one thing, though.
If you guys do come to the tour, there will be no snakes.
Yes, pivot.
You see what I did there?
That was one of these.
Hey.
OK.
So come to the tour.
That's it for this Overtime, but it's
going to be an awesome show.
If you guys want to get tix, make sure you click right here.
You want to see the last video, click right here.
Signing off for now.
The mics are fake, and Coby's got snake poo on him.
See you next time.
I served my time, guys.
I did what I had to do.
Yeah.