﻿Rick Steves: [screams]
Oh, baby.
[background noise]
Crew 1: I like that one.
Rick: [laughs]
Crew 1: Maybe just dial it down a little.
Rick: [laughs]
Crew 1: Ready whenever you are.
Crew 2: You are thinking it.
Rick: I'm thinking it.
[laughter] I'm thinking it.
All right.
Hi.
This time we're surrounded by all sorts of
co-stars navigating their way through Cambridge.
Ciao.
People: Ciao.
Rick: It's a land of many contrasts,
and dimensions, and flavors, and slices.
Afterwards, a few less swings.
Female 1: Yeah. [laughs] I kind of get carried away with my swinging.
Female 2: [speaking Portuguese]
Female 3: [sings in Portuguese]
Rick: [speaking Portuguese]
Female 4: [speaking Portuguese]
Rick: [speaking Portuguese]
Female 4: Isabel Maria! Crew: Cham-m-ma. Com chama.
Rick: [laughs] Com chama? Wait a second. Female 4: Isabel Maria.
Rick: [speaking Portuguese]
Female 4: Isabel Maria! [laughs]
Rick: Built upon it, that palace of his romantic dreams.
Crew: Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Rick: Calm down.
Crew: Keep it calm. Keep it seemly.
Rick: Okay. [laughs] Keep it seemly travels.
Within 10 years of Vasco da Gama's voyage
around India to Africa, voyage around Africa to India.
Money from the European Union all combined to give Europe bounce.
I hope you've enjoyed our look at
the many dimensions of medieval heartland.
Rick: [laughs] Crew: Medieval heartland? Ok.
Rick: You break that off.
Male 1: To do this...
Rick: Wow. [laughs] That was good.
It doesn't like me.
I'm going to bite its head off.
Female 5: Can you see the...
Rick: See, make it a little smile.
[laughs] Make it smile.
Male 2: You can actually make it smile like this.
Rick: [laughs]
Male 3: To breakfast.
Rick: [laughs] Breakfast.
Delicious.
Absolutely delicious.
Male 4: You want me to try again there?
[laughs]
Male 5: 19th century farm to table tavern--
[bell dings]
Someone asked for water.
Why would you come over here for water?
Really, come on.
Rick: [laughs] Just take a little bit and you spin it on the edge
of the table and it drags the whole thing in like a big rat's nest.
[laughs]
Calamari. Delicioso.
Rick: Arancini. Arancini.
Female 6: Aran-ci-ni.
Rick: Boun appetito. Female 6: Gracie.
Rick: [laughs]
Crew 1: Just stay right there.
Crew 2: I get it.
Can he see?
[laughter]
What's taking so long, Karel?
Rick: Hi.
[laughs]
No. Come on!
Rick: We're sailing to three iconic Greek islands:
Santorini, Mykonos, and Rhodes.
Welcome aboard. Arrrrgh! [laughs]
Be sure you understand exactly what time the last tender--
Crew: [laughs]
Rick: They say the average cruise passenger
gains a pound a day, but not me.
[laughs] [panting]
Rick: Wheee!
So, they need to make more money from land excursions,
and from extras you buy while on board, like alcohol...
Chocka chocka chocka.
[laughs]
Male 6: You just sound like you're almost
yelling over or you're speaking too loud.
Rick: Because I'm drunk.
Male 6: I'm sorry, you don't need to--
Rick: It's raining
in the Cinque Terre!
Female 7: What show? She's American.
Crew: It's called "Rick Steves' Europe."
Female 8: I love Rick Steves!
Rick: [laughs]
Female 9: There we go.
Rick: Hey!
Male 7: Oh! Hey, Rick. How are you? [laughs]
Rick: Have a good time!
I get to be in your honeymoon uh... [laughs]
Female 10: [laughs]
Rick: All right.
Male 7: Awesome. Thank you so much.
Rick: Entire communities hurl themselves with abandon
and into the craziness and there's no better example...
European's festival traditions go way back and are filled with--
Now with that attitude, let's party!
