- Hello. (laughs)
Why does this feel awkward?
Hey, guys, Suzie here.
For today's video,
I am going to be
transforming myself
into iconic witches.
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(static crackles)
That's right, it's witch time.
Let's break down these witches, shall we?
Witch number one
is Hermione Granger.
(impersonating Hermione) I'm Hermione Granger
and I'm the first witch.
(echoing) Why do I keep having to burp?
I had to include a Harry Potter witch,
and Hermione is the brightest witch of her age.
She's also brave,
a good friend,
and she saved Harry's butt so many times.
If it weren't for Hermione,
I'm sorry,
the chosen one would be no more.
Breaking news. (dramatic music)
We're gonna do Sabrina,
from "Chilling Adventures of Sabrina".
Have you ever seen that show?
It's amazing.
I watched it on Netflix.
It is, mwah.
And people tell me I look like her, so
I had to do it.
And she's the queen of hell,
so,
duh. (laughs)
Okay, Hermione, Sabrina,
Kiki,
from "Kiki's Delivery Service".
I love Kiki so much.
(impersonating Kiki) I am Kiki.
We are one.
When she doesn't think
that she could become a witch
and she doubts herself,
(echoing) I feel you, Kiki.
You guys have watched the Ghibli movies, right?
The last witch,
(impersonating Wicked Witch) The Wicked Witch of the West.
I think that was my first favorite witch.
It was one of my first Halloween costumes.
It's really funny
because one year I went as Dorothy,
and then the year after,
I think I went as the Wicked Witch of the West.
So something happened in that year
where I'm like,
"Nah, time to be evil."
(laughing)
I think the Wicked Witch of the West
is one of the most iconic witches of all time.
When I just think of witch,
I think of the Wicked Witch of the West.
So, yeah, that's it.
Four witches.
Let's do it.
To the wig box.
(upbeat cartoon music)
We're going in my closet.
(echoing) It's so dark.
Welcome to my closet.
I'm grabbing my wig box.
I have a big old box.
Whenever I am doing,
like, a cosplay
or a costume,
or dressing up,
Halloween or not,
the wig is always the first thing I get
because if you don't have a good wig,
it just
can ruin the whole look.
I'm gonna try my best
with the wigs that I already have.
I have a lot of wigs.
I definitely have a Hermione wig.
I think I actually have more than one.
Okay, I'm gonna keep this for a Kiki wig.
Oh.
Yes, okay.
So this is my one Hermione wig.
You can see it says,
"Hermione older".
I kind of wanna go with a young Hermione wig though,
because, to me, that's like...
That's more iconic to me.
When I think of Hermione Granger
I think of her,
like, big messy hair.
Here is my young Hermione wig.
I've had it for so long,
but it's perfect.
It's just the perfect Hermione wig.
I could use my own hair for Sabrina.
I know her hair is shorter.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this looks like my hair.
I think this will be perfect, actually.
This is so funny.
This is literally, like...
I think it's the same length.
♪ Sisters ♪
This is the hardest one, the Wicked Witch of the West,
because her hair is just, like,
messily pulled up
into a bun,
but then there's, like, all these scragglies.
Here's a Harry Potter wig.
(laughing) Another Harry Potter wig.
Oh, I have Bellatrix.
I don't know if that's gonna work for the witch.
Also, I think it'll be harder
to put my hat on over this.
So I'm gonna use...
This'll work.
We're gonna use this.
My life is so chaotic.
Here's our Hermione wig.
Here's my Sabrina wig.
Wow, this will be the perfect Kiki wig.
So this is my long black wig.
It's giving me Samara. (chilling sound effect)
But I think we can make it work.
Okay, step two is outfits.
Let's find some outfits.
Oh, hello.
I didn't see you there.
Just kidding.
I'm getting out all my Harry Potter things.
Okay, so just a little polo.
This Gryffindor sweater.
It's so annoying to me
why these Gryffindor ties
are, like, a different red than this.
Like, why is this maroon?
And why is this more red?
Oh, we need "Hogwarts: A History",
and her wand.
(clattering) (echoing) Oh, my goodness.
Things are falling.
Okay, here we go.
Hermione's first wand.
Oh, here it is.
(upbeat music)
(groans)
(static crackles)
Okay, I think that's good for Hermione.
Let's do Sabrina next.
I definitely wanna do this, like,
red, iconic dress of hers.
Look at this.
I mean, it's not perfect.
We're just going for general vibes,
you know?
Oh, my gosh, I almost fell.
Here we go.
I'm Sabrina.
Does Sabrina have any props?
Salem.
Okay, I'll grab Bruce later.
We have some horns
that we could put on for Sabrina.
Now, Kiki,
I have this head band
that is perfect.
This is honestly the perfect Kiki dress.
Here we go.
Because every witch needs a broom.
