Hey, I'm Ben Affleck.
I'm Matt Damon.
And we'd like to invite you to come to LA
and have lunch with us and hang—
Yeah, basically
we'll fly you and a friend
to LA, and you'll come hang out with us and—
Hold on. Cut. Cut Cut.
You gotta spice it up.
You gotta make it appealing.
What do you mean, spice it up?
Well, like right now.
No one wants to come have dinner with this guy.
Let's do another take and you, like, sell it.
Push it.
OK.
All right.
Hey, everybody!
It's Matt Damon.
Dude.
Not, don't act, don't be weird.
You just said push it.
Human beings don't behave like,
you have to be authentic.
Hi, I'm Matt Damon.
I'm Ben Affleck.
And we would like to invite you and a friend on a very special trip—
To Los Angeles to hang out with us
and have lunch and talk about—
All kinds of things.
Whatever it might be.
Roles that we've played,
that maybe other people have played, too, to winning effect.
Tell them something that they're interested in.
Like, "Hey! Come see Jason Bourne... Batman and..."
Robert Pattinson's coming?
No, Jeremy Renner will be there, though.
Jeremy Renner did not play Jason Bourne.
He expanded the Bourne universe.
He improved on it.
Pattinson took your job.
OK. We'll fly you and a friend to LA,
and you'll come hang out with us
and raise money for two awesome organizations.
For Eastern Congo Initiative and Water.org.
And people of all ages are welcome.
Of all ages.
People who use the internet
and people who are less familiar with the internet.
With the interweb.
Do you even have Instagram?
I have a private account.
[laughter]
So thank you very much, and we hope to see you soon.
We hope to see you very soon.
I'm not on your Instagram account?
I have a fake one, too. You're not on that.
You have a fake Instagram?
Finsta. That's what the kids call it.
You know it's—