Oh, Minou-blito, my love, my sweet.
Oh! Hello!
Today is December 1st, so obviously and naturally,
everyone in the entire world wakes up with a Santa hat on, and Minou-blito in their bed.
Hello my sweeties-- oh shit! [laughs] Hello. Today...
Today is the start of Vlogmas, and I have decided this year to do it.
Bless Ty Turner for being here for two weeks and convincing me to do it.
Because you know what? I'm not busy enough in my fuckin' life, might as well just do Vlogmas as well.
This is a really uncomfortable position. I don't know that I'm editing this video, but you know what?
You know what? It's tough, but it's good.
Lemme get into a better position, with my hipster lights behind me, and get all Christmas-y for ya.
Also if y'all were ever wondering what I wear to bed, this is it.
This is-- I wish I had Santa-themed undies, but I don't.
This is what I wear to bed, I am so scandal!
So hello and wel-- [laughs] welcome to my vlog!
Today is December 1st, and, it's exciting!
I'm not really getting Christmas-y for you, but I thought if I had my hipster lights on, which I never have on by the way,
and I wore my Santa hat, which took me like 25 minutes to find, so I hope y'all happy.
And, so happy that my fucking camera isn't zooming onto my fizzle.
Um, and, this is not-- this is accidental, oh my god, don't look at that.
This is just my bedsheet, uh-- [laughs] they're just red.
This is Minou-blito Junior. This is what I sleep with every night.
Like literally I hold it and I can't sleep without it.
Can I just say-- and I know this is gonna be really weird.
Also I'm lying down, and I'm using my good kush camera, and it's so heavy and I'm so scared it's gonna fall.
This is not gonna be in focus, but I love. The. Zoom. On. This camera.
Oh. Someone just interrupted me by sending me a sext. Who is it? Oh it's no one, it's Twitter.
Follow me on Twitter!
Ok, so what the fuck is Vlogmas, and why am I doing this, and what's-- what is this, how long is it gonna be?
What am I doing with my life? Why did I decide to do this? Aren't you busy enough Chase-y-poo?
Oh my goodness. You wanna see something? I put a light here so that the-- whatever. Can you see how dirty my computer screen is?
Rest in peace.
My room is literally a disaster, cause I've been 3depressed5you.
And I can't clean anything cause I'm-- whatever, let's not even go there.
So. [sighs] Let's get comfortable.
Yes let's put my camera in the literal worst position it could ever be. [humming]
Did my pompom flip sides? Or did you just imagine that?
I look like the fuckin' Grinch when I'm trying to fix my hat. Like [sings] you're a mean one, Mister Grinch.
Whatever, this is as good as I can look. So what is Vlogmas?
Vlogmas is basically YouTubers making a vlog every single day of November--
Ah yes Chase, you know, Christmas , definitely in November. That's why you would make a video every day.
For November, which just passed.
--until the 24th. I don't know that I like that it ends on the 24th, because you know me, I'm super anal.
And I like to...do things excessively. Hello, taking a picture of my face for almost seven years now every day.
I'm super anal about that stuff, so I feel like I would just keep going until the end of November.
Like that would make sense. Especially December. Why would it end on the 24th? Maybe I read that wrong.
Like why would you do that? Why would you do-- until Christmas, but not do Christmas?
What does that even-- why you do that?
So this is what I'm gonna be doing. And I'm not gonna make a vlog every day,
because I do have my schedule post videos that I'm gonna be posting.
So it'll be a mix of these type of vlogs. So it's not really Chase raw, but it is.
I'm just, I'm not gonna-- I'll put it under vlogs, but it's really more of like a-- I don't know.
I don't know what this is gonna be. Let's just figure it out together. I think it's gonna be cool to make a video every day.
I just wanna try a couple of things, and I think I wanna use this Vlogmas as not just like
make videos, watch me, pay attention to me!
I think it's gonna be more-- [laughs] I just hate that it makes noise when I-- when I zoom in.
I want this to be a tool to help my anxiety.
So as y'all know, I suffer from like crazy amounts of anxiety.
And, please stop suggesting-- I'm not saying you're gonna suggest things, I'm just saying like...
I've tried everything. Meditation, yoga, scented candles, incense...
I keep saying incest when I say that. [off screen honking] Thanks rude car outside for ruining my video.
Um, bike, swim, physiotherapy, um, medication, and now I am able to run one minute and walk one minute.
Wow, look at that progress... I'm injured, so-- whatever, I don't even wanna talk about that.
I'm trying everything. Breathing. Everything. Everything! I can't-- I can't-- it just-- whatever.
So I'm thinking that this vlog might help me a lot with this.
And the reason why is because I want to film myself going outside everyday.
And I want to do something every day. Even if it's something small. Even if it's like I'm gonna go to a vape shop.
Why would I do that? I'm not Ty Turner. Um... [laughs]
But I just wanna film myself do things, and--
What really sucks today is that it's fucking raining.
And I need to go to the grocery store because I'm dumb, and I haven't done groceries in 5ever.
And I keep going to the dep-- corner store-- to go buy bananas, and they keep looking at me like why you been in here for five days?
Buy your own fucking bananas. [laughs]
So this camera's like super inconvenient in size when I'm trying to be inconspicuous in fucking public about vlogging.
So I really wanted to get myself like a smaller flip camera for vlogging.
But those are really expensive. Put it on my Amazon wishlist though if there's any of you who are mad rich and wanna give me something for Christmas.
Early Christmas. I'll-- [laughs] --put the link to my Amazon wishlist in the description.
Hey you never know. You never know, there could be a sugar papito out there who wants to give me stuff, so-- [kisses] --love you!
So if you have any suggestions on what I could do outside, like wild things...
Let me know in the description, because--
I don't want to give anything away, but I will let you know that one of the things that I'm planning on doing has to do with my eyebrows.
What do people usually do with they eyebrows? Eyyyyy-- mine are bushy.
And when they're bushy you do what? Not gonna tell ya! You can guess though! So, just things like that.
I feel like I'm pushing too hard right now, but...
I feel alive this morning, so I thought it would be great time to start this.
It's December 1st 2016, the first day of Vlogmas!
I love you guys so much, today I'm going to a...party.
So I think I will be filming my day today, and I will put it up.
Tomorrow. I think that makes the most sense.
I love you guys so much, thank you so much for watching and supporting me.
Please, if you haven't subscribed yet, subscribe, because these Vlogmas videos gonna be wild!
I'm gonna have dat pussy in there-- my cats, calm your titty, Jesus Christ.
And you guys are gonna see a part of me that you haven't seen.
I'm kidding, fuck, you know everything about me. Whatever. I'm just gonna go and edit this, when I'm super overly exposed by the light.
I love you so much, thank you for watching. I will see you in the next...
Whatever, however many days December has. 31st? I should know that. How old am I?
Love you guys so much, see you soon. Bye!
I wonder how I'd look if I get closer to the light.
Oh Jesus Christ! What if I put the light right here? Oh my god I'm killing my camera here, it's like super expensive.
What am I doing with my life? Oh my god, now I'm super dark. What is this?!