[music]
[background noise]
Male 8: [speaking Slovenian]
[background noise]
Male 9: Anywhere you want to go.
Rick: Yes.
Male 9: Backwards, forwards.
[laughter]
Male 11: I'm with you on that.
Rick: Oh, man!
[laughter]
Male 12: That's for the last place.
Rick: Taking our lives into our own hands.
I'm going to the top of a live volcano.
I'm here, back with more of the best of Europe in...
[laughs] Hi, I'm Rick Steves, back with more of the best of Europe.
Thanks and nobody is getting me on the face at all.
These guys are losers. [laughs]
Crew: They're not done.
Male 14: This fish... too much smoking. Kaput.
Rick: Look at that.
[screams]
Is it delicioso?
Male 14: Si. Buonissimo. Rick: Si?
Male 14: [speaking Italian]
Rick: With wild beasts and gladiators.
Male 15: [sings] Mozia.
Rick: [sings] Mozia! Oh, Mozia! Why does it matter?
Male 16: Then you would have to wait a year to get wine.
Rick: But, we don't need to wait now because the wine is ready to go. Woohoo!
Phew!
Crew: The dog is racing around there.
It's cute but I don't think we want it.
It's really cute.
[laughs]
Male 17: This is my new dog for next year.
[laughter]
Her name is Milly.
Milly is her name.
Crew: Look here, where's he at?.
Easy, easy.
Talk calmly.
Rick: There you go.
There we go, little puppy.
Crew: You have to baby talk.
Just talk calmly.
[laughs]
Rick: I am Rick Steves.
Hey.
Get this other dog away.
Okay, just a minute.
Hi, I'm Rick Steves, back with more of the best of Europe.
This time, we're packing light.
But there's always room for puppies.
Sheepdog puppies.
Hi, I'm Rick Steves, back with more of the best of Europe.
This time we're getting to know
the locals and that includes the pigeons.
Crew: Seagulls.
Rick: Seagulls.
[bagpipes playing]
This is Glasgow and Scottish passions.
Thanks for joining us.
[laughs]
Crew: All right, one more.
Rick: Rob Roy's sporran?
Female 11: Yeah, for sure, yes.
Rick: [laughs] Okay.
Crew: Okay, and I'm rolling.
Rick: You like the hair?
Crew: Yes. Hair's good.
Rick: Good. Me, too.
Your reward could be a quiet-- Shut up.
Nobody knows.
Crew: I'm not seeing the cars -- that's important.
Rick: Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
Crew: Nobody really knows.
Rick: Nobody really-- nobody knows. Nobody-- nobody knows.
Crew 1: Just hold it up, Jay.
Just you're having--
Crew 1: That's okay.
[laughter]
Rick: Wow.
According to legend--
Crew 1: It's okay.
There's a ferry right on your head.
No problem there.
Crew 2: Clothing, right?
Don't squeeze the stuff around it.
Okay, here we go.
Rick: Oops.
The Battle of Bannockburn.
Falkirk.
They say it produced 25% of the world's ocean-going ships.
There's one being built right now. But, after World War II...
We're so good-looking that you're going to want
to have more face-time with Colin and Rick.
These houses are designed so the wind comes up and just swoops over.
Colin: Yes, aerodynamic design before the word aerodynamic existed.
Rick: If they didn't have a good foundation, they could
actually get airborne and fly all the way to Edmonds?
Colin: [laughs] They could.
Rick: Incredible.
Colin: Flights twice a day.
Rick: The McDonalds against the McClouds?
Colin: Aye.
Rick: Give me a sword, and a kilt and I'm on my way.
Colin: Men, women, children, and their domesticated animals could come in-
Rick: Domestic animals?
Colin: -and enjoy a bit of sheep poo.
Rick: Wow.
Colin: There's a lot of sheep around so you've got to watch your step.
Rick: Thank you.
Colin: We call them the Skye landmines.
Rick: The Skye landmines.
[laughter]
Crew 1: The future.
Crew 2: The future.
Crew 1: This is going to be...
[train honks]