This was $75.
And it's so cool-looking.
It's perfect.
"Wicked Witch of the West."
Oh, I wish I had, like, a prosthetic nose
that I could put on.
To be fair, this is probably the most important part.
That, and a witch's hat.
I have this dress.
This is more simple though.
I think this'll be a better Wicked Witch.
Hazel's shoes.
These are my Ruby slippers that I'm after.
I guess I gotta have these.
Now it's just the makeup.
Do beauty gurus even exist anymore?
So, I'm gonna pull up the reference photo.
(laughs)
Let's be clear.
I don't really know what I'm doing
when it comes to makeup.
I just wing it.
(muted) It's, um... (indistinct)
(static crackles)
Luckily my face
already kind of looks like
young Emma Watson.
This is a Voldemort moment.
I'm just covering.
(laughs)
I don't wanna put on, like, anything else really.
Just the eyebrows and the freckles,
and I think we're good.
I literally look like Dobby
doing a makeup tutorial.
♪ Doo-Do-Doo ♪
♪ Doo-Doodoo-Do-doo ♪
That's pretty good.
Okay. (laughs)
I'm gonna be bald so much in this video.
Little flip.
Oh, yeah, baby.
(impersonating Hermione) I used to be so much better
at this accent,
and now I can't-
I'm Hermione Granger.
And,
you are?
Pleasure.
But do you see how, like, this wig
really made this entire look?
(clears throat)
(impersonating Hermione) Wingardium leviosa.
Just imagine a feather.
(impersonating Hermione) I did a bit of light reading.
(book crashes) (laughs)
She is all about the drama.
Yeah.
Okay, that's looking good.
Okay, that's good enough.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
It's so weird
'cause I'm literally just, like,
putting on my own hair.
So this is a little long.
Like, if I was actually doing this cosplay for real,
I would cut this
and curl it.
(impersonating Sabrina) What do we think?
I'm Sabrina Spellman.
I can't do a good impression,
but her voice is very nasally and dry.
I mean, Hermione...
I look so much like Hermione,
so it's hard for me to, like, compare all of these.
(impersonating Sabrina) What do we think, Salem?
I love you, Salem.
Pretend that I'm chanting in Latin.
Pretend that I'm an intense witch.
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to go to the Academy
and also go to high school.
I can't think of anything else that she says.
I just want a normal life.
Okay.
Next witch.
Sabrina is done.
We are going to do Kiki.
She has almost no makeup at all.
I'm really just gonna add the blush.
I mean, she kind of has eyeliner.
I guess you could call that eyeliner.
Oh, heck, yeah.
I really look like a clown. (laughs)
Okay.
Oooh.
Oh, yeah, baby.
(laughs) Yeah.
Oh. (laughs)
(impersonates Kiki) I need you to listen to me because...
(upbeat music drowns out speech)
Are you ready?
I do not remember anything that she says.
A broom really helps complete the look
because the broom is kind of her thing.
Both of my cats are like, "What is going on right now?"
(impersonating Kiki) Jiji, what am I gonna do?
(laughs)
It is time
to transform into our final witch.
(impersonating Wicked Witch) The Wicked Witch of the West.
This has been quite a journey.
I've never tried this makeup before.
You know what, we're just gonna go for it.
She's so pigmented though,
I don't think I'm gonna be able to reach
that level of pigmentation.
(impersonating Wicked Witch) I am a lizard.
I literally am looking at wedding dresses later.
If I can't get it off,
and I show up looking like this...
I'm like, "I'm ready to get married."
I think this is pretty good.
- Let's see what you're doing here.
Oh.
- I think it looks good,
and then I look in here and I'm like, "Dang."
This is gonna work.
This is fine.
Why is my nose so green?
Oh, my God, now I really feel like Elphaba
with her long black hair.
Oh, yeah.
I definitely am giving more, like, Elphaba
than Wicked Witch of the West.
(impersonating Wicked Witch) Toto.
(singing tune)
♪ And all of us has to love- ♪
I just sing...
I just sing the entire musical of "Wicked".
I mean, how could I not
when I look like this?
Where's my mike?
♪ I have been changed for good ♪
♪ What is this feeling ♪
♪ So sudden and new ♪
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
(static crackles)
Well, guys,
this has been a journey.
Yeah, that's about it.
Thank you for watching this video.
I had fun.
I hope you had fun,
I hope you enjoyed this video.
Thank you, Vegard, for editing this mess.
I appreciate you, I love you.
(singing) Goodbye.
(echoing evil cackle)
(static crackles)
Why can't I...
Fuck.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
I can do this.
Who is that, Billie Eilish?
(echoing) Why does this keep falling?
Oh, God.
(upbeat music)
(laughs) I just blanked out.
Okay, okay.
Wow, I really look like Voldemort.
(static crackles)