♪ ALL: WAY, FAR AWAY IN THE KOOKAMUNGA. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ FALLING THROUGH ADVENTURES AT A BLISTERING PACE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ HE'S A BRAVE PIG RANGER IN A PRETTY COOL PLACE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ SHOUTING FROM THE PEEKABOO, SWINGING FROM THE TREES FROM ♪
♪ THE HEEBIE JEEBIE FOREST THROUGH THE ICY BRAINFREEZE. ♪
♪ JIGGERS IS HIS BEAVER PAL, RELUCTANT BUT DEPENDABLE, ♪
♪ THEY GOT TO WORK TO KEEP THE KOOKAMUNGA NATURAL. ♪
♪ OF COURSE, OUR SHOW ALSO HAS BAD GUYS. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY. ♪
♪ HOORAY FOR MOOSEKNUCKLE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY. ♪
[SHATTERING GLASS]
JIGGERS: AH.
IGGY: NO TIME FOR PANCAKES, JIG.
WE'RE RUNNING LATE.
GRAB A HAPPY BREAKFAST ENERGY BAR.
[GRUNTING].
JIGGERS: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
WE SPEND SO MUCH TIME CRISSCROSSING THE PARK,
DOING ROUNDS THAT WE NEVER HAVE TIME TO RELAX.
IGGY: HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEED A MORE EFFICIENT WAY TO TRAVEL.
JIGGERS: HMM...
TA-DA, THE BUNGEE-PULT.
NOTE THE FRONT AND REAR SEATS,
TRAJECTORY DIAL AND DUAL SEAT EJECT BUTTON.
IGGY: HMM, FUNCTIONAL, YET UNCOMPROMISING IN ITS DESIGN.
BRILLIANT, YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB, JIG.
WHOA!
JIGGERS: AAH!
IGGY: LOOK, THE TARGET.
JIGGERS: AHH!
IGGY: OH, HMM, AH!
THE COLLARED LEMMINGS, THEY'RE MIGRATING, RUN!
JIGGERS: AAH!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S WEIGHING US DOWN.
IGGY: HOW MANY HAPPY BREAKFAST ENERGY BARS
DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH?
JIGGERS: JUST ONE, WELL OKAY.
I DID HAVE A COUPLE OF YAK CHEESE BALLS AS AN APPETIZER.
FINE, I'LL TAKE THE FRONT SEAT.
THAT SHOULD BALANCE OUR WEIGHT.
AAH!
IGGY: WHOO-HO-HOO!
JIGGERS: MAMA!
IGGY: AH, CLOSE ENOUGH, GOOD WORK, JIGGERS.
JIGGERS: GOOD WORK, GOOD WORK?
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE TARGET
AND ON TOP OF THAT, I GOT MY FACE SQUISHED AGAIN!
IGGY: JIGGERS, RELAX IT'S ONLY A TEST FLIGHT.
COME ON, SIT DOWN AND HAVE A HAPPY BREAKFAST ENERGY BAR.
JIGGERS: I DON'T WANT A HAPPY BREAKFAST ENERGY BAR,
I DON'T LIKE HAPPY BREAKFAST ENERGY BARS.
AND I'M SICK OF THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I WANT TO SOAK IN THE TUB.
I WANT TO READ A MYSTERY BOOK.
I WANT TO CHEW ON A NICE PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD
JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.
IGGY: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING BEFORE?
COME ON, LET'S GO FOR A STROLL AND BASK IN
THE AWE INSPIRING GLOW OF THE KOOKAMUNGA.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER A BREAK.
AH, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE SOUND OF THE BREEZE
BLOWING THROUGH THE STICKER BUSHES?
HARLEY: NO, NO, NOT HERE, IT'S OVER THIS WAY.
WARTHOG: SORRY, BOSS.
IGGY: HEY, I THINK THAT'S THE STRAY WARTHOG
SOUNDER OF THE KOOKAMUNGA.
JIGGERS: STRAY... AS IN WITHOUT A HOME, STRAY?
IGGY: NO, STRAY AS IN THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE SENSE OF
DIRECTION AND KEEP GOING ASTRAY.
HARLEY: GREETINGS, I'M HARLEY.
