Was there anything in that drop?
Na it was empty already... but he can't have gotten far...
Well, I reckon we're pretty safe... hang on I'll just check...
We should be we should be sweet from the south because it's ocean-side
East we should be sweet because we've got that ridge to protect us...
I mean I think its a pretty good spot
Hang on out West there was a team...
Yeah, I saw a team over there...
K they must have gone now
Yeah there was a lot of gun fire they might've got taken out
I'm pretty certain that we're alone...
Okay. Well, what's the circle doing?
Oh its just about to move... hang on
Oh, it's gone East
K well maybe we go up that ridge and use it for cover
We should go now
Alright lets go
What the hell
What is it?
Don't know. I'm just you know, you get stuck on the rock sometimes like there's an invisible barrier
You can't even volt it or anything
Okay, there we go, finally...
So annoying
Ohhhh shit!
okay...
Okay here we go...
Come on... no...
Congratulations, you must be feeling fantastic
What?
Can't you put into words just how incredible you must be feeling right now?
There's so much blood
So... so many dead bodies...
Well so many dead bodies indeed!
I see you managed to rack up 9 kills over the course that game absolutely spectacular. Can you recount for us at home?
How some of those kills played out?
I... I... disemboweled the man with a shotgun...
Oh ho! I saw that!!
And then I caved his skull in with a frying pan!
That was incredible you were on fire out there. I'm sure there are many people at home
Who would love to be in your shoes right now! But at the end of the day you are the victor
Can we get some dinner? This man's earned it! Congratulations! Here's your chicken dinner
What? Wh--why? Why do I have chicken now?
What's happening!?!?
I'm a piece of shit
Adam!!
Hold on I'm coming!!
Adam come and revive me I'm almost down!
I'm coming I'm pinned down man!
Adam fuck!!!!
I'm comin for ya!
No!!!
No Alan no!
I don't wanna die...
No buddy no no no no
No... I'm sorry I wasn't there for you
I'm sorry buddy
What the fuck!?
Do you want to head into Rozhok?
Ah.. yeah. Sure.
Do you have a spare AR or anything?
Because I've only got a pistol
Oh ahhh..
Yep, you can have my m16 if you want?
Actually that'd be awesome
Sweet here you go
Oh
Why didn't you just hand it to me?
Sorry? What do you mean?
Don't worry. It's alright
Cool... oh
Do you have any like five-point ammo? Do you not have any? Well no because you unloaded it before you gave me the gun. Yeah
Do you not have any?
Well no because you unloaded it before you gave me the gun
Yip
Why did you do that?
What do you mean "why did I do that"?
Well, I mean, why did why did you unload the gun before you handed it to me?
Because that's how the world works Rowan!
What is up with you? What what are you even talking? Well, first of all, you want me to just magically?
What are you even talking about?
Well, first of all, you want me to just magically transport a gun
from my hands straight into your hands? What?? That doesn't make any sense!
Second of all, you want me to put the gun on the ground?
With ammo in it?? Not put it back in my pocket?
Yes Ben, thats precisely what I want you to do! When someone hands someone a gun you can just leave the ammo in the gun!
Okay, so shall I just do a bunch of other physically impossible things like levitate my way to Rozhok??
Is that what you want me to do Rowan?? You want me to levitate up and shoot lasers out my eyes Rowan??
Okay, Ben, what is so hard about handing someone a gun with a loaded ?!!?
Okay, first of all gun safety! 101!
We're in a fucking warzone!!
There's a blue circle of death
Surrounding us these about 80-odd people trying to kill us. I think you can just hand me a loaded gun!
I wouldn't worry so much about gun safety
Second of all, it's literally physically impossible for me to give you a gun with ammo already in it Rowan!
Just hand me a fucking loaded gun!!
Okay Rowan! Can you hand me your loaded pistol please??
Sure Ben
Oh Rowan! Rowan, why'd you put the gun on the ground Rowan?
Huh...
Yeah!! Shall I make my way to Rozhok then?
We done??
Yip
Can I go now??
Unbelievable
You still haven't given me any ammo!
Fine
Is that...
Yeah, that is!
That dude's peekin' on me...
Is that ah...
Piece of shit
Ow!
Fuck!
Screw you!
SCREW YOU!
Come out you piece of shit!
Eat shit!
Screw your mum!
No!
Okay, Adam to be really careful, alright, we're down to the final ten - we need to be invisible
Roger that team leader, I'm just gonna have myself an energy drink first
Oh that hits the spot!
Yes! Raah damn, I love how realistic this game is! Shit!
Oh--
Wow, Alan you gotta be better at hiding remember, this is a survival game!
Here we go mate
Let's get you back up
Wait, what accent are you speaking?
It's changing between American and Australian mate!
Now a little bit of South African ey?
Wow...
Ah fuck!
Idiot.
Oh, fuck oh fuck!
You gone done fucked up boy
No no no no
No no no - fuck!
Oh i'm going to enjoy this
You do not have to kill me!
Shh shh shhhh
No!!! Arhghgh!
AHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!!!
Now shut up and die
No.
So you think you can dodge??
You're starting to piss me off
Stop it!
Stop!
Die! Die!
Why wont you die!?
Because - I believe in something
What do you believe in?
I believe in teamwork
Dodge this
Thanks, man
This is why you don't split up from the team c**t
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