(screaming)
- Okay.
Driving off the edge of the road,
I think technically is an unsafe lane change.
(upbeat music)
- Hey, everyone, we're here at BuzzFeed,
and today we're challenging Funhaus to a race in GTA Online.
- But there's a third team here.
It's the team of the law,
and that's the team we're on.
I'm gonna be watching BuzzFeed.
- [Kelsey] Yeah, and I'm gonna be watching Funhaus.
- Everyone's gonna be driving across the map
without breaking any laws.
We're gonna keep our eyes on 'em, and no drugs!
- For every law you break, there will be a penalty,
so crime does not pay, guys.
- Absolutely not.
- Let's go race.
(upbeat music)
- Officer Kelsey, you ready over there to do this race?
- [Kelsey] Oh, we're ready.
- All right, keep a close eye on those people over there.
I don't trust 'em, I don't trust anyone over here,
so we're gonna make this nice and legitimate.
Everyone's playing by the rules.
- [Kelsey] The law will win today.
- The law wins every day.
Three, two, one, go!
I got my eyes on you.
- Oh, yeah I have (grunts).
- Whoa, that's a bump.
- I didn't do that! - That was immediately a bump.
Are you gonna stop and exchange information?
- That was his fault!
- Are you gonna stop and exchange information or not?
- No, he's not.
He's not stopping.
- I gotta mark that down unfortunately.
I will have to mark you for that if it does.
Ooh, careful with that left turn there.
Are you gonna go for it or not?
Alright, that's a right on red.
That's legal.
- I stopped and I looked both ways.
- Absolutely. - I didn't hit anybody.
- Verified that the lane was clear.
- There's a stop sign and a stop light.
Do you see this?
- I do. - What is this?
- That's called double verification, ma'am.
- That's a load of bull (bleep).
- That's our way of making sure people do it.
Sometimes they can't read the signs.
Whoa, going real fast there!
- I believe I'm going the speed limit.
What about UltraFadge over here!
- I mean he crossed the line but he's backing up
I'm verifying that, we have officer Kelsey
over there checking in on that.
Officer Kelsey can you verify that Bruce
did not go through the intersection there?
- [Kelsey] I saw a blocking the intersection.
- That's the way it looked to me.
- Just wanted to make sure we were clean on both sides.
- As far as I'm concerned there are no sides!
- Oh whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Hard to tell there,
- Bruce just ran that light.
- He just ran that red light
definitely, I can't mark that here but
you get a commendation for waiting another
20 minutes for this light to turn green.
Is that four red lights?
- I know! What the hell is this bull(beep)!
- [James] I don't make the rules
- This is what my taxpayer money is going towards?
- I don't make the rules, I just make sure you follow 'em.
- I'm signaling
- Yup there it is.
Officer Kelsey because
they cannot use their turn signals I am
verifying hand signals, can you confirm?
- [Kelsey] Can confirm.
- Great, great, that's perfect.
- [Kelsey] (mumbling)
Yeah, yeah that sounds good, 10-4.
Your car is smoking though...
- Yeah, there's nothing I can do about that.
- So I might have to, you know that's technically unsafe.
- You can't give me a ticket for that
- That, I saw that Ify!
That was right through a red!
- Wait what, it was still yellow!
It was still yellow I felt it!
- I don't think so, I don't think
it was even close to yellow.
I gotta say you guys are doing a pretty good job so far.
A couple of early infractions here
but you're really driving now, watch this speed!
I gotta give you one for weaving here.
- For weaving?
- Yeah you kinda drifted into the other lane.
- Weaving is not illegal
- Thank you, I'm glad someone's on my side
- Actually it is!
It says right here, weaving.
Whoa look at this, Ify's basically there.
- How?
- He made it.
I guess he made a good couple turns there.
Ify's finished, and you're on fire.
Ify's there, he's there at 6:15
- My car stopped working.
- Niki's car has stopped working so she's
gonna steal another car.
As soon as she does that
I will be marking her.
That is theft.
- I have no choice
- You missed your turn there.
- Did I?
- Yeah, that's gonna cost you some time.
That's okay.
Okay!
Driving off the edge of the road
I think technically is an unsafe lane change.
Maybe this is a shortcut, down underneath the bridge.
I don't think it's a shortcut
actually this seems way longer.
That's okay.
Watch out for that!
Okay so that was technically hitting and run
I didn't see you signal.
- I gotta get to the airport!
I gotta go!
- I'm gonna go with reckless driving there.
- Yeah yeah don't worry.
I'm just taking a victory lap right now.
- That's outta my jurisdiction.
Are Adam and Bruce done over there?
- [Kelsey] Not quite yet.
- Okay so it's still close.
Alright so Niki's on here way.
Alright, didn't see a signal there.
But I'm gonna assume that you were planning on doing it.
- Yes
- Yep, that's also a right signal so it doesn't count.
- I'm almost!
- You're so close.
- Get outta my way!
- That's a hit, I gotta count that.
- Get outta my way I'm so close!
- [Kelsey] We're done.
No (bleep) I'm so close!
- We're almost done over here
it might come down to violations.
Straight ahead and one last jump
I'm gonna have to mark that as
reckless driving and swerving.
- I'm here.
- But you've made it.
Good job, very good job.
The race was finished.
Officer Kelsey and I
kept meticulous track of all violations.
- Let the record show that I did not commit one violation.
- Really?
- Yeah I know it was,
way more than that. - What, that sounds wrong.
- Team BuzzFeed, with a total of 12 violations.
19:01 for team Buzzfeed.
That's what I have.
- And with 12 violations
- Wait who had all the violations though?
- I mean you?
- No Bruce!
We're different people!
- We had a final time of 18 minutes, 57 seconds.
(bell ringing)
- Four seconds!
Four seconds, we didn't plan this!
- We had this 12 and 12!
- You time was so much shorter!
- But your time was so much longer.
(all laughing)
- If you haven't watch the other video of the other side
of this situation go check it out on Funhaus' channel!
- Thank you
- That's right, it'll be on our channel because we won!
- We'd probably put it up anyway even if we lost
- [James] (mumbling) everyone playing by the rules?
- Yes! - Yes!
- [James] Three, two, one, go.
- We are racing (mumbling) but we can not break the law.
- Yeah (mumbles) broke the law.
- What I didn't break any law.
- [Kovic] You went over the grass.
- [Kelsey] Woo! Reckless driving!
- [Bruce] That was not reckless driving.