DO YOU EITHER OF YOU KNOW WHERE BIG HONKIN' BOULDER IS?
IGGY: SURE, IT'S THAT WAY.
HARLEY: HIS HAT, AT LAST, THE SIGN WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
WARTHOG: HMM, HMM, HA, HA, HA.
YEAH, YES, YES.
HARLEY: OH, LITTLE BEAVER WITH EXCELLENT HEAD GEAR,
DO YOU WISH TO BE OUR KING?
JIGGERS: UH, THAT DEPENDS,
WHAT EXACTLY WOULD I HAVE TO DO?
HARLEY: ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO, WE'LL DO.
JIGGERS: EVERYTHING I WANT TO DO?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
WE CAN SLEEP IN LATE, EAT A LEISURELY BREAKFAST,
RELAX, AND SMELL THE PINE CONES.
IGGY: I DON'T KNOW, JIG.
IT'S A BIG DECISION, YOU SHOULD THINK IT OVER.
JIGGERS: HMM, OKAY, I'VE THOUGHT IT OVER.
I'LL BE YOUR KING.
AH, NOW THIS IS THE LIFE.
IGGY: YEAH, TOO BAD WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE SOON.
JIGGERS: WHAT, WHY?
IGGY: BECAUSE WE HAVE WORK ROUNDS TO DO.
JIGGERS: ROUND SHMOUNDS, THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.
IGGY: JIGGERS, WE CAN'T JUST STOP DOING OUR WORK,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW A, OW, A KING, OW!
JIGGERS: SURE WE CAN, YOU HEARD HARLEY,
KINGS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.
IGGY: OH, I THINK THIS KING BUSINESS IS GOING
TO YOUR HEAD, JIG.
JIGGERS: UH, THAT'S KING JIG TO YOU, THANKS.
IGGY: OH, AAH.
HARLEY: IF THE PIG IN WAITING IS CORRECT,
WE ARE LESS THAN A DAY'S MARCH FROM STIFF UPPER CLIFFS.
IT IS TIME TO INFORM THE KING OF HIS ROYAL DUTY
IS IN HISSABISS.
IGGY: HUH, HISSABISS, AAH!
JIGGERS: IGGY, WHAT HAPPENED?
IGGY: I FELL OFF A ROCK.
JIGGERS: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP MY FRIEND?
IGGY: MAYBE LATER, THANKS, BUT RIGHT NOW,
WE'VE GOT TO TALK ALONE.
JIGGERS: SWEETHEARTS, CAN YOU GIVE US FIVE AND, UM,
WOULD YOU BRING SOME OF THOSE TASTY LITTLE BERRY
THINGAMAJIGGIES WHEN YOU COME BACK?
THANKS.
IGGY: FORGET THE BERRY THINGAMAJIGGIES WE'VE
GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
THE WARTHOGS WANT YOU TO GO INTO HISSABISS.
JIGGERS: HISSABISS, IT'S FULL OF POISONOUS SNAKES,
WHY WOULD THEY WANT ME TO DO THAT?
IGGY: DOESN'T MATTER, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
HARLEY: EXCUSE ME, SIRE, BUT WE MUST DISCUSS A
MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
OUR GREATEST TREASURE IS THE GREEN GHERKIN,
A 100-KARAT EMERALD.
JIGGERS: HUH, GREEN'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
HARLEY: OUR FORMER KING LOST THE GHERKIN AND
WE HAVE FINALLY TRACKED IT TO HISSABISS.
WE NEED YOU TO GET IT BACK.
JIGGERS: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, TRUST ME THAT'S,
THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
I'M NO GOOD AT THAT ACTION STUFF, ASK IGGY.
HARLEY: IT IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE
OF BEING A KING.
JIGGERS: YEAH, ABOUT THIS KING BUSINESS,
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT,
SEE IGGY AND I PARK ROUNDS TO DO, SO, UH, UNFORTUNATELY,
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UH, RETIRE.
HARLEY: A KING CAN'T JUST RETIRE, IT IS A JOB FOR LIFE.
JIGGERS: OKAY, OKAY, THERE'S NO NEED TO GET ALL UPSET.
