(upbeat rock music)
- God, I am so hungry, - This always happens.
- [Kimmy] I could literally eat this table.
- Hey, excuse me sir.
We've been waiting on our food for like 45 minutes.
- Oh, here at Buffalo Wild Wings
our standard wait time is an hour and a half,
so don't talk to me until then, or after then.
In fact, don't talk to me at all.
- Could you at least refill our waters please?
(water splashing)
- No.
- [Courtney] Every Buffalo Wild Wings Ever.
- How do they expect us to eat these?
- My lips hurt.
- Miss, miss, can you please take these the wings away
and bring us new ones?
They're far too spicy.
- These are mild.
They don't get any less spicy,
You want me to bring back naked wings?
- No. - No, we want the sauce,
just like less spicy.
- Okay, hold on.
- We're not asking too much, are we?
- No, don't worry, it's okay.
- Here, the sauce is water.
- Thank you, perfect.
- Thank you.
- Oh, oh, oh.
Watch out, watch out.
- Oh my God, this water's too spicy!
- Oh my god, did they season this with lemon?
- That's like the spiciest fruit!
- [Damien] Yeah, could I get the garlic butter
with no garlic and no chicken?
(customers talking)
- Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Hey!
- What?
- Can you guys keep it down, I'm trying to have a date here.
- No, you brought your date to a Buffalo Wild Wings.
- Yeah, welcome to BWW,
the place where everyone comes to yell!
- This is on you!
- Maybe next time why don't you think
about what your date wants to do maybe
and not just what you want to do?
- Oh, no, no, no, actually I really like it here.
I can't hear a word she says
which is so perfect because she's super freaking hot
but she also has never said an interesting thing
in her life.
- Do you like movies?
- See?
- [Courtney] Spicy wings for a spicy girl.
- It's just not the same.
Excuse me miss?
- What do you want?
- Hi, yeah, we were wondering
if we could get a different table
so we can be closer to the fight?
- There's literally giant screens everywhere.
- Oh no, not UFC.
We wanted to watch two people beat the crap
out of each other at the bar.
- Yeah.
- Oh, wait, hold on.
Hey you!
Yeah you with the face!
You want some of this?
Okay!
(bottle smashes)
- Oh!
Oh, this is what I came here for.
- Wow.
- And he's got greater reach, but she's killing him.
- [Damien] I didn't prepare for this,
guess I'll just wing it.
(Damien laughing)
- Look at this guy.
(loud chewing)
- Oh, this is not going to go well for him.
- [Shayne] Oh, no.
- Should I bring him a napkin?
- No, no, no, no, I want to see what happens here.
Desperation kicking in.
- [Jackie] Yeah, oh, oh, he's going for the table.
- [Shayne] Going for the table.
And oh, go for the seat, go for the seat.
- There it is.
- Oh buddy, be careful with the seat,
'cause there's...
(dramatic tune)
- [Shayne] Oh, perfect.
(Ian screams)
- Perfect.
(phone ringing)
- Yeah, he's gonna try and answer it.
Oh, yup, go, come on.
This is gonna be good.
- Who is it, is it the wife?
Oh, that's not.
Oh, that's a 10.
That's not good business.
- Bro you got an oily nose.
- Can somebody give me some napkins or at least
answer my phone, it's my boss.
It's very important!
- This makes me so happy.
- Can someone please give me some goddamn napkins!
- All right, I'm gonna bring him napkins.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Bring him the bad ones that don't work
and just stick to your hands.
- [Jackie] You're a genius.
- [Shayne] I know.
- Hey
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Napkins, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
(Ian gasping)
- Oh buddy.
- So little to work with.
(Ian crying)
- [Courtney] Babe, let's go to B dubs.
- All right it is just too loud in here man,
I'm gonna say something.
I really think I should...
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
- Yeah how's it going?
Hi, yeah it is just way too loud in here.
Could you please turn down the music
and turn the TVs off for five minutes?
- Are you sure?
- I'm so sure.
- Oh, I don't know if you want to do that.
- I absolutely want to do that.
- If I turn off the music,
I'm not turning it back on for five minutes, okay?
- Five minutes, please.
- All right.
You're gonna be cool with that?
- So cool.
- All right, here we go.
Buckle up.
- [Courtney] Thank you.
(loud chewing)
- Oh my God.
(loud chewing)
- This is awful!
Please turn it back on, I'm sorry!
- Sorry, you said five minutes and I'm enjoying your pain.
And you said that you would never
I would not do it no matter what you said it,
so it's the law.
- I really thought I was gonna be cool with it
but I'm not cool with it.
I'm not cool.
I'm not cool!
This is not okay!
This is not okay.
- [Damien] I like the spice level "Send my mouth to hell."
(quiet chewing)
- Oh my God.
These are too hard to eat.
- Just use your hands.
- Okay, fine.
(quiet chewing)
- Oh my God.
You're right, that's way better!
I really think- - I think we
should 100% break up.
- I'm sorry?
- I think we should break up.
- [Kimmy] I think we should eat more wings.
- I don't want to be with you anymore.
- I just don't know what people expect
when they come here at noon.
- [Jackie] I don't know.
(Ian crying)
(Jackie laughing)
- It's hard being a server
and then seeing a dirty stinky boy,
just a dirty, dirty boy.
(Kimmy laughing)
- Don't, don't look.
- Don't look over there.
- Okay.
Real, is that Ansel Elgort?
- Oh my God, I think it is.