HARLEY: SPLENDID, JUST ONE MORE QUESTION,
IT APPEARS WE'RE LOST.
DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO STIFF UPPER CLIFFS?
JIGGERS: WE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM WRONG DIRECTIONS.
HARLEY: EXCUSE ME, SIRE, ARE YOU READY TO DESCEND?
JIGGERS: NO.
IGGY: UH, WHAT THE KING MEANT TO SAY IS,
"NO, HE'S NOT READY YET," REMEMBER?
THE KING'S AN IDEAS GUY, HE JUST NEEDS A FEW MINUTES
TO COME UP WITH AN IDEA.
JIGGERS: WE TRY THIS, THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
ONE MINUTE, I'M TAKING A NICE RELAXING STROLL IN THE WOODS,
THE NEXT, I'M FACING CERTAIN DEATH.
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG, IGGY?
TELL ME.
IGGY: NOT NOW, JIGGERS, WE NEED TO FIGURE A WAY
OUT OF THIS MESS.
JIGGERS: WHAT'S THE POINT?
I'M DONE FOR, GAME OVER, FINITO.
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU DON'T FORGET ME AND
ALL THE FUN WE'VE HAD, BERRY-PICKING, HIKING,
THE TIPPY CANOE MARATHONS.
IGGY: THE BUNGEE-PULT, THAT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT?
JIGGERS: NOT SO MUCH, NO.
IGGY: NO, THINK JIGGERS, IT'S THE PERFECT WAY
TO GET THE EMERALD.
JIGGERS: OKAY, THEN LET ME GET CHEWING.
HARLEY: SIRE, WHAT IS THAT UNSIGHTLY CONTRAPTION?
JIGGERS: UNSIGHTLY?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS DESIGN.
IGGY: STAY FOCUSED, JIGGERS.
JIGGERS: RIGHT, IT'S A, UH, BUNGEE-PULT.
NOTE THE FRONT AND REAR SEATS, TRAJECTORY DIAL AND
DUAL SEAT EJECT BUTTON.
IGGY: JIGGERS, I MEAN, UH, THE, UH,
KING WILL USE THE BUNGEE-PULT TO RETRIEVE THE GREEN GHERKIN.
HARLEY: OH, VERY GOOD, SIRE.
JIGGERS: I GUESS THIS IS IT, IF WE DON'T MAKE IT,
I JUST WANNA SAY THAT YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND
I'VE EVER, IGGY.
GOT IT.
HARLEY: VERY GOOD, YOUR MAJESTY.
BOTH: AAH.
JIGGERS: HUH?
IGGY: WE'RE TOO HEAVY, I WARNED YOU NOT TO EAT ALL
THOSE BERRY THINGAMAJIGGIES.
JIGGERS: THEY WERE LOW CARBS.
IGGY: WE NEED TO TOSS SOMETHING OVERBOARD.
JIGGERS: BUT I ONLY PACKED THE ESSENTIAL.
IGGY: JIGGERS.
JIGGERS: ALL RIGHT.
IGGY: WE'RE STILL TOO HEAVY.
JIGGERS: I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT EXCEPT THIS ENERGY BAR.
BOTH: AH!
HARLEY: AH, THE GHERKIN.
JIGGERS: AAH!
WARTHOG: IT WENT THAT WAY, DON'T GET OUT OF MY WAY.
HARLEY: NO, NO, NOT THERE, IT'S OVER THIS WAY.
WARTHOG: QUICKLY, QUICKLY.
IGGY: WEEEE!
JIGGERS: AHHH, OH IGGY WE HIT THE TARGET.
BOTH: OINKABULA, OINKABULA, OINKABULA, AH!
JIGGERS: OKIDOKI, I'M READY FOR PARK ROUNDS NOW.
IGGY: SEE, I KNEW A LITTLE BREAK WOULD
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
JIGGERS: UM, DO YOU THINK THE WARTHOGS WILL
COME LOOKING FOR ME?
IGGY: MAYBE, WEAR A DIFFERENT HAT.
JIGGERS: I'M SURE GONNA MISS THOSE BERRY THINGAMAJIGGIES.
HARLEY: NO, IT WENT THAT